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I just wanted them to do something humiliating for my petting zoo, hand-feeding sounded humiliating
though some pointed out piggy-back rides would be just as fun and humiliating
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Hot damn I'd steal my parent's credit cards to get up close to Ned and Jojo. xDD.
Elle: Tues, can I have twenty bucks?
Tuesday: Charge it, Elle. I wanna see this.
Elle: Yay.
Ned: No!
Jojo: Yay!
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well, least Jojo's happy *takes card* go on ahead!
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Elle: Yay! -hug Jojo-
Tuesday: Hehe.
Ned: You're enjoy this aren't you?
Tuesday: -takes out camrea-Not yet.
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Jojo: No pictures!
Yes pictures! put them on the internet!
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Elle: -snuggles- Jojo's fluffy.
Tuesday: Come on! I didn't pay for snuggles!
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Jojo: I don't want snuggles *pouts, but can't stop the purring*
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Tuesday: I think she's too obessed to care...
Jojo: Aw...
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Whoever owns that must be a friggin billionare. XDDD
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I need to pay off my student loans somehow ^^:
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*snickers insanely* Epic ^^ Oh, if only we could actually do this XD
Random Mother: Now sweetie, if one of the Chairman is rude to you, here's a spray bottle and rolled up news paper *hands bottle and paper to little kid*
*shot*
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Chairman: *grumbles* this is humiliating
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Bahahaha....XD That's amusing. Ned looks so nervous...
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of course he is, he sees a customer coming... with a credit card
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BAHAHA. XD I just want a cuddle. *hands 20 bucks*
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*takes twenty* take your pick!
Jojo:
Ned: *wrings tie* *gulp!*
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Ned: Well, I do use this soft and shiny body shampoo... it's supposed to be for kids ^^:
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Aww, well it makes you so soft. ^^
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I'mmunna throw fruit at the chairman.
...I mean feed him.
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Chairman: *gets hit in the back of the head with an apple* Hey!! The sign says FEED the Chairmen!! *pouts* this is so humiliating
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You will take what I give you!!
Chairman: *hit with various fruits* Listen here, you little--*hit with a watermelon* WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE THAT?
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cause apparently people will buy a watermelon for fifty bucks if they can hurl it at you
Chairman: I thought this was a feeding pen!!
yeah I know
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It is. It's not our fault you're not eating anything!
Chairman: You lobbed a freaking WATERMELON at me.
...Right. It was seedless you big wimp! *Hurls cantaloupe* That better?
Chairmen: *dripping with various fruit juices*...a little.
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ah, that's nice to see
Chairman: *goes to towel off* whatever
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It's that kind of attitude that causes the pineapples to just fly out of my hand, Mr. Chairman.
Chairman: This is why I don't have children.
I think of A LOT of reasons why you don't have children.
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is that a shot at his looks or his libido?
Chairman: HEY!!
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Pretty much both. XD
Chairman: WHAT?!
I'll put it in smaller words: NO ONE WOULD WANT TO DO YOU BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE GIANT ASPARAGUS AND YOU'RE SMELLY.
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Chairman: *angry* That wasn't small!!
well DUUUH!!
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Well gee, if you're gonna be Mr. Snappy-pants...is it any wonder why people like Ned better than you?
Chairman: *through gritted teeth* Anything else?
Yeah, you looked like if I touched you, you would be sticky. You might wanna take care of that.
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Chairman: You threw rwatermelons at me! Of COURSE I'd be sticky! I'm going to wash off *storms off*
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He's a rather unpleasant man isn't he? What crawled up his ass and took a bite?
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I'm assuming a tick during flea season
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Whatever it is, it pitched a tent.
ANYWAY, I'll be taking advantage of your petting zoo. *Fishes in her pockets for twenty bucks* Once a day I must indulge my Jojo Fangirl ways~
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Jojo: 
Ned: *reads sign* snuggle
Jojo: *gulp!*
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Hey, be THANKFUL that I don't have a credit card!
And it's your father's fault you're so cute! Look at you both, it's insane!
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Jojo: *pouts* fine. but stay above the waist.
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Pfft. Killjoy.
*Snuggles and pets*
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I knew it! You's like a kitty, Jojo. I love eet.
Jojo:*Thinking* Why do I have to be good sport about this? I should've just walked up and bit the people who came near me.
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All right, little dude. you may go.
Have fun with Guess, Ned!
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Seeing your favorite characters being put in halarious situations-----------priceless XD
This is awesome!
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thank you
Jojo: credit card? you gotta be kidding me
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Who would waste their time feeding the chairmen? XDDDDD
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that's the joke, that and the chairmen would find feeding out of people's hands like farm animals humilating
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