Comments: 39
Snakeman2013 [2013-05-27 13:09:41 +0000 UTC]
I want a Ph.D in pain
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cjr0064 [2012-12-11 03:40:41 +0000 UTC]
I'm not voting for Chuck Norris if he get pissed off at me then bring him on. I'll show him whose boss.
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Roazell [2012-04-22 17:02:26 +0000 UTC]
Captain America has his shield. Chuck Norris has his face.
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TheFallOfitAll [2012-04-06 03:18:55 +0000 UTC]
I VOTE FOR!!! BRUCE LEE! DUN DUH DUUUH
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jeanmouloude [2011-12-28 16:04:28 +0000 UTC]
i didn't voted for him he said i HAVE to vote for him (because he know where i live °-° O_O)
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gegazero [2011-05-21 01:30:24 +0000 UTC]
I VOTE CHUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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voodoo24000 [2011-02-10 06:46:54 +0000 UTC]
He didn't get a phd, he created it
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Rudolfs0807 [2010-08-29 06:14:44 +0000 UTC]
actually, he has a PHD in pain fron the college of whup-ass!
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Zoster101 [2010-05-08 14:46:18 +0000 UTC]
did you know that: Chuck Norris CAN believe it's butter?
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marora [2010-04-30 21:01:14 +0000 UTC]
This is amazing. I hope you won that election.
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shadowthehh [2010-04-28 07:33:18 +0000 UTC]
i keep voting for chuck in every election i come by but he never wins DX
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Wind-Aura [2010-02-24 03:46:07 +0000 UTC]
Chuck Norris has a Ph.D in kicking your ass!
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Icyguy5438 [2010-01-13 23:14:56 +0000 UTC]
Ya know when the boogyman goes to bed every night, he checks his bed for Chuck Norris??? I VOTE CHUCK 2012!
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flatsix911 [2009-11-17 01:36:44 +0000 UTC]
I hope Chuck runs in 2012!!!
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thegreatcalim [2009-10-20 13:27:35 +0000 UTC]
so easy to get absurd with good ol' chuck!!
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Bindilover [2009-07-27 16:06:00 +0000 UTC]
BK dude XD
Oh my awesome!
Two more reasons:
4: His chin aint a chin, it's a third fist
5: When Chuck Norris jumps into water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
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blazikensweety [2009-07-05 16:44:09 +0000 UTC]
If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
*votes, really really fast*
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Mrs-Blackwell [2009-06-23 18:55:36 +0000 UTC]
*votes for Chuck*
Yay!
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TwilitAquaticMelody [2009-04-21 15:07:57 +0000 UTC]
OMFG.
I'm not the only who nominates Chuck Norris and Darth Vader for president? O.O
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popesam [2009-03-07 18:24:36 +0000 UTC]
It's all fun and games until Chuck cleves someone in half. You're playing with fire my friend........
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Aipx [2008-12-20 06:39:05 +0000 UTC]
Awesome
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ChurchofNorris [2008-12-04 02:42:03 +0000 UTC]
JOIN THE CHURCH OF NORRIS! Remember, Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back. JOIN TODAY!
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x-Love-Less-x [2008-08-24 06:49:18 +0000 UTC]
Chuck Norris
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The-Red-Jack03 [2008-07-08 12:20:32 +0000 UTC]
*votes for Chuck Norris*
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IchigoxAki [2008-07-01 18:59:58 +0000 UTC]
Well, He has my vote!
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mylovelyghost [2007-12-21 04:40:56 +0000 UTC]
i will! because my cat is named after chuck norris!^_^
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