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kuromeru-panthar — A Male Panda Only has 1.2 inches...

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In response to john2048.deviantart.com/art/Ku… by . Which this is an actual realistic reconstruction of what would be going through their minds. XD
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kuromeru-panthar In reply to ??? [2015-07-28 16:07:39 +0000 UTC]

I doubt anyone would. Not even a female panda.

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mbhightech [2015-07-16 03:47:48 +0000 UTC]

Everyone is clearly surprised by the size of Po's penis, except Crane!

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to mbhightech [2015-07-16 21:09:28 +0000 UTC]

LMAO! Crane must have seen it before.

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mbhightech In reply to kuromeru-panthar [2015-07-17 04:03:39 +0000 UTC]

I'll bet!

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SolidSnakeMGS3 [2015-03-31 19:12:28 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I remeber this scene. The funnier thing was the Tigress face in love from the Shrimp

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to SolidSnakeMGS3 [2015-03-31 22:38:26 +0000 UTC]

It was an insane episode... Made stupider by the fact the villain was a clam just so they could make the "clam clan" joke. It went on way too long.

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SilentViperFanPL [2015-03-17 13:23:28 +0000 UTC]

Lol! That Viper and Shifu face!

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to SilentViperFanPL [2015-03-17 13:54:47 +0000 UTC]

They're not impressed. XD

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SilentViperFanPL In reply to kuromeru-panthar [2015-03-17 17:49:41 +0000 UTC]

Viper is not pleased

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to SilentViperFanPL [2015-03-17 17:55:46 +0000 UTC]

That's because she always gets left out. Viper is my favourite, but she barely gets any lines or any screen time. She was barely there in KFP 2. T.T

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SilentViperFanPL In reply to kuromeru-panthar [2015-03-25 18:19:02 +0000 UTC]

Viper is not pleased because of Po's size of you know what. XD

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to SilentViperFanPL [2015-03-25 21:52:57 +0000 UTC]

I don't think anyone would be very pleased with 1.2 inches. XD

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SilentViperFanPL In reply to kuromeru-panthar [2015-03-26 13:24:22 +0000 UTC]

Maybe she would be during erection? How long is panda penis during erection?

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to SilentViperFanPL [2015-03-26 16:47:16 +0000 UTC]

1.2 is actually erect. XD

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SilentViperFanPL In reply to kuromeru-panthar [2015-03-26 18:08:38 +0000 UTC]

Still, they would enjoy having sex together ^^

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to SilentViperFanPL [2015-03-26 21:59:11 +0000 UTC]

Po and Viper? I believe they would! Viper I see as having a crush on him. Wish they would do more with her.

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SilentViperFanPL In reply to kuromeru-panthar [2015-03-27 13:02:28 +0000 UTC]

Unfortunately, they love relationship is only a rumour.

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to SilentViperFanPL [2015-03-27 15:02:17 +0000 UTC]

It's part of my head canon, though. XD I like them together even if they never get together they will still be my favorite ship.

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SilentViperFanPL In reply to kuromeru-panthar [2015-03-17 18:01:02 +0000 UTC]

I agree. I don't know why creators do that
. Because I've seen on polish and english wikia surveys which say that Viper is 2nd from the most favourite characters. Stupid Dreamworks!

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to SilentViperFanPL [2015-03-17 22:47:00 +0000 UTC]

It's horrible how they do that. Viper has a great design and had a really cool story in the short about her, but they just ignore her. I know Tigress is the leader and everything. But they should work more with Viper!!

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SilentViperFanPL In reply to kuromeru-panthar [2015-03-18 06:59:34 +0000 UTC]

Exactly.

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Budzillakingofbeer [2015-03-15 19:15:45 +0000 UTC]

No wonder they're on the endangered species list.

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to Budzillakingofbeer [2015-03-15 19:52:56 +0000 UTC]

I know, right! That and they eat most of the day and sleep the rest of it. (Not to mention a panda mating period is only about a few hours long so if the male doesn't get there in time... Wait another year.)

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spellboundsprite [2014-06-02 04:11:43 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GOD MONKEY AND CRANE! This is great!  

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to spellboundsprite [2014-06-02 16:02:02 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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ringorules [2014-06-02 01:29:44 +0000 UTC]

lol!!!!!!!!

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to ringorules [2014-06-02 01:35:44 +0000 UTC]

It's not the weirdest thing I've come across in my internet travels, but it is one of the funniest.

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SilentViperFanPL In reply to kuromeru-panthar [2015-03-25 18:26:23 +0000 UTC]

So, what's the weirdest?

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to SilentViperFanPL [2015-03-25 21:52:33 +0000 UTC]

One is that snakes have two penises. >.< LMAO!

snakesarelong.blogspot.com/201…

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SilentViperFanPL In reply to kuromeru-panthar [2015-03-26 13:26:13 +0000 UTC]

I wonder if they can ejaculate using both penises at the same time.

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to SilentViperFanPL [2015-03-26 16:58:40 +0000 UTC]

Yes, yes, they do. XD

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SilentViperFanPL In reply to kuromeru-panthar [2015-03-26 18:07:25 +0000 UTC]

Really?

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to SilentViperFanPL [2015-03-26 21:59:40 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, and the bad thing is that female pandas genitalia is as large as a catcher's mitt.

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SilentViperFanPL In reply to kuromeru-panthar [2015-03-26 13:22:53 +0000 UTC]

Not really for me. For me the strangest thing on the Internet is that there exists many Steam wallet hacks, and that Valve do nothing to prevent from stealing their money, or rather prevent from cheating people, letting existing fake hacking tools. Nobody control it whether they are fake or not!

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to SilentViperFanPL [2015-03-26 16:57:54 +0000 UTC]

Fake hack tools have been out there for years. Most of them are phishing tools designed to send out the information you put in to them. Others just don't work, but look like they do.

I meant the strangest things I've seen for animals and stuff like that. XD Because the strangest thing not relating to animals would be a fat man giving a massage to a woman using butter and then eating it off of her. (But actually, that's not the strangest. The strangest would get me banned from DA for talking about.)

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SilentViperFanPL In reply to kuromeru-panthar [2015-03-27 13:00:35 +0000 UTC]

Still you can write a private message.

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to SilentViperFanPL [2015-03-27 15:02:14 +0000 UTC]

I could, but it's almost all sex stuff and I don't usually talk about that type of thing in private or online. XD

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ringorules In reply to kuromeru-panthar [2014-06-02 14:17:30 +0000 UTC]

yup! and the giant squid's is three and a half feet long!

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to ringorules [2014-06-02 16:02:38 +0000 UTC]

Now, there's something I didn't know. Although, a barnicle is almost all penis! XD

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ringorules In reply to kuromeru-panthar [2014-06-02 16:36:35 +0000 UTC]

yup!

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john2048 [2014-06-01 22:52:11 +0000 UTC]

I'm impressed by everyone's inability to recognize a joke.

No wait, the word I wanted was depressed. I don't know how I could have possibly gotten those confused.

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to john2048 [2014-06-01 23:12:49 +0000 UTC]

Jokes? I get jokes. I'm talking to you aren't I?

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SnakeTeeth12 [2014-06-01 22:26:57 +0000 UTC]

xD LOL

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to SnakeTeeth12 [2014-06-01 22:27:39 +0000 UTC]

I actually think the links are funnier. But it seems like everyone is looking like... Ugh! WTH?!

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SnakeTeeth12 In reply to kuromeru-panthar [2014-06-01 22:55:37 +0000 UTC]

hehehe....well...I guess it's because it's not everyone that will search on internet "How big is an adult male pandas penis?" xD ya know!

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to SnakeTeeth12 [2014-06-01 23:24:53 +0000 UTC]

LMAO! I search for way weirder things than that. But that's because I'm just a weird guy myself. XD

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SnakeTeeth12 In reply to kuromeru-panthar [2014-06-02 00:18:07 +0000 UTC]

xD

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2wingo [2014-06-01 21:57:47 +0000 UTC]

Well, he could still have sex with Viper.

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SilentViperFanPL In reply to 2wingo [2015-03-25 18:25:12 +0000 UTC]

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to 2wingo [2014-06-01 22:24:23 +0000 UTC]

He could, but Viper also has a quirk. XD (Most snakes have 2 penises. Which is scary.)

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