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It took years, but finally he was inducting into the elite guard unit charged with protecting the nation's most prized possession, the holy cheese sandwich of Saint Bernard of Beethovenshireton. Who Bernard was and why the Beethovenshiretonians cast out such a dubious character and how he came about such a magnificent cheese sandwich are questions best left to learned tavern scholars and drunken librarians. But these things matter not to the Sandwich Sentinels of the holy order of Bernie, whose ceremonial garb is dyed in honor of the sacred blue cheese they protect so diligently. Let their watch never end.

Trying something a bit different with the description. I'm still going to have something absurd in the fav reply but I want to see how this goes for a bit. Tell what you think, more on the way.

Description
It took years, but finally he was inducting into the elite guard unit charged with protecting the nation's most prized possession, the holy cheese sandwich of Saint Bernard of Beethovenshireton. Who Bernard was and why the Beethovenshiretonians cast out such a dubious character and how he came about such a magnificent cheese sandwich are questions best left to learned tavern scholars and drunken librarians. But these things matter not to the Sandwich Sentinels of the holy order of Bernie, whose ceremonial garb is dyed in honor of the sacred blue cheese they protect so diligently. Let their watch never end.

Trying something a bit different with the description. I'm still going to have something absurd in the fav reply but I want to see how this goes for a bit. Tell what you think, more on the way.