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Description from Fate Kaleid Liner PRISMA ILYA 2wei Herz! Episode 06,

Iri is once again trolling Rin and Luvia and just maybe trying to have grandkids via Shirou.
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Comments: 53

neogoki In reply to ??? [2020-02-29 13:32:46 +0000 UTC]

what else is new in the Emiya-family?

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Onyx2589 [2019-06-02 07:08:12 +0000 UTC]

I didn't care for this when I was younger but seriously, why does every single girl that comes within a mile of shirou want to jump his bones? 

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neogoki In reply to Onyx2589 [2019-06-02 19:22:34 +0000 UTC]

actually, while many are interested in Shirou and even more like his Cooking.

The ones that fall seriously in love with him are mages that are totally taken by his mindset that is utterly opposite of the standart that they know.


otherwise he is acting respectfully and mature towards almost everyone he meets, so most girls get a very good first impression of Shirou.

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Onyx2589 In reply to neogoki [2019-06-02 20:51:02 +0000 UTC]

I can see that, it's just annoying that nearly every single girl falls for him. 

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SpaceTheGamer [2016-12-02 17:21:28 +0000 UTC]

Too bad nobody cares about that Shirou we have the ultimate badass from Miyuverse xD

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MWkillkenny84 In reply to SpaceTheGamer [2021-11-03 10:24:51 +0000 UTC]

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neogoki In reply to SpaceTheGamer [2016-12-02 21:12:39 +0000 UTC]

such is his curse, he can't compete with Iris' and Illya's charisma

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Ciel-Spade [2016-03-10 06:36:36 +0000 UTC]

Iris is a curious mother . . .

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neogoki In reply to Ciel-Spade [2016-03-10 07:10:15 +0000 UTC]

I'd call her prepared and planning for grandkids

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Ciel-Spade In reply to neogoki [2016-03-10 15:43:51 +0000 UTC]

obviously . . .

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Ciel-Spade [2016-03-10 06:36:15 +0000 UTC]

Iris is a curious mother . . .

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fbi12345 [2015-12-16 13:39:12 +0000 UTC]

Iri is cashing in on the Shirou's Ero-Protagonist charm. Clever. 

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neogoki In reply to fbi12345 [2015-12-16 16:06:25 +0000 UTC]

and she is cashing it for entertainment, making a Tsundere and an Ojou-Sama fight for them

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Andarion [2015-09-05 21:57:31 +0000 UTC]

I only hope she doesn't have any pictures of Shirou and Issei, some members of the cast might die because of that...

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neogoki In reply to Andarion [2015-09-06 13:01:18 +0000 UTC]

if she has, she is keeping them in reserve until she needs that terrifing power
or until she is bored with Rin and Luvia's currenty level of slapstick...

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Andarion In reply to neogoki [2015-09-06 17:10:20 +0000 UTC]

Your Divine Mama demands Amusement! Provide Minions or she will feed you to Leysritt's boobs!

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neogoki In reply to Andarion [2015-09-07 04:42:39 +0000 UTC]

such scary boobs

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fatenano [2015-09-05 21:48:04 +0000 UTC]

nice

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neogoki In reply to fatenano [2015-09-06 13:02:14 +0000 UTC]

aye

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TheUnknownDutchMan [2015-09-05 11:57:07 +0000 UTC]

lol XD i wanna see luvia's and rin's face!

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neogoki In reply to TheUnknownDutchMan [2015-09-05 19:17:40 +0000 UTC]

check out the episode, she is showing them the Photos right in their faces

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TheUnknownDutchMan In reply to neogoki [2015-09-06 18:18:36 +0000 UTC]

totally gonna do!

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MWkillkenny84 [2015-09-05 11:42:37 +0000 UTC]

... are we sure Irisviel and Nodoka Saotome have never meet each other?

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neogoki In reply to MWkillkenny84 [2015-09-05 11:55:54 +0000 UTC]

I can't prove they did, but I also have no proof that they didn't
trying to track Iris is like herding cats

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MWkillkenny84 In reply to neogoki [2015-09-05 12:17:43 +0000 UTC]

Or trying to find Waldo.

I dread the day someone will write Waldo summoned as a Servant.

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neogoki In reply to MWkillkenny84 [2015-09-05 19:18:46 +0000 UTC]

waldo you can get if you are patient and maybe use a marker

as Assassin, you never find him

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Uradin [2015-09-05 11:14:54 +0000 UTC]

whichever it is, she aint discreet about it...

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neogoki In reply to Uradin [2015-09-05 11:24:16 +0000 UTC]

subtle is not really Iri's MO anyway

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Terra-Nova1125 In reply to neogoki [2015-09-19 17:56:16 +0000 UTC]

I don't even think she know's what the word is...

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neogoki In reply to Terra-Nova1125 [2015-09-20 08:39:42 +0000 UTC]

she knows the word, but in her family it means not wearing a gown into town, while still looking like a A-Grade Celebrity

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Terra-Nova1125 In reply to neogoki [2015-09-20 10:02:50 +0000 UTC]

Damn, but then again how old is Iri?

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neogoki In reply to Terra-Nova1125 [2015-09-20 10:32:24 +0000 UTC]

in Fate/Zero about 10 years I think, give or take 2

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Terra-Nova1125 In reply to neogoki [2015-09-20 19:48:11 +0000 UTC]

Well that explains it then, Iri has the mind of a child... 

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neogoki In reply to Terra-Nova1125 [2015-09-20 19:55:21 +0000 UTC]

not really, the maids that Illya has were two years old as of FSN
Irisviel from a canon AudioDrama, was originally more robotic and Rei Ayanami-like
dunno what Kiritsugu has done to get emotional

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Terra-Nova1125 In reply to neogoki [2015-09-20 20:20:45 +0000 UTC]

Sex?

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neogoki In reply to Terra-Nova1125 [2015-09-21 04:51:29 +0000 UTC]

...kinda doubt that would have been enough
but I remembered that Illya being born had a major impact on Iris

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Terra-Nova1125 In reply to neogoki [2015-09-21 05:29:43 +0000 UTC]

How so?

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neogoki In reply to Terra-Nova1125 [2015-09-21 05:56:55 +0000 UTC]

because that was something no other homunculus has ever done?

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Terra-Nova1125 In reply to neogoki [2015-09-21 07:32:28 +0000 UTC]

Well we know the Kiri got Iri to show some emotion...

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neogoki In reply to Terra-Nova1125 [2015-09-21 08:29:34 +0000 UTC]

I just checked Iris' article on wikia typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Irisviel_von_Einzbern
her "feelings" started when Kiritsugu complained that she didn't have any knowledge on how to defend or hide in the real world
old man Acht demostrated her durability by throwing her to the wolves, kiri safed her and began teaching her
during that time they feel in love with each other. which brings us to Illya

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Terra-Nova1125 In reply to neogoki [2015-09-21 11:49:02 +0000 UTC]

Wow, Harsh much...

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neogoki In reply to Terra-Nova1125 [2015-09-22 05:08:24 +0000 UTC]

and considered perfectly normal amoung Mages in Nasu-verse
worst of all: Acht was the guy whose actions corrupted the Grail in the first place and I think he never noticed a thing or if he did didn't care!

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Terra-Nova1125 In reply to neogoki [2015-09-22 05:46:51 +0000 UTC]

WOW, He didn't even care if the Counter Guardians where called in to clean up his mess?

I do hope that if a certain one was called to deal with the grail, and he found out about it that Ayala would let him Nuke the Bastard...

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neogoki In reply to Terra-Nova1125 [2015-09-22 08:10:30 +0000 UTC]

I think he never understood what he had done or what Avenger truly represented
but its possible that he felt safe with the distance and his proxies in place

if you want to see that happen: I know a fanfic where things seem to go into that direction, with the Einzbern quite possible in line for the consequences of what they did
the fanfic's name: From Fake Dream

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Terra-Nova1125 In reply to neogoki [2015-09-22 10:05:49 +0000 UTC]

I know the one, I'm waiting for an update... TT_TT

Know of any other Fics like that?

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neogoki In reply to Terra-Nova1125 [2015-09-22 11:41:30 +0000 UTC]

the last update was not long ago and the next one should be soon

where Shirou is more competent, a few
where the Einzberns get caught by Karma (AKA consequences of their own actions), sorry nope

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Terra-Nova1125 In reply to neogoki [2015-09-22 13:19:29 +0000 UTC]

Competent Shirou?

Sign me up...

Einzburns having to pay their debts, you really don't know of any? 

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neogoki In reply to Terra-Nova1125 [2015-09-22 17:44:34 +0000 UTC]

ok, here are some shirou-stories I have faved:
www.fanfiction.net/s/7657235/1…
www.fanfiction.net/s/10658926/… (its a part 2, part 1 covers Fate Zero and is CRAZY AWESOME)
www.fanfiction.net/s/9740933/1…
www.fanfiction.net/s/8535914/1…

sadly no, at least not directly
there is a story where Illya summons a different Berserker which has no patience for old Acht and the other jerks and kills them all
[www.fanfiction.net/s/9319582/1…
in another Illya takes Revenge on the Einzberns with Shirou keeping from overdoing it, but that was only mentioned in passing. Shirou here is also competent:
www.fanfiction.net/s/7798790/1…

also good: EMIYA gets summoned instead of Gilgamesh in Fate/Zero, he trolls everyone so brilliantly
www.fanfiction.net/s/7879859/1…

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Terra-Nova1125 In reply to neogoki [2015-09-24 01:49:03 +0000 UTC]

Thanks man

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neogoki In reply to Terra-Nova1125 [2015-09-24 04:46:29 +0000 UTC]

you're welcome

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