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Published: 2009-08-03 00:01:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 5875; Favourites: 64; Downloads: 88
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I wish there was a "Hate Art" category, 'cause that's what this is. If you have yet to be exposed to... this ... then consider yourself lucky. In a nutshell: some Zutard made a shitty Avatar cut-and-paste comic where Azula is nice, Zuko is a suave ladies' man, and Toph bottoms to Aang. While wearing foofy European ballgowns.To rend any accusations of hypocrisy moot, I used a photo I actually took myself.
This was supposed to be a throwaway doodle but it turned out to be an excuse to practice hair in Painter.
Original Toph belongs to Bryke.
How I Became Yours and this... thing... belong to Ms. Diaz.
And the "art" belongs to me.
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Is that the Centro HistΓ³rico of Mexico City in the background?
Also, why is pseudo-Toph wearing pink, specifically Mexican pink?
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I would suggest "Once in a Lifetime" by Talking Heads to be the theme song for How I became Yours. Β This is because, while the lyrics may sound confusing, I think they are about youthful ambitions giving way to more conventional symbols of success. www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7pVjlβ¦
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That isn't even the worst. Zuko is an abusive asshole who cheats on his wife, Katara is a scheming shrew who never gets called out on her bullshit... that comicΒ god awful.
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This has got to be the one of the most insulting things you could do to toph
A DRESS?!!
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This...This is not Toph. this is like her secret goody goody twin sister who's always good to people and never does anything awesomely fun. This is not how ANYONE sees Toph.
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They are all clones of the ATLA cast made by the Dai Li to fulfill Long Feng's perverted Zutarian fantasies.
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TOPH bottoms to AANG?!
Toph BOTTOMS?!
Bullshit.
(ah, yes, the infamous webcomic that I've been terrified of for so long)
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I saw some of that comic a long time ago. I tried to get into, but was just disgusted with all the ballgowns and all the characters acting like idiots.
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OH GOD NO MY EYES !!! TOPH your my role model HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME DX
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I've never had the displeasure of reading that 'comic'; (That llink doesn't work 8D) But Toph in pink= NO.
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If you're one of those people that would like to see it just because it's that bad, someone has uploaded the entire thing onto photobucket: [link]
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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FFF. I tried already. It was so lame I got a headache and my computer froze.
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Yeah, it's pretty bad. The epilogue, though, is the worst of it all.
That, and the way Sokka looks in this sequel. [link] I mean, when exactly did he become a princess?
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Wait, time out. That's NOT KATARA?
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Afraid not. That right there is Sokka in all his glory.
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... Is the person responsible for this in prison? LOL
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Unless it is Toph's parents, who see her as a delicate, frail, and - Never mind...
I cannot imagine Toph in any poofy Disney princess style ball gown dress or her at the submissive side of a romantic relationship.
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Now if you'd made a picture like this for her portrayal of Azula, my whole day will have been made!
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At first I was like...Anti-toph? Who would- oh wait, that's not Toph nevermind. Who could make such a monstrosity.
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I wanted to vomit like in Team America, just ten times worse (yikes). I was appalled at the kinds of people who make that sort of thing, and even more shocked that there are people who LIKE it!
[link]
It's funny how these Zutards are calling Mai a slut when she's only ever been in love with one man, and if Zuko's cheating, he's a g*dd*amn hero.
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IKR.
Mai killing Katara's baby: ZOMG ABSOLUTE EVILLL! (okay yeah it was a pretty dick move admittedly)
Katara killing Mai: ABSOLUTE HEROISM!!
What the hell fandom. What the hell.
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To be fair, Mai was a little bit crazy due to her love for Zuko. But honestly, the whole Blood Bending thing was not necessary, and just overly brutal and cruel. To me, Mai is the only sympathetic character in that abomination of a comic. When it comes to likeability, she and her brother Sho (Even though her only canonical brother was Tom-Tom...) share that position.
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NEEDS MOAR BOTOX'D LIPS.
also: this is lol <3
Toph did wear dresses before in the series, but at least they weren't like show-inaccurate Disney-gowns.
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OH POOP DECK YOU'RE RIGHT
Toph's canon dresses were pretty and fairly practical. The same cannot be said for this abomination.
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Yes, before anyone asks the fancomic in question _is: that bad on just about all levels including composition and plot.
Toph shy about making love? I can see it. Toph a simpering uke whispering "Take Me" to _AANG_ of all people? Nope. The Disney Ballgowns made it even worse.
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Needs moar nipples and less proper spelling.
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I tried! I really did! I even tried to draw Aang in the background with the 12-year-old head and those stunted little arms, but I just... couldn't... do it! *breaks down in sobs*
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It's okay! D:
It's still pink and fluffy and...not Asian!
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Son of a bitch you're right.
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It's all right. Just go into Google image search and type "Copy-written photographs of world famous jewelry that only the most delusional of your "fans" will defend you for stealing despite the overwhelming evidence of your obvious douchebaggery ".
Click on any of those images (just use something on the first page. Anything more than that, you're putting way to much effort into it. that's not how arts done) Then just slap it on Toph somewhere.
Now, remember, under NO CIRCUMSTANCE should you give any sort of credit to the original work. If asked (or accused) just tell them that your "drawing program" "pixelizes" anything you open in it (but apparently saves everything just fine), so copying it would have been impossible, then proceed to erase those comments. After all, they're just haters jealous of you're talent anyway.
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Yes, and when I get to the epic romance, do you think the opposing elements symbologyism will be sufficient to explain both parties' attraction in lieu of developed relationship dynamics?
And to cut down on the time spent on said romantic epicness, would you say I ought to just copy the same panel over and over and zoom in on various parts to give the illusion of unique images?
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:::LOUD RANDOM APPLAUSE:::
See, now you're getting the hang of it!
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Just saw it on Plus4chan. I lol'd heartily.
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I must know what your icon is because I still not be able to sleep until I remember who it is.
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Dr. Orpheus from Venture Bros.
I SENSE A GREAT AMOUNT OF WIIIIINNNN IN THIS DIRECTION! QUICK MR. VENTURE, WE MUST MAKE HASTE!
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Woaw. I became suicidal after reading just one page of that comic, it was such a disgrace to Avatar. D:
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I almost wanted to apologize to Mike and Bryan just for its existence...
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I know what you mean. >_< Gosh, Azula looks like a fricking blow up doll. The girl who created this monstrosity is clearly in need of some serious mental help.
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HA! Lovely! Glad to notice I ain't the only one against that comic. If you could call it that.
Lovely work ;D
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Heh, glad you liked it. And you're certainly not the only one repulsed by the mere fact of this abortion's existence.
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OMG HOW DARE U??!?!?1!?/1?! SHE IS SO GUDD AZT DRAWIN AND BETER THAN U!!!!!1! HER COMIS R TEH TEARS OF GOD!!1!
But not really. I knew that this was a dig at that right when I saw it in my inbox. Because I am that good. ...And I know you that well. AMAZING I LOVE YOU. <3
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Your comment is epic win.
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OH GOD I'M SORRY I NEVER SHOULD HAVE MOCKED THE GENIUS THAT IS DIAZ
I MEAN SHE SHOULD HAVE WRITTEN THE SHOW SHE'S SO MUCH BETTER AT ROMANCE AMIRITE?
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