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Published: 2007-01-21 10:51:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 3940; Favourites: 39; Downloads: 19
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one of Profanity's many friends, Bam Margera, comes to the Devil's Nest for chicken wings and a pitcher and runs into Martel when he arrives. the narrator tries to make objective logic of Bam's reaction to her. unrelated in the background, Greed does a funny Cartman impression.UNRELATED. IN THE BACKGROUND.
the timing is entirely coincidental.
after some title mistakes and shuffles i agreed with my board that outrageous fan material (especially featuring Pro) should be categorized under HER category rather than general FMA work. *bangs gavel*
100% vector no gradients no overlay no nothing. this kept me awake last night after i thought of it when i was already in bed trying to sleep. and now it has kept me awake yet again. only it's finished now
Greed and Martel are property of Arakawa and whosever else she's got hired to sue me for drawing them.
Bam is copyright himself. (literally.) what the hell does he even look like now? i don't know. i live in a pizza box. i get cable, i just... haven't watched MTV since like 1998.
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true. 
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D'you think so?
I dunno, I think she's pretty, but I'm no oil painting myself
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i think she's supposed to be, with the pouty lips and narrowed eyes, but the style she's portrayed in doesn't do that Angelina Jolie look justice cuz it's just all lines.
i drew her one other time here, and actually tried to interpret her more kindly than the series does.
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Yeah,I figured she was supposed to be Jolie-ish, but its a hard look to capture with just lines, isn't it? I've attempted a few Martels, but I won't put them on dA coz I don't like them
Might have a browse thru your gallery for your other Martel.
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here i'll save ya the trouble: [link]
i'll warn you, my OC and her were enemies so i was bitter toward her a lot.
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Lol, no worries
You did a great job! And I totally agree with you about her hair. She prolly would be prettier, or more feminine anyways, with long hair.
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*snort* Greed's Cartman expression is just too perfect!
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i saw, *looks at avatar* haha! well then thanks for liking this ^__^
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BWAHAHA~!! Nice.
Those lips kill me...
I mean serously. I though I had big lips!! (rofl) This had remided me o how she's proved me so wrong.
(W00t for BAM!! He ish teh secks...)
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usually yeah, just not here.
her lips aren't even jus big, they're like... stupid. big would've been fine.
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*nods in agreement*
Teee heeee~ I'm still tripping over the whole 'fugly' thing.
Twas GREAT. (lol)
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SHE IS D:
thanks for liking my scathing humor and badly drawn bam XD
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Haha! No prob. Anytime. Aaaaanytme. ^_^ (lol)
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dont feel bad for living in a pizza box
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ROFL i don't feel bad. i like my separatist nature very well. how's the rock treatin ya?
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lol it let me out....*counts* um...i forget but a few times to actually go to my bf's house but then it locked me in again and im on the computer remembering, "oh yeah. i havent been on DA in awhile...too busy responding to 20 messages at a time on myspace or talking on the phone for 3-ish hours straight." ...yesh...my brain is almost always thinking about my bf so it's like must ignore many other stuff...but the rock lets me out sometimes to see light(which is too bright and it's evil)..............now i just feel like rambling bleeeeeh
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Mal: *walks in and see Bam then blinks a few times* Dude, isn't he like in the world beyond the gate?
Demon: Yea, kinda, but since when does that stop anyone?
Mal: *shrugs and walks up next to Martel and starts poking at her* Hair's too short, lips are a weird shape, boobs are too big for your size, prolly fake, and you have a bit of a buldge...
Greed: This coming from a butched out psycho bitch like you?
Bam: *sees Malice then blanches* IT"S A PEACOCK!!!
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Not my fault that Malice's hair is blue. Either way, funny as sin man!
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PRO: *snickers at all the martel-poking and cut-downs* she's got socks down there! i saw her put em there i swear! SOCKS!
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Mal: *glares at Bam* Want me to turn you black and blue and green? Then we'll see just who the fuckin' peacock is human.
Elle: Malice calm down, he's just a human, and a stupid one at that! *laughing nervously*
Bam: A flat chested peacock!
Mal: *growls lowly* that's it! *moves to charge Bam but Greed grabs her by the back of the shirt collar*
Greed: Down girl!
Elle: I always thought that she stuffed her bra... *pokes Martels boobs* they are slightly lumpy...
You're all freaks...
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PRO: yeah, aren't they? but what i meant was, she stuffs her crotch (so she'd be more like a man). o_o thanks for savin bam, greed.
GREED: don't mention it
MARTEL: WHY YOU LITTLE SLAG *chrages pro*
PRO: *fires at her mid-charge, martel falls to the ground like a cooked turkey coughing* ANYHOW, mal take it easy and have some snacks with us. no one's callin you out.
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Mal: ooooh snacks *sits down and takes a big bowl of nachos from greed and eats five*
Greed: those were MINE
Mal: gimme gimme Greed-kun
Elle: *is poking martel with a stick* i've never had snake before, is it tasty?
Martel: I'm... not... dead yet... get me... HELP!!
Mal: *blinks then kicks Martel* shut up and die like a good little snake human thingy.
Demon: Damn, Malice, are you like, ovulating or something??
Elle: do homunculus even do that?? Oo
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PRO: no ._. AND GREED IS SHOOTING BLANKS-- *hit with a brick*
GREED: *scowls*
SPARK: i've had snake before. water moccasin, we shot it in the head with a bb gun and grilled it when we were at the nature park. it tasted like sausage but not as oily and gross and chewy. like good sausage.
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Mal: then i'm all for snake!
Eleanor: but but then we'd have to actually kill her, and it seems like she's still twitching.
Demon: we all twitch in death, it's a none fact, that and we release all our body fluids.
Greed: oh great, lovely fact!
Mal: and everyone knows Greed shoots blanks, otherwise the manwhore would have single handedly repopulated Ishbal or something like that by now! *ducks a dark blue fist*
Martel: *gruggling*
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GREED: i still... take it personally... as an iffective manbeast v_v *cries*
PRO: oh go make a PSA
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Mal: well think of it this way, our kind can be as whory as we want! We don't have the ability to give birth since we aren't techinically alive. Though that does mean when we die we're techinically not dead and that we were never really here to begin with *winces and rubs her head*
Eleanor: I'm a bad influence on scary murderous people *smiles* I'm making her read more books.
Mal: damn human, you're lucky I like you.
Demon: *humming to pretty celtic music*
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SPARK: yeah i'm kind of "whatevz" at this point too :B
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Ahahaa. Bam really hates snakes.
That's awesome. Poor Martel. She looks so cute in the second panel. Why DID they give her weirdo lips anyways? And a dyke cut too! She looks like Panther in SMJA, but not nearly as good.
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i thought the same exact thing when i was going through my old SMJ artbooks a few weeks ago. "Martel is like a fashionably-unsuccessful Panther."
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(comments have nothing to do with me but with my char Ashley, and even thow I like Martel I find this funny as hell) LOOK AT THE LINK!!!!
Ashley: Martel is the most beautiful woman on the planet!!!! (real world Martel is her adoptive mother, see link > [link] ) *tosses bricks at Bam and Pro* Ulchi is ugly!!! Go pick on him!!!
Greed: Uh.... Wow..... I didn't get the impresion that she was violent.........
Dorochet: She woopped Ulchi's ass the second time she was here.
Greed: Realy?
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ROFL i thought we were both in understanding that while we're cool with eachother our characters always clash? maybe i shoulda cleared that up earlier O.o
(i checked the link this time ._. i'd actually read that comic before though
PRO: WTF DID I DO I DIDN'T SAY IT! chill out ash!
BAM: *brick falls off face* OM...FG... someone tell me that was videorecorded ;_;
PRO: he was laughing too!! *shoves greed into a wall*
GREED: hey what the hell!? IT WAS FUNNY, whaddo you want?
ULCHI: *walks in from the kitchen with some fried snacks* well hello everybody! i have poppers and clams casino. *cheerful* whaddid i mis-- OH GOD IT'S HER *hides from ashley behind pro and greed*
BAM: ... that's just sad.
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Ashley: If I didn't woop his ass he would have assalted me. And don't shove Greed. D< Any way Hi. ^^
Kimbley: That is a mood swing. Don't you hate Pro?
Ashley: I don't hate anyone. I'm upset but I don't hate. Not like a sertain German mad man who preaches hate. Not that any of you know who he is. *mumbles* Great Britain doesn't even exsist here..... AND THERE'S NO XMAS!!!!!!! D=
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PRO: tss, our fryer jockey assaulted you!? *bursts out laughing* WITH WHAT!? XD POPCORN SHRIMP!? A CORN DOG!? FUNNEL... CAKE *uncontrollable laughingat the last idea of ulchi beating someone up with a hot sugary elephant ear*
GREED: maybe he was going to make her wear his paper hat. *snicker*
ULCHI: you want my mohawk hairs in your buffalo wings? fine no more paper hat. *throws it down*
GREED: hey c'mon ul--
ULCHI: FUCK you man. *leaves and slams the door*
*awkward silence and everyone looks at the floor feeling bad.... except bam crunching on jalepno poppers*
PRO: *whispers through the pea-soup awkward tension fog in the air to ash* he helps a lot round here but everyone gives him a hard time... whaddid he try to fight you for anyway?
GREED: cuz he's a moody douche.
PRO: NO ONE ASKED YOU >.<
BAM: these poppers are burnt.
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Ashley: He lunged at me........ He is a sexual preditor! (lunged at Izumi in manga, was drooling and had intent of causing problems that were sexual in nature)
Dorochet: It's true. Ever since he was combined with a croc he's been..... well...... Kind of like Greed, but he tries to force him self on women. Riff (rat chimera) just got him on some meds that helps the problem.
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PRO: stop brainwashing my friends with your pharmeceutical mumbo jumbo gobbledy-guk! *slaps pill bottle out of the air... why was it even there..?* ulchi has turned his life around! he's trying as hard as he can. he's only here because on top of being an abomination against nature MCDONALD'S WON'T HIRE HIM BECAUSE HE HAS A RECORD! *izumi filed charges! D:* shame on you, most of all doro. you weren't there when he needed you. some warbuddy you are, absent for the reformation as usual.
DORO: *shrugs* what can i say, the 80s were hard on all of us. v_v *shoots some heroin*
ULCHI: *comes back to yell* NO ONE HERE UNDERSTANDS ME!! >o<
PRO: ¬.¬ i do
BAM: *poppers are gone now* hmm... the clams aren't bad though.
GREED: why oh why do i keep you guys on the lease T_T
ULCHI: FUCK THE NEIGHBORS
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Martel: Dorochet....... it will be several decades before the 80's come along.
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DORO: sure sure. *unties his arm* that's what they said about the Razr. *flips his out and calls his dealer*
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Martel: A fan gave that to you. ><
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DORO: *takes a picture of her angry face and shows her* it still works.
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Martel: ................ I never said it wouldn't.
Ashley: Yea!!!
Martel: Stay out of this.
Ashley: Okay.
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boys are stupid (sometimes) ... somehow I know a few who react like this on my work really ...
(by the way reminds me that I am a man-thingy too)
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hahaah bam is awesome. he's the protagonist here-- i hate martel's ugly ass.
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BUAHAHAHA. I love Greed's and Bam's expressions. I like the cartoony style. Makes it entertaining.
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and quicker to finish!
i'm glad you liked it
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She's not that ugly now. I happen to like girls with short hair, ^^.
Lol, Bam kills me in this. Awesome work.
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it's not her short hair that's ugly dude. short is hot. girls with mohawks are hot. maybe i should shave Pro down a mo...
i was glad it turned out as good as it did, with bam in it. using real people freaks me out sometimes 9.9
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