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Because to Chuck, other people bleeding is patriotic.---
This was done partly as a school project, partly because I wanted to.
edited 5/4/09
I'd like to say that its better now, but you can't get any better than Chuck. He's like his own adjective; good, better, best, Chuck.
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Original pic by James Montgomery Flagg.
Editing by me.
Chuck Norris by his almighty self.
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Okay *takes a knife, slices my wrist* this enough?
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Damn it then. Alright losing quite a bit of blood there....okay....lets see...*slits my other wrist* There...there we go. Now?
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Sure I....say I feelβ¦strange now. Hey does anyone else feel like death? *I collapse*Β
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Thank you, come again. NEEEXXXXTT!!!
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cuz if you don't he'll make you do by kicking your ass
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WHEN SOMEONE FIRES A GUN AT CHUCK NORRIS THE BULLETS DODGE HIM!!
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Thats a good one; I havn't heard that one!
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dont mess with us we have chuck norris on our side.
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Chuck Norris! That is all.
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Chi cih! that is all
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Why we're doing this?
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Why we're doing this?
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I honestly have no idea.
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I'm going to end this KA-ME-HAME-HARRRRRRRRR!!!!!
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My country tis of thee, Chuck Norris liberty, of thee i sing...........
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Apparently he also wants you to be straight. I laugh at his homophobia in the name of my gay/bi/etc friends.
Chuck forfeited his awesome.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
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yes Chuck Norris!!!!! -cuts self and bleeds- XD lol
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With those six words I am willing to give my blood for Uncle Norris.
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Sweet Tooth
Wants you to Bleed.
First thing that came to mind.
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chuck norris was always uncle sam
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Chuck Norris, what would we do without him?
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Chuck Norris ought to be a DC superhero. Just like Uncle Sam and the Freedom Fighters.
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Well THIS explains all the emos, how patriotic!
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ΛΚuΗΙ―Ι―oΙ sΔ±Ι₯Κο»Ώ pΗΚΙΔ±Κ ΗsnoΙ₯punoΙΉ sΔ±ΙΉΙΉouο»Ώ ΚΙnΙ₯Ι
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How'd you do that???
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Well, it's hard.ΛΚuΗΙ―Ι―oΙ sΔ±Ι₯Κο»Ώ pΗΚΙΔ±Κ ΗsnoΙ₯punoΙΉ sΔ±ΙΉΙΉouο»Ώ ΚΙnΙ₯Ι Is Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked this comment. Um, I think you download something called word roundhouse kick... so... I'm not sure. or Word Editor
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