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M0AI — The Duelists in the Grove

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Description There is a somewhat interesting story behind this particular holoprint. I'll tell it to you, if my husband hasn't talked your ear off. Look at him! He so wishes he could tell you the story himself; you can see it on his face! But, he knows that he wouldn't be able to tell it nearly so well, since I was there, and he wasn't.

(I'm only teasing you, love.)

It was several dozen revolutions ago. My husband, it will not surprise you, was entertaining a guest. Who was it, love? Some former rhepsil diplomat? Oh yes, he preferred to still be called the Prime Emissary, even though he'd been retired even longer than you.

To be truthful, I found him rather pompous and tiresome, and rather than sour their reunion with my distaste for him--rhepsils are surprisingly sensitive to such things--I decided to go for a walk. I took a tubecar to the Grove of Solitude, one of my favorite of the Ring's arboreta. It is a fascinating place; though it is often in fact somewhat crowded, the space is designed in such a way that it very often seems as though you are alone. I imagine sound-canceling and false image projecting technologies play a part in this illusion. Now, when one enters to Grove, one my choose how strong of an illusion of solitude one experiences. One may choose to be unseen, and also see no others; or, one may choose to be freely seen, and freely see all others (provided they have also chosen to be seen). One may also choose combinations of those two states; for example, one my choose to be able to see others, but remain unseen oneself. Though admittedly it is somewhat voyeuristic, that is the experience that I chose when I entered the Grove of Solitude.

I meandered throughout the Grove, observing those who chose to be observable. Many simply walked as I did. Many more sat as if in prayer or meditation. Some sang or gave monologues that only they, and those of us who chose to be able to, could hear; one, a s'thrunney, expounded upon his various sufferings and personal tragedies in a manner that was so exaggerated it was almost comical. On three separate occasions, I came across beings--two pairs, and one small group--engaged in the act of copulation. Whether they simply did not care that they could be seen, or received an exhibitionist thrill from it, I do not know. But, having an education in both xenobiology and cultural xenology, I found myself fascinated by these aliens' various physical configurations, and by the emotional attitudes they displayed to their partners. However, such scenes are not uncommon in the Grove, and so, having witnessed such things before, I moved on.

A while later, I received a warning pip from the Grove's overseer system. The OS of the Grove is designed to be as unobtrusive as possible, and only engages visitors under very specific conditions; if one is about to blunder into an individual who had chosen to be invisible, for example. The OS informed me that a refereed event of probable violence would soon take place in a section of the Grove very near where I was; though the risk to myself or any of the participants was very mild, the OS felt it prudent to warn me. My interest was piqued, so I inquired whether the participants of this event were observable. I was informed that they were, and given directions to their location (though the OS tried to gently dissuade me), and within moments I was an invisible spectator at an alien duel.

There were nine of them, gathered loosely near the center of a flat clearing in the Grove. They were tall, striding beings with an air of great strength and agility about them. They were octopods, with four long legs and then four arms folded around the bases of their thick necks. What I took to be breathing tubes slithered intermittently in and out of orifices on the sides of their necks, and sheaths of leathery skin occasionally pulled back to reveal trios of serrated, off-white tusks. Six of the nine were roughly three meters tall and pale green with subtle splotches of pink. Of the remaining three, two were over four meters tall, and a darker, warmer shade of green, with brick-red spots. The final member of the assemblage, a being seemingly made of pure sinew and intimidation, was a five-meter tyrannosaur, her skin (for I would soon learn that these larger specimens were the females) nearly black and her spots a livid scarlet.

I did not recognize the species, so I queried the Grove's OS for information, which it obligingly began to upload into my extramemory. I learned at one that they were called harpax, and that, as I have said, the three larger ones were female and the smaller ones were male. I learned that they were a warlike species (indeed, their women wore gauntlets on their forearms and brandished hooks and curved swords nearly as long as themselves, all apparently made of dark, shiny wood), though their ways had been softened considerably since their integration into the Community. They still segregated themselves into distinct tribes and clans, often in rivalry with one another. After learning that last detail, I noted that four of the nine, consisting of three males and the terrifying black and red giant, wore scarves died blue and pale gold, while the remaining five wore scarves of red and green. It appeared that I was about to witness an old tribal rivalry play itself out through combat. I found the notion exhilarating.

I noticed something tiny moving above the warriors' heads, and saw it to be an overseer drone, the referee of this confrontation. Scarcely larger than a pebble, it was nevertheless capable of instantly subduing myself and every alien in the clearing, and then some. Elecromagnetic pulses, blasts of infrasound, bursts of any wavelength of radiation, all were in its purview. I wondered what method of nonlethal force it would use if the harpax got out of hand.

The terrifying giant pulled back her cheek membrane, revealing curving mandibles etched with tribal insignia. She let out series of clacks and staccato rasps and emitted a pair of dissonant hoots from her fully-extruded breathing tubes. Her male allies let out similar hoots as if in reinforcement. The opposing side answered, the males hooting and the females hooting and clacking. The females' cheek membranes slowly drew back and their pink breathing tubes withdrew sharply into their necks; when the breathing tubes reemerged, they were starkly white. Obviously, a challenge had been issued. It was all so fascinating that it was several moments before I realized I had no idea what they were saying.

I addressed the OS about this. It informed me that it did have an available translation patch for the harpax' common language, these individuals appeared to be speaking in an archaic tribal tongue which it did not have in its files. It was currently in communication with one of the archives on the planet below in an attempt to rectify this situation. The overseer system was doing this for its own benefit more than mine; it was in charge of making sure no one here got seriously hurt, a job made more difficult by its not being able to understand was was being said. In any case, hoping to catch at least part of the conversation, I downloaded harpax common.

The clattering conversation between the rival females appeared to be growing more heated. Their clacks became sharper, their rasps rougher, their hoots sourer. They repeatedly extended and then quickly pulled pack their cheek membranes as if to emphasize what they had just said. Their tracheae sucked in and with almost convulsive rapidity. The females readjusted their grips on their weapons and flexed the dewclaws on their forelegs. The chorused hoots of the males seemed to reach a crescendo, and all of the sudden the fight was on.

The two green females fought in unison against the larger black female. The two greens each held a hook and a sword, while the black held two hooks and a sword. The hooks were apparently used to deflect and wrest the opponents' swords, though it seemed to me that they would make perfectly deadly weapons in their own right. Fascinatingly, despite the obvious speed and power of these creatures, the pacing of their fight was more like a dance, with long, smooth movements, precise and unhurried transitions between stances, elegant bends and pirouettes. The rhythmic, pulsing hoots of their attendant males strengthened the impression of a dance. I would later learn that the harpax's speed and power was precisely the reason for their slow, controlled style of combat; their skill was so great and their reactions so swift that, in almost any instant of the fight, to go openly on the offensive was suicide. So, they moved in an almost choreographed series of shifting stances, ever watchful for imperfections in their opponents' technique that would provide an opportunity to attack without great risk to themselves. I found it utterly beautiful. The overseer orb danced to an fro above them, giving the impression of fretful anxiousness, though surely the conditions of its interfering in the fight had been precisely calibrated before it began.

The dance did not take long. The slightly smaller of the two green females--and, I assume, the younger and less experienced--fancied she saw an opening in the black's defenses, and moved in. In a movement almost too quick to see, the black swung her hook to a point on her opponent's sword just above where the green held it in her hands, and yanked it effortlessly away. In nearly the same instant, the black's own sword arced upward, the blade so sharp it hardly whispered. The green female's sword, one of her arms, and one of her breathing tubes, still blanched white, landed in the soft green grass. The combatants' dance, the fretful pacing of the overseer orb, and time itself stopped for a paralyzed instant, and then two thin jets of umber-colored blood squirted from the green female's wounds. Her hoots of agony were thin and gargled. Here allies' hoots were wrenchingly dissonant, while the hoots of the black's males swelled victoriously.

Though only for a second or two. Just as the black female swung her sword along a path that would surely have brought it through the other green female's neck, the overseer orb took action. Even from my vantage point tens of meters away I felt the rumble of the infrasound blast. Seven harpax collapsed stupidly to the ground. Almost inconceivably, the huge black female remained on her feet. She had withstood the wave of sound which had brought her fellows to the ground, though just barely; her steps toward the intact green female were wobbly and unsure. The overseer orb seemed flustered as the black female lifted her sword to drive down through her opponent.

Thinking more quickly than I ever have either before or sense--and apparently more quickly than the overseer orb--I revoked my invisibility, stepped forward, and, clapping my hands (no noise I made with my mouth would have been loud enough) shouted in harpax common: "Wait!"

The black female's beak swung towards me. The overseer orb, finally gathering its wits, unleashed another of its weapons. The electric shock caused the black female to finally topple, though I hit the ground first. I've always thought that taking me down as well as the harpax was unnecessary, and afterward I even filed a complaint to that effect.

My first stimulus after swimming back to consciousness was a chime in my ear that the files for the older harpax language had downloaded successfully.

A pack of enforcer drones descended from some unseen place to escort the harpax away, chastising them for taking their sporting duel too far. Another pair of drones helped clean me up--the body looses control in often messy ways when shocked--and then allowed me to continue on my way. I chose to go back home. Tiresome as my husband's visitor may have been, I had had quite enough excitement in the Grove of Solitude.

*******

I drew and rendered this alien over ten months ago. What kept me from showing it until now was a case of writer's block. I originally intended on posting a full-length short story along with it, and though the story got off to a good start, I could not seem to finish it. I couldn't really tell you why; my attempts at bringing it past a certain point just felt awkward, and as more time went on my original vision for it got less clear in my head. I think the last time I added anything to it was in May or June. A large freelance job, and later TAD took too much time and attention for me to really add anything to it.

Seeing that I wasn't going to finish that earlier story any time soon, I often thought about giving it a shorter treatment, like most of my other Ring aliens. Today I was faced with the pleasant prospect of several totally free hours, so I said fuck it, let's write.

I would still like to finish that original story and post it here sometime. It broadened the Ring universe considerably more than this one did (though this one was certainly fun to write), giving much more info about harpax culture and the harpax homeworld, politics in the Ring universe, and the history of the narrator of the other stories. It even finally gives the narrator a name.

But, until then...just enjoy yourselves, I guess.

PS- I noticed after drawing this, and someone on another site also commented, that this creature bears a resemblance in general shape and gait to Alex Ries' (Abiogenisis) Birrin [link] . I apologize if anyone, especially Alex, thinks the resemblance is too close; it wasn't conscious or intentional.
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Comments: 76

Timoshauru5-VII [2017-12-07 19:37:46 +0000 UTC]

I like the weapons this thing is using, very different from the "laser gun crap"

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MoonWolfMW [2017-03-26 01:25:30 +0000 UTC]

Hi , i'm making a really good fantasy trading card game competitive online , i wish that i can use some of your beautifull illustrations , for my game . i will use your name in every card description . I'll attempt your response ASAP .

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QuantumContinuum [2017-02-25 18:31:15 +0000 UTC]

Gorgeous design!

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SmashJack [2016-06-02 10:12:15 +0000 UTC]

i love all of your monsters
its amazing

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SCP-811Hatena [2016-01-12 12:58:17 +0000 UTC]

Interesting. Is this species a chordate, or is it an invertebrate? It's hard to tell because it looks like a mix of both.

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M0AI In reply to SCP-811Hatena [2016-02-09 02:21:43 +0000 UTC]

Well, it's an alien, so it doesn't fit into either category that cleanly. But, it does have an endoskeleton of some sort. 

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SCP-811Hatena In reply to M0AI [2016-02-09 02:29:20 +0000 UTC]

Oh. Would it be a calcium endoskeleton, like ours?

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M0AI In reply to SCP-811Hatena [2016-02-10 00:34:00 +0000 UTC]

I dunno, probably. Coming up with the internal chemistry of these things has never been as interesting to me as a cool visual design and interesting culture.

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SCP-811Hatena In reply to M0AI [2016-02-10 01:23:04 +0000 UTC]

You've got a point there.

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grisador [2015-09-22 16:17:03 +0000 UTC]

Nice

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Boverisuchus [2014-07-09 14:57:10 +0000 UTC]

I'm starting to want to live on the ring myself, and to live an unnaturally lengthened lifespan medically, your stories are that interesting. Just imagine living in a place like that, you could spend your whole life meeting new species. Oh gosh, just imagine what a zoo or wildlife park on the ring would be like, I'd be in hog-heaven there...

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M0AI In reply to Boverisuchus [2014-07-12 00:34:48 +0000 UTC]

Thanks so much, sir! I'll do some more with this project one day.

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Boverisuchus In reply to M0AI [2014-07-12 05:59:45 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad you agree.

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WoundedGazelle1234 [2013-12-05 09:11:43 +0000 UTC]

that is a...long description! i love this artwork, it just stands out so much!

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M0AI In reply to WoundedGazelle1234 [2014-01-06 20:48:28 +0000 UTC]

It's not a description, it's a story!


Thanks!

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WoundedGazelle1234 In reply to M0AI [2014-01-07 04:52:49 +0000 UTC]

oh, my bad! your welcome!

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xxXfishbonesXxx [2013-05-18 19:39:00 +0000 UTC]

Wow! Fantastic story!
I take it that dueling is a substantial part of Harpax culture?

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M0AI In reply to xxXfishbonesXxx [2013-05-21 22:44:23 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!
I started writing a longer story for the harpax, but it unfortunately never came together. It explained more about harpax society. Ritualized combat, largely based around clan rivalries, does play a large part in harpax society. Ritualized, mostly non-lethal dueling is the commonest form of it these days, but in "primitive" times, before the harpax were incorporated into the galactic society of these stories, they were much more ruthless, constantly warring, stealing the good eggs and young of other clans and culling the weak. Even before they are born, harpax are violent; it's common for a single egg to have multiple embryos in it, and the strongest one usually eats all the others before hatching.

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xxXfishbonesXxx In reply to M0AI [2013-05-23 04:31:13 +0000 UTC]

Ah, I see. Violent little eggs. What are some of the main weapons used in Harpax combat? And how large were typical warring factions?


My people, the Ahkareshans, have a tradition of casual combat wich is akin to the Harpax's ritual combat. The two combatants are often two strangers who challenge each other to a duel. Wether or not the match will be lethal, is for the duelists to decide. Weapons vary greatly among duelists. In these modern days, the Ahkareshan people prefer non-lethal fights to avoid feuds and other civil conflits, but back in the old days of war, fatal duels were quite common. Even among brothers.

("Ahkareshan" refers to the several united sentient species that inhabit the planet of Ahkaresh. They use this term because they feel that properly addressing species titles and cultural titles is too much work.)

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M0AI In reply to xxXfishbonesXxx [2013-05-25 04:21:12 +0000 UTC]

The main weapons are what I've shown in the picture. A single huge, katana-like sword, plus two secondary hooks that are used both as weapons in themselves and to parry and/or snatch away the main sword. The weapons are traditionally carved out of very strong hardwoods. I'm sure a great deal of cultural variation exists in the weaponry chosen, though. Hmmm, that might be a fun thing to illustrate...The factions varied from small tribes to larger nation-states, so probably a few hundred to a few tens of thousands of individuals. I'd see the smaller groupings being more plentiful, because harpax would place a lot of importance on one's reputation and ancestral pedigree, and in larger organizations it would obviously be difficult to know everyone that well.

Your Ahkareshans do sounds culturally similar, at least where duels are concerned! Cool stuff!

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MrJmZack [2012-10-14 15:36:22 +0000 UTC]

Great read, and an equally great illustration. I like this concept.

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M0AI In reply to MrJmZack [2013-03-12 03:30:40 +0000 UTC]

A much belated thanks!

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madhollow23 [2012-08-19 07:30:19 +0000 UTC]

da fuq

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cg7510 [2012-08-04 01:22:11 +0000 UTC]

that could be an Obin from Old Man's War

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i-am-at0m In reply to cg7510 [2014-07-24 03:20:49 +0000 UTC]

Other than its mouth, yeah I can see it

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M0AI In reply to cg7510 [2012-08-05 05:40:32 +0000 UTC]

Really? I just started reading that book!

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Chrestovenator [2012-04-11 08:13:08 +0000 UTC]

That story was an awesome read! I thoroughly enjoyed it. The design of the harpax is wonderfully detailed, I especially like the insignia carved on their mandibles. Even without the longer story, I can sense the rich history lurking behind those strange towering creatures. Also, the way you brought the Grove of Solitude to life was just spectacular. No wonder I keep running into your stuff in these group galleries, you have quite a talent!

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M0AI In reply to Chrestovenator [2012-04-11 16:44:52 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much!!

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Zippo4k [2011-06-26 00:22:25 +0000 UTC]

I've had my fair share of moments where I've drawn something unnervingly close to something else without realizing it.

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M0AI In reply to Zippo4k [2011-07-28 21:22:22 +0000 UTC]

Yeah. It's rather frustrating.:S

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daisyness [2011-06-17 15:20:29 +0000 UTC]

this rules

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M0AI In reply to daisyness [2011-07-28 21:30:24 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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daisyness In reply to M0AI [2011-07-30 19:48:34 +0000 UTC]

yvw

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Zirngibl [2011-02-25 16:56:12 +0000 UTC]

I didn't read all of your description yet because I'm in TAD right now, but I'm definitely curious about the world you're creating. Looks like this is in the vein of Expedition.
Does one of your deviations have a summary of it? I haven't gone through them all yet but it would be cool to have some more context for this.

By the way, your animated tutorials are very effective, much easier to see subtle changes than when they're all stacked.

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M0AI In reply to Zirngibl [2011-02-25 19:11:25 +0000 UTC]

Hey again, Kirsten. I've posted a summary of this one a few times, but each time it's been in a reply, not in the deviation, so it's not easy to find.
Essentially, the story of each of these aliens in the Ring folder of my gallery is a little vignette, a little slice-of-life or anecdote about life in a space habitat. The setting is an enormous, obsolete generation ship that has been refurbished into an orbiting habitat. It's called the Ring, but in reality it's more of a disk shape (200 mi. diameter, 5 miles thick), with a central column holding what used to be the engines. The culture on the space habitat is cosmopolitan and semi-utopian, with hundreds of different sentient species living in harmony.
This project began with the deviation titled "The Scholar." I improvised a quick description from the point of view of a cheerful, outgoing human narrator describing how he met the alien. Each subsequent deviation provided another opportunity to explore an idea about alien biology and psychology, as well as an opportunity for both readers and myself to learn a bit more about the Ring, the politics of the universe at large, and the history of the narrator(s).

Glad you liked the tutorials!

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Zirngibl In reply to M0AI [2011-02-25 19:17:01 +0000 UTC]

Wow, I have a similar type of thing going on as one of my worlds! But it focuses a little more on how humans adapt to the world, like what machines/architecture/agriculture they use. Here are a couple things from that world in my gallery.
Like: [link]
and [link]


I haven't said much about it on dA though, partially because I want to keep some of my ideas to myself in case I publish. What is your view of sharing all your world ideas/stories online?

I know I'm probably being paranoid... :-\

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M0AI In reply to Zirngibl [2011-03-03 04:02:31 +0000 UTC]

Whoa, cool stuff! I'm pretty clueless when it comes to mechanical design, so that makes that especially impressive to me.

I'm kinda of two minds when it comes to sharing ideas on DeviantArt. In the past, my attitude was always "fuck it, I'm posting it all!" (I don't think it comes as any surprise to you that I really enjoy telling people about my various projects ) But now, as I get closer to a time in which I'm more likely to seriously considering publishing some of these things, I'm more hesitant about posting anything and everything online. For one, if it's all online, there's no reason for anyone but close friends and diehard fans to buy the published version. For another, I've read that publishing companies won't typically bother with something if it's already completely online (though the thing I was reading was discussing written fiction, not illustrations or graphic novels). So yeah, some of these projects I'm going to keep pretty close. I think I'm going to do the rest of the development for my Earthblood project in private, for example, only posting snippets of the stuff I'm really excited about.

For other projects, though, I think I'm going to continue to be fairly open with them online. My Ring universe, for example, was born on Deviantart, and each subsequent piece was done with the goal of sharing it here. It's fun, and it builds friendships and a fanbase.

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Tyxerus [2011-02-06 09:13:30 +0000 UTC]

Beautiful artwork & a fantastic story, well done

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M0AI In reply to Tyxerus [2011-02-06 17:51:37 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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Tyxerus In reply to M0AI [2011-02-06 19:10:21 +0000 UTC]

You're very welcome

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DSil [2011-01-20 17:16:14 +0000 UTC]

Fantastic. It all makes sense, and is visually appealing to boot.

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M0AI In reply to DSil [2011-02-03 20:40:46 +0000 UTC]

Thankee!

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bensen-daniel [2010-12-01 13:17:25 +0000 UTC]

I like the way the skin folds around the joints and breathing tube and whatnot. Very organic. I also like the idea of tribal scrimshaw on the manibles (it's a little hard to see in the picture). There's and idea that nobody knows what tribe you are until you open your mouth. Interesting.
As for the sory, I would have liked to get a little more infiormation abouit why the harpax are fighting. And why the OS didn't predict the fight would go too far. Also, if you are looking for a longer story, you can extend the results from the narrator's interference at the end. I liked that part because, for the first time, she wasn't just an observer (or a window for the reader to look through) she was a real person, who made choices and changed her environment. What would have happened if she wasn't simply knocked out? It would be a chance for her personality to emerge more.

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Rodlox [2010-11-14 05:26:41 +0000 UTC]

Like a Birrin, it has long, skinny legs. Other than that.....looks nothing like them.

wonder if proto-harpax had to deal with organisms that used sound to stun....(just a hunch based on the differing reaction the largest female had)

this, like your other works, is original and genius. bravo on more great work.

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M0AI In reply to Rodlox [2011-03-27 18:12:50 +0000 UTC]

Well, it has the petal jaws, the dewclaws, and the hooks and sword somewhat mimic the shapes of Birrin ears and antennae (in certain iterations of the Birrin design, at least). There is a notable resemblance, in my opinion, but I don't think it's too strong.

Interesting idea about sound-stun-resistance in the harpax' ancestors. I hadn't thought of that. You know, it would probably be really really fun to go through all of my Ring aliens and draw "hominid" versions of them.

Thank you so much!

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turbofanatic [2010-11-09 03:24:06 +0000 UTC]

Never stop being awesome

I love the creature, it's so gloriously natural looking! But I really enjoyed the story. You've got a bit of an old school sci-fi vibe going on, simultaneously pulpy and thoughtful. I wish I could articulate it better than that, but suffice to say it's wonderful!

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M0AI In reply to turbofanatic [2011-03-08 06:54:21 +0000 UTC]

I'll try. Thanks so much! And whoa, late reply!

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AmnioticOef [2010-11-09 02:20:17 +0000 UTC]

Hmm, it actually reminds me of a Kahoon more than a Birrin; it's got the same sacks on either side of its head, and a tentacle protruding from one of its jaws. Could they be related?

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M0AI In reply to AmnioticOef [2011-03-08 06:52:57 +0000 UTC]

Nah, they aren't related. I just have a tendency to repeat features in these aliens.

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AmnioticOef In reply to M0AI [2011-03-08 15:08:49 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I'm sure everyone does to some extent .

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