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Inspired by the chuck norris facts website. HahahaRelated content
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It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.
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Christopher Walken can fly,but Chuck Norris can swim on land.
Chuck Norris does not sleep,he wait's.
Chuck Norris's tear's can cure cancer,but he NEVER cries...EVER!!
Chuck Norris once humped a rail for some reason and it gave birth to Optimus Prime.
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Chuck norris didn't count. he made the numbers do it themselves.
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Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris fertilises his grass with emo kids so it will cut itself! hahaha Chuck Norris jokes are funny.
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but that makes no sense. You could have just said it without the chuck norris part? O.O
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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lmao, chuck norris! Awsome. 8D
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i tried to count to infinity but i stopped at 856341059738257987162437874127398569237
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JOIN THE CHURCH OF NORRIS! Remember, Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
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lol... They say that Chuck Norris is so tough, that there isnt a chin under his beard... There is only another fist >
(from Family Guy... lol)
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I loled at this one! Nice!
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Chuck rulez
Hey dude, can i use this pic for a work? I'll show it only on deviantArt.
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no problem but dont forget to give the link for the artwork.
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Thanks mate!
Here is the artwork [link]
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little kids can pee there name into snow but chuck norris can pee his name in to sument
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hey i havent heard that one yet. Haha nice
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Where can I buy this shirt?! XD
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Haha. I am actually selling a couple of these
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Really? That's awesome. How much?
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it costs P250 here in the Philippines. Probably around 6-7 dollars
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how do you get them (like where to order)
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