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MagdaTheHuman [2014-05-30 17:07:55 +0000 UTC]
...Actually, he was bored at his house, so he did it a thrid time.
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SSJ3Adean [2014-05-04 20:20:31 +0000 UTC]
AndI counted to Infinity 10 times
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NoNeedForNames [2013-10-28 21:07:57 +0000 UTC]
Chuck Norris is living god. Not the only one though. Note; Morgan Freeman is one of them.
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Light-Dusk [2013-08-28 19:31:12 +0000 UTC]
Saying Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice is an insult to him; Chuck Norris in-fact counted to infinity infinity times.
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Pr0crastronaut [2013-06-10 02:32:42 +0000 UTC]
this is a bit of an old piece I heard he counted to infinity infinite times 4 times
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ichigo6798 [2013-02-21 23:10:07 +0000 UTC]
I knew it!
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wolfmaster8 [2013-01-23 01:08:34 +0000 UTC]
he's the only one who could do this task.
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AwesomelyDerped [2013-01-22 19:08:08 +0000 UTC]
He's probably done it an infinite amount of times by now
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joshuarmour15 [2012-12-09 20:07:30 +0000 UTC]
You forgot two words. "A minute."
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jynxdude0614 [2012-11-28 16:13:05 +0000 UTC]
WTF LIYERS ! evreybody knows he did it three times
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fernz232 [2012-08-27 23:12:28 +0000 UTC]
FRicken aWeSoMe!!1
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f14ace [2012-08-23 21:22:38 +0000 UTC]
Oh please! Chuck Norris is a pussy! If he was really that badass, why isn;t he over here slamming my head against the keyboskdfjdskfj skfkldsgjdkjg sdlgjdljgklsdjg kdfdsjfj kdfnhgkjdfgjdgkj
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puccafan762 [2012-07-12 00:55:36 +0000 UTC]
How much wood coulda woodchuck would CHUCK NORRIS
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thewarlock66 [2012-04-08 07:26:11 +0000 UTC]
i do believe this he probally did it three times
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jeffdunHAMpeanut14 [2012-02-27 20:43:50 +0000 UTC]
Okay, I TOTALLY believe this. Anyone else think so too?
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Bifeem [2012-02-19 02:39:02 +0000 UTC]
This needs to be updated, he now counted to it 8,000.5 times!
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El-Drago-800 [2012-01-13 18:41:01 +0000 UTC]
Heres a real Chuck Norris Fact:
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in separation of church and state and lies through his teeth.
Want proof? Here: [link]
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L-Shattered13 [2012-01-06 01:11:46 +0000 UTC]
Chuck Norris scared the PISS outta infiniti, he only came back because he needed a better challenge
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L-Shattered13 [2012-01-06 01:10:35 +0000 UTC]
Chuck Norris scared the piss out of infinity he only came back because he needed a better challenge!
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Blackk4t304 [2012-01-04 19:20:59 +0000 UTC]
Chuck Norris slammed a revolving door.
He also gargled peanut butter.
NOTHING IS BEYOND THE NORRIS.
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nopebugmenot [2011-12-31 03:41:56 +0000 UTC]
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Epic T-shirt by the way.
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Bardigon29-II [2011-12-29 04:25:57 +0000 UTC]
chuck norris round house kicked leviathan and its now a great white shark.
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xmoo22 [2011-11-23 13:44:46 +0000 UTC]
He also sang the never ending story twice
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DarkishPoem [2011-10-29 00:26:54 +0000 UTC]
the balls on this guy
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Vaultboyy [2011-10-22 01:49:10 +0000 UTC]
haha
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Female-Hunter [2011-07-08 15:32:14 +0000 UTC]
YAY FOR CHUCK NORRIS! Chuck Norris gets women pregnat when he tex them.
Me: Fuck.. Dont text me..
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Canovoy [2011-06-29 05:51:49 +0000 UTC]
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Canovoy [2011-06-29 05:51:44 +0000 UTC]
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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L-Shattered13 In reply to Canovoy [2012-01-06 01:08:18 +0000 UTC]
Chuck Norris can freaking MULTIPLY BY ZERO!
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Canovoy In reply to L-Shattered13 [2012-01-06 02:10:38 +0000 UTC]
....anything times zero is just zero -.-
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L-Shattered13 In reply to Canovoy [2012-01-07 01:43:14 +0000 UTC]
When Chuck Norris multiplies by Zero the number becomes Chuck Norris!
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L-Shattered13 In reply to L-Shattered13 [2012-01-07 03:45:14 +0000 UTC]
Sorry about the upper left emote, my computer was running slow for a sec.
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2EpicVacency [2011-04-23 05:55:12 +0000 UTC]
Chuck norris is so alive that zombies don't eat chuck norris for breakfast chuck norris eats zombies for breakfast and dam devientart isn't no pussy whale google wont find chuck because everyone knows chuck finds you this site is just all like yo man lets go find tge norris
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Magenta-X [2011-04-10 21:27:40 +0000 UTC]
HE DID?!
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B-manYoshi [2011-04-05 03:11:45 +0000 UTC]
I rofl'd XD Genius!
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AANNIIMMAAKKSS [2011-02-01 04:05:57 +0000 UTC]
oh my god i'm so scared
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K17703R [2011-01-26 02:00:22 +0000 UTC]
Chuck Norris and Guile Had A Fight; Loser had to Go Home and Be a Family Man.
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letsgrooveninja [2011-01-15 03:10:30 +0000 UTC]
Chuck Norris spread more blood and gore than forty score of our puny civil wars!
Chuck Norris can kill a man in 20 seconds, he spends the first 21 cleaning up the mess!
Chuck Rocks
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Yoyokilla [2011-01-13 17:13:40 +0000 UTC]
Chuck is a stupid fuck.
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GiygasSubliminal [2010-12-06 00:43:18 +0000 UTC]
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father xD
he fucking rules xD
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MegaEspeon [2010-11-20 19:04:23 +0000 UTC]
WRONG Chuck Norris counted to infinity Infinite Times.
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shmoo-raccoon [2010-10-12 22:57:13 +0000 UTC]
Chuck Norris. When he does a push up, he's not pushing himself up, he's pushing the world down
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