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Published: 2008-02-12 18:37:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 8085; Favourites: 254; Downloads: 76
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As it said. Chuck Norris RULES!!Related content
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Well duh, if you go back in time and bring machine guns to a battle that happened over a thousand years before the invention of gunpowder then you are going to mow down enemies pretty easily (especially if everyone was wearing Bronze armor, I have heard that armor is pretty weak).
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Ha! If chuck Norris was really that badass he would come over here and slam my head on the keyboa34yugy2e367jd
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Happy now? DO YOU WANT MORE?!
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*gurgle* ughhh...mercy...
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He doesn't know what mercy means, for it would show weakness, which chuck does not have
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there going to remake 300 staring chuck norris it's name is 1
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That's what the sequel to 300 is called.
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*Pfft* Silly artist, Chuck Norris doesn't even need guns. Or a helmet. Or pants... The last one was just to make it sound... Like... Something...
.-.
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*everyone in room looks disappointed at you*
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Hey! Don't judge! I mean, EVERYONE want's Chuck's babies, right?
>_>"
<_<"
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300Spartans + PersianArmy = immortal
Chuck Norris > immortal
Chuck Norris Winz!
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This is madness!
Madness...? THIS. IS. NORRIS!!!! *roundhouse kicks him into the hole*
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LOL!! Chuck doesn't need the rest of the spartans (he might use Leonidas has a human shield, but since he's Chuck Norris the arrows would turn heading straight back at the archers).
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And then the arrows would land in the persians' knees.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! THIS!
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and the movie would have been a lot less boring... yep.
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He would have given Xerxes a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Hahaha!! THe sparta icon is incredibly comic
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He will kill them all XD
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Indeed he will, he's Chuck Norris!
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would have been nice eh? Thanks for fav ^^
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Tonight, WE'LL DINE IN Mikhail Rostov's grave.
Tomorrow, We'll "ROUNDHOUSE KICK" Xerxes.
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"Accourding to history, the Spartans had to loose."
That's why Chuck Norris isn't in 300.
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ha ha ha thanks for fav!!
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indeed, chuck norris rules. if you know someone who denies it, you wont know them for long.
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hahaha!! they'll be DESTROYED!! XD
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that made me laff the second i saw it, gota fav its so funny and true!
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