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Guess: Well...her birthday is next week...and, I mean, she's such a sweet little thing she wouldn't just ask, i had to practically DRAG it out of her...but she really, REALLY wants a flag, a whoville flag... and, I mean, short of acutally stealing one I have no idea how to get my hands on one...and I really don't have the best karmic record at the moment so I really want to leave arson as a last resort.
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Ned: *snickers and sarcastic at the arson comment* You are such a good role model to her *back to the subject at hand* yeah, I think I can do that. I have to visit the sewing factory that makes them, maybe pull a few strings, but I think I can do just that. does she want one of those tiny handheld sizes or a real big one?
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Guess: Oh, I guessing a big one. *grins and rolls her eyes* She makes us do that damn Whoville pledge every morning and she says having a flag to face with make it *airquotes* "legitmate."
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Ned: no problem, though I will most likely have to pull a few strings *adds like he's offended, but you can see him joking as he says with a smirk* and what's wrong with saying the pledge every morning?
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Guess: *looks at him* ned I can barely TALK in the morning...and trust me, mumbling it half-asleep just doesn't cut it. Tara won't stand for it. "You need to say it with ENERGY mama! Be proud of whoville!" *rolls her eyes... but can't help herself and grins*
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Ned: *jokes* Then maybe you should get more sleep and less time occupying yourself with erotic fantasies of you and me *playfully pinches her nose*
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Guess: *srunches up her nose and laughs* See now you wouldn't say that if you could see those fantasies...
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Ned: oh, so not ALL of them end in sex? *raises eyebrow*
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Guess: *looks up at him surprised* Who said anything like that? *shakes head* Really darling, it's like you don't know me at all. *grins*
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Ned: Oh, after so many years, one drunk night and one child later, I think I know you a good deal *eyes her*
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Guess: *grins at him* Well, look on the bright-side darling...at least you know what to expect by now...*wiggles eyebrows* ...unless of course I decide to throw you for a real loop or something.
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Ned: oh god, how many loops do you have on this roller coaster?
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Guess: *laughs* Aw, at this point mcDodd, it'll likely be nothing more than a mild bump...but the fact that it's so small and seeming insignificant will throw you for a loop.
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Ned: are there any more small bumps I should be aware of?
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Guess: *grins at him slyly* *then, carefully, takes his hand and...holds it*
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Ned: ....uhm.... what are you doing?
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Guess: *raises her eyebrows with a grin* ...bump.
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Ned: *even more nervous, backs away a step* uh,... what are you doing??
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Guess: *grinning, clearly enjoying the a little too much* Nothing darling, just....this. *gives his hand the slightest squeeze*
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Ned: *spooks him a little, not expecting that* uh, okay, seriously, what's going on?
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Guess: *laughs* Nothing McDodd! Honestly, this is it! I just....it's just something i've always wanted to do and...today i did it *smiles* ...that's it!
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Ned: *confused* you... wanted to squeeze my hand?
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Guess: I wanted to HOLD your hand ned *sighs and lets go* Oh never mind. *shakes head and rolls her eyes with a slight smile* You are IMPOSSIBLE something you know.
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Guess: *gets up* Well...that probably ends this session as I'm pretty sure the moment is now officially- *eyes widen* Oh CRAP! I left my Bluesy my credit card!!
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Ned: .... *starts laughing*
Bluesy: *waves credit card in the air* should I charge you another tickle session?
Ned: *stops laughing* O__O;;
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Guess: *about to retort when she pauses* ... *turns to ned* We could have had TICKLE session? *grins at him*
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Bluesy: well you got four minutes left on this session, then you have to pay for another fifteen
Ned: *slowly sneaks away* O__O;
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Guess: *turning to him, grinning slyly* It was SO smart of them to put all these fences around, wasn't it darling?
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Ned: *runs for anyplace to hide*
Bluesy: ooh, I love a good hunt!
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Guess: *stretches to limber up* *calls out after him* I stand corrected darling! *begins to take off after him* I now see where wearing pants could be useful!!
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Ned: *running running running*
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Guess: *grinning and trying to keep up with him when out of the corner of her eye she catches sight of jojo, walking back with his hands in his pockets* *sticks heels into the ground to come to a stop, almost falling* *sticks fingers into her mouth and whistles to ned*
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Ned: *hiding behind a tree[ doesn't help much, it;s a thin tree] look out at Guess with scared puppy dog eyes*
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Guess: *fights back a laugh at ned's adorableness* *calls out* Forget it McDodd, I'm calling off the hounds. *nods over her shoulder at jojo* We've got company.
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Ned: oh? *looks over* oh hey Jojo!
Jojo: *sees Ned hiding behind a tree*
Ned: oh, uh, heh, yeah, this is weird, to explain, heh
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Guess: *rolls her eyes* *to jojo, trying to make this less awkward* You dad apparently runs when all the cookies are gone. *smiles at him, trying not to make him feel embarrassed or weired out* *leaning on the fence* So...how are you doing dear?
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Jojo: ... why do you wanna tickle dad?
Ned: *likes to see where Guess goes with this one, smirks slyly* yeah, why do you?
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Guess: *completely blanking* Um....well, Bluesy charged me for a session and well, there's was really no one ELSE available and, *shrugs with just the slightest trace of a smirk as she glances at ned* you know, beggars can be choosers...
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Ned: *glares at Guess, can't help but have a little smirk as well*
Jojo: ....... I was available
Ned:
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Guess: *looks awkwardly between Ned and jojo* Um...I suppose, but well, you left darling and....*swallows, not wanting to hurt jojo's feelings but not exactly wanting to lead him on either* .... *looks at ned for help*
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Ned: *quietly and frantically shurgs, showing he's got nothing*
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Guess: ....*suddenly* We should get some ice cream. *nods to herself* Yeah...ice cream would be ideal right about now. *looks at ned as if to say, "and it's the ONLY thing i've got right now so say yes"*
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Ned: Yes! Yes! I want ice cream! Anyone else want ice cream? I want ice cream! *nervously watche Jojo*
Jojo: *to Guess* can I have vanilla?
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Guess: *smiles* Oh course darling, my treat. *gestures to ned* Lead the way McDodd, I'm guessing your the one who knows the exact location of the nearest available ice-cream anyway.
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Ned: Uh, sure, down the street is an ol granny homemade ice cream shop, it's so cutesy you can puke, but the ice cream is delicious
Jojo: dad, isn't our house closer?
Ned: not now jojo
Jojo: but mom just bought like fifty gallons of-
Ned: shh!
Jojo:
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Guess: *trying to help ned out here* *bending down slightly* Aw c'mon jojo, don't you want to go try the ice cream place? I'd really like to see it...
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Jojo:
Ned: *sighs* let's go get some ice cream then ^^:
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Guess: After you. *follows after ned, making sure to keep to his left while jojo's on his right*
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