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[ because let's be real you can literally never go wrong with spongebob ]send a '♥' for a random phrase from 1-37

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1. " Is mayonnaise an instrument? "
2. " Am I a pretty girl~? "
3. " I'm ugly and I'm proud! "
4. " And say hello to used napkin! "
5. " Can I be excused for the rest of my life? "
6. " It took us three days to make that potato salad! Three days! "
7. " Oooh, East? I thought you said Weast. "
8. " I couldn't afford a present this year, so I got you this box. "
9. " You'll never guess what I found in my sock last night! "
10. " I thought what we had was SPECIAL! "
11. " Are you ready to party tonight?! "
12. " I'm a good noodle! "
13. " I DON'T WANNA GROW UP! "
14. " I told you that shirt was hideous! "
15. " Oh, well I guess I'm not wearing pants today. "
16. " Well, its no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby, secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secret, secretly. "
17. " Goodbye, everyone. I'll see you all in therapy. "
18. " Now I'm a jerk and everybody loves me! "
19. " FIRE ON THE POOP DECK! "
20. " I have an idea. Let's leave! "
21. " A man works all week so he can go the weekend not wearing pants! "
22. " Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? "
23. " You used me... for land development! "
24. " I don't know, maybe he just doesn't like you. "
25. " YOU ARE GOING TO EAT YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT! "
26. " Did you see my underwear? ... Did you want to? "
27. " When in doubt, pinky out. "
28. " The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. "
29. " TAKE BACK YOUR WALLET OR I'LL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF! "
30. " I AM _______, DESTROYER OF EVIL! "
31. " The sign says kitchen, but my heart says jail. "
32. " I know, let's get naked! "
33. " You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. "
34. " It's not a boulder... It's a ROCK! "
35. " Nobody calls me tubby! "
36. " Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets! "
37. " Is this sweater better? I made it with my tears.