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I would like to take a moment to address the insane Tigress/Po fans. First... Tigress has no canon boyfriend and Po is just "A FRIEND". She even says it in the movie. She doesn't want to see her "FRIEND" get hurt. She didn't say boyfriend, she didn't say love, she didn't even imply it. So, don't go on a tangent and tell me Tai Lung is dead. Because until Dreamworks says he's dead and gone there's still a possibility he's alive. Just as there is a possibility Lord Shen is still alive.

Why am I saying this? It's because the original and every pic after (Po and Viper pic) people come on saying, "He's dead." or "This isn't canon." Yes, this is not canon. Not even close, BUT neither is Po and Tigress. Since they are both Shoalin they would have to quit the Jade Palace, and the Furious Five in order for them to go out, and Po isn't going to quit... In Legends of Awesomeness he desperately didn't want to quit to get married to Lu Shi, but he was going to because when else is a man child going to find someone that's just as immature as he is. (And for you out there who dis-credit LOA because it doesn't feed your Tigress/Po fantasy...) In the 2nd movie Po says, "But I just got Kung Fu." He's not going to give up being the Dragon Warrior and Kung Fu just to marry some girl. Po has the mind of a 7 year old. So, he wants to be a kid, play hero, and live his dream. Sorry, but that dream doesn't include humping all over Tigress as so many people want. And Tigress lives, breathes, and loves being a warrior and leader of the Furious Five. She's not going to give up the only life she knows just to be with someone.

TLDR:

If you don't like the pic... Don't be a douche and comment with your tears. Just move along.
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DragonRider104 [2014-10-15 00:25:43 +0000 UTC]

Preach!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to DragonRider104 [2014-10-15 02:58:20 +0000 UTC]

*bows*

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DragonRider104 In reply to kuromeru-panthar [2014-10-19 04:04:43 +0000 UTC]

Lol ummmm u talking to me?? Srry still a lil confused bout how the comments work wen you reply to someone d comment πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to DragonRider104 [2014-10-19 19:17:11 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I was. Usually, I just respond by my inbox. XD

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DragonRider104 In reply to kuromeru-panthar [2014-10-21 02:21:27 +0000 UTC]

Ok kool

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Guadisaves02 [2014-09-10 21:10:28 +0000 UTC]

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, que genial que lo pintaras <3 te quedΓ³ excelente :3Β 

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to Guadisaves02 [2014-09-10 22:40:19 +0000 UTC]

gracias

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FedhaGrulo [2014-08-17 21:09:40 +0000 UTC]

Yes yes yes! You coloured it!!

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to FedhaGrulo [2014-08-17 22:09:15 +0000 UTC]

I wish I could've done better. Coloring isn't my strength.

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FedhaGrulo In reply to kuromeru-panthar [2014-08-17 23:04:39 +0000 UTC]

Better than what I could have done, you should be proud none the less. The original lineart (and now this) was my favourite piece of Tai Lung x Tigress on DA, heres not many, let alone as good as this

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to FedhaGrulo [2014-08-18 03:09:06 +0000 UTC]

Thank you. *blush* I do try. Tai Lung is still my favorite character and so is Tigress. I still wish they would have done more with Tai Lung, though.

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FedhaGrulo In reply to kuromeru-panthar [2014-08-18 11:08:20 +0000 UTC]

Your welcome
Hmm, yes, theres so much Dreamworks could have done with his character. I actually looked up Tai Lung in the Kung Fu Panda wiki and it says that they wanted Tai Lung to be the hero of his own story, hence the gold eyes, gold reflecting heroism.
Whilst he's still my favourite out of the two movie antagonists I don't think he's a villain; Shen is a villain, Tai Lung just had an unfortunate past and I can actually relate to him. In the end I think he just needed a cuddle

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to FedhaGrulo [2014-08-19 19:32:09 +0000 UTC]

They both unfortunately had unfortunate pasts. Tai Lung was always being told that he would be the Dragon Warrior since he was very tiny. (So, it broke him when he wasn't allowed to be.) Sadly, for trying to touch something that wasn't his he was also imprisoned for life. (Harsh punishment for literally no real crime.)

Lord Shen was also unfortunate and tragic. The Soothsayer (who I keep saying was the real villain) told his family that he was evil and should be sent away. She kept mocking him (even in the movies) that he would be defeated by a warrior of black and white. It was her telling him that is why he went insane. He probably never would have tried to kill anyone if she hadn't filled his head with hate and darkness. (And since she can see the future she would have seen Thundering Rhino get killed by the cannon, and she said and did nothing. Which in my opinion is villainous.)

So, both bad guys of the Kung Fu Panda movies are sadly pawns of people who just played them for idiots and when they got mad and decided to take action they were labeled evil and had to be "destroyed". It's really sad and quite stupid for Dreamworks to make such wonderful characters only to throw them out like yesterday's garbage.

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FedhaGrulo In reply to kuromeru-panthar [2014-08-20 21:55:19 +0000 UTC]

Exactly, it just wasn't fair for it to be drummed into him at such a young age. I feel it was fair for him to have a 'tantrum' shall we call it, and Shifu certainly didn't help matters by just going with Oogway.

With Shen...I must say I've never thought about the Soothsayer's role in this, you've really opened my eyes.

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to FedhaGrulo [2014-08-21 08:01:38 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I'd say Shifu made Tai Lung "evil" (even though he wasn't evil... He wanted what they had promised him since he was a child.). That's like saying to a little kid that they can help you make cake (or have candy, or something) in a while. And then hours pass and they sneak some candy... Really is that a jail-able offense? I think it was too harsh a punishment for the crime. (Trying to steal.)

So, Oogway saw darkness in Tai Lung. But he didn't see darkness in Po? I mean Po is the most lawless person I've ever seen. In the first movie he destroyed a whole pantry just punching through drawers instead of opening them. Stole Monkey's cookies, and disobeyed Shifu for not helping to evacuate the valley. (Of course everyone says that Tai Lung was coming... But I'm sure he could see the line of people leaving out of the front gate of the city... He didn't kill or hurt anyone. He would have had to pass by them since they got back so fast after the fight was over... So, really... How villainous is a villain who didn't kill anyone on the way to kill his master.) And I really don't believe he came back to kill Shifu. He wanted the scroll... He said that. If Shifu or idiot Po would have handed it to him. He would have been fine. Sure, he would have been really angry, but I don't think he would have killed anyone. It was Po taunting him and Shifu taunting him that made him fight. If they wouldn't have there probably wouldn't have been a problem. (Although, there wouldn't have been much of a dramatic ending... But Tai Lung joining the Furious Five would have been better than Po just doing an impossible move that he was never taught and "figured it out" what is he... Goku?)

For Lord Shen... Some really fun reading on that whole theory that myself and a friend came up with he goes on in detail about it. (He's a Tai Lung fan as well. unrealfox.deviantart.com/journ…

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SnowWhiteQueen2000 [2014-06-27 19:53:45 +0000 UTC]

Awesome! Those two are my favorite characters! Thanks SO much for the colored version. Kudos to you! Β 

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to SnowWhiteQueen2000 [2014-06-27 22:53:18 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome. I'm glad you like it. Those are two of my favorites as well. It's a pity they didn't do more with Tai Lung. He had a lot of potential to be a great villain!

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SnowWhiteQueen2000 In reply to kuromeru-panthar [2014-06-29 03:35:47 +0000 UTC]

I wouldn't say "villain". Because Tai Lung is not evil at all. He just had a tragic past. Despite Master Tigress as my favorite character, I could not help but sympathetically feel close to Tai Lung and Lord Shen.

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to SnowWhiteQueen2000 [2014-06-29 04:38:56 +0000 UTC]

I never really say he was. But that's only what he was classified as. I've made many comments over and over in most of my journals defending Tai Lung. He had the potential to be the best "villain". (As they've classified him as.) Although, really he was misunderstood and he was punished for trying to get what was owed to him. Really, Po, is a bigger villain. He thinks he's helping, but he's actually not. I believe that Shifu deserved Tai Lung's wrath and anger. And he's not really a villain, because he never killed anyone on his way to the palace, and I'm more than sure he could see the masses leaving the palace as he was going to it... He could have killed them all and the Furious Five were no match for him before, so they wouldn't be able to stop him then. Especially, since they were all beaten and broken and limping along trying to evacuate the village. He could have murdered everyone, but he didn't. When he got to the palace... He asked for the scroll, before starting to fight with Shifu. If Shifu had given it to him... He may have been mad, or thought it was counterfit or a trick... But he taunted Tai Lung and then Po showed up acting like a douche waving the scroll around...

Everyone also claims that Po has awesome skills... But both Tai Lung and Lord Shen completely gave up before he "defeated them". Tai Lung was hitting like a kitten and he was beaten already. He beat himself, and he was finally succumbing to fatigue. Po, just did a cop out move that no one taught him. (It was a sloppy ending and it was a cop out to get rid of the big baddie.)

For Lord Shen he also wasn't truly a villain. He was also misunderstood. And the real bad guy in that movie was the Soothsayer. (Me and my friend have talked about this at length unrealfox.deviantart.com/journ… ) She's the one who set everything in motion. Lord Shen would never have "turned evil" if she hadn't convinced his family that he was insane. He's a bird... He's weak compared to everything around with solid bones. He was looking to create a weapon that would help his family and his country. The Soothsayer cried to everyone that he was evil, and made a prophecy on him. So, according to her she knew everything that was going to happen. And if she hadn't stepped in and pulled Po from the water... He would have died, but... She can't be proven wrong (big God complex on her...) she helped Po and at the end fight with Lord Shen... Lord Shen also gave up. (I don't technically believe he is dead since if something hits you on the water it usually just knocks you further underwater... It might hurt or knock you out, but I doubt seriously he was crushed by it.) But he looked up, closed his eyes, and gave up. Po never actually wins through skill or strength... BS wins, and sloppy writing helps him win. (Same with the lame TV show... He always wins because of sloppy writing.)

TLDR: I don't believe either one was ever a villain...Β  Lord Shen was reclaiming his birthright and how many countries are taken by war? Tai Lung was also after what had been promised to him time and again...

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SnowWhiteQueen2000 In reply to kuromeru-panthar [2014-06-30 22:55:35 +0000 UTC]

I know what you mean. I never see those poor unfortunate souls (Tai Lung and Shen) as villains. They are just characters that have had a tragically misunderstood life. Many people who watch the movies have been always deceived by the antagonists' character. When I watch the movies and see Tai Lung and Shen, their back stories helped me out. They helped me learn to NEVER be deceived by their character, actions and ego therefore a warm heart and a sad, tragic and misunderstood soul is always found within. With patience, I understood their intentions.

And always, always, ALWAYS EVERY SINGLE TIME the movies reach the end, I always wind up thinking about Tai Lung and Shen. I do NOT know why.

Both, Tai Lung and Shen have found a way to pierce, sting and impale my heart. There was absolutely NO warning, NO time to defend myself, NO away to ignore, defy, deny and reject it and NO time for second thoughts.

Master Tigress will ALWAYS be my favorite character and she still WILL be therefore she is! Despite that, I could never help but feel close to Tai Lung, and Shen, listen and understand their stories and keep in touch with them. I love them so much as if they were my closest friends I never had or even my guardians. Especially one deviant named LordShen-Plz. He is one of my friends on this site, but he is much more special to me. To me, Shen is like my guardian angel after Mufasa (from The Lion King) who is also like my guardian angel and as well my godfather. Tai Lung on the other hand is like my bodyguard who would do whatever it takes to keep me safe.

That's how I always feel about Tai Lung and Shen. I love them both so much.

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MermaiderDoc [2014-06-24 16:58:19 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, for me,Β a possible plot for Kung Fu Panda 3Β is a Tai Lung's return for destroy the Valley of Peace and have revenge on Po.

But I've an another question for you:
some fans of KFP say that the DreamWorks Co. had planned SIX films for Kung Fu Panda, andΒ this makes KFP a "saga", isn't it? Okay, in your opinion, the DreamWorks Co. can REALLY do six films about Po's story? Or is just a rumour or a fake news?

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to MermaiderDoc [2014-06-24 17:28:26 +0000 UTC]

A lot of the fans have latched on to the director's commentary in the very first movie. They said in that commentary that they had enough material for 6 movies, and then they laughed about it. Talking about how they would make six movies. It was a Star Wars joke reference. But fans take it as the gospel truth. Dreamworks has said in interviews and investor reports that this will be the last movie of the trilogy. The company keeps calling it a trilogy and that this movie will end the series. They released their movie plans for the next 6 years and Kung Fu Panda isn't part of it since it will be ending. But fans keep going on and their only source is the director's commentary from the very first movie and article interviews from 2008. Since 2013 the company kept calling it a trilogy, but for some reason fans just won't let go of the fact that a long time ago the very first director wanted to do six movies. (But he also wanted to have Tai Lung in all of them.) Dreamworks forced him to kill Tai Lung off at the end. That's why he didn't return to direct and they got Jennifer Yuun.

I would love to see Tai Lung make a return, but the actor's have already been announced and Ian McShane isn't part of the cast. (Sadly.) My plot would have been for the Wuu-shi finger hold to have blasted him to Po's village. (Where Po will be traveling in the third movie.) And have been adopted by Po's father since he got amnesia from the blast and fall. Po freaks out and all the pandas think he's just being racist against predators. And then the panda village is attacked and Po's father is killed where he tells Tai Lung to take over as the leader of the pandas because he is his son. (Just like Po is Mr. Ping's son.) Po gets mad, and he and Tai Lung fight and Tai Lung beats Po. Po returns to the Jade Palace and finds Shifu dying. He takes over Shifu's position as leader and takes over the Jade Palace. Then we get to see Po as an old man years later with the new Furious Five around him. He walks to the peach tree with Oogway's cane and sits down, and is blown away as peach blossoms and the movie ends.

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MermaiderDoc In reply to kuromeru-panthar [2014-06-24 17:49:32 +0000 UTC]

Okay, thanks for your opinion, I need it.
How can you be so much ""update"" about Kung Fu Panda's news? I can't find nothing on Internet! D:

But by the way.

Great original plot! I like that, and, for me, one day Po'll take the Shifu's position as the leader of the Jade Palace and blows away as peach blossoms like Oogway. Out of curiosity (and fun): ya have NEVER thought about who might be in the new Furious Five team? Oh, and Po could (or SHOULD?) 've a son/daughter?
I don't know what to think. But, how said Oogway <>, so, I don't do prognostics. LOL, like a warrior?

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to MermaiderDoc [2014-06-24 18:19:05 +0000 UTC]

www.google.com/search?btnG=1&p…

I usually put news after things I'm searching for in google to find articles about them. XD I find a lot by changing keywords and stuff.

Thanks. I love writing so it would be awesome to see... But I didn't think Po should have a family. Like Shifu never had a family. I think it makes them less to show favoritism to the orphans that they bring to the Jade Palace. And if Po became really serious about Kung Fu and being the leader of the Jade Palace. I don't think he would have time for a family. For the new Furious Five I would actually pick people from the series Legends of Awesomeness. Because they made a lot of nice characters, but they have horrible writing and stories. I would pick Peng, Lu-Shi (even though she was Po's girlfriend for a while. I think they would just be good friends.), Song (Also a girl who liked Po.), the little rabbit girl from Po's fan club, and the goose boy from Kung Fu Daycare episode. I think it would be fun to see a more female cast of Furious Five characters than mostly males. So, 3 girls and 2 boys compared to the current 2 girls and 3 boys and Po.

What about you? What would you do with the final movie?

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MermaiderDoc In reply to kuromeru-panthar [2014-06-25 14:43:43 +0000 UTC]

Thank youΒ for theΒ help And the goose boy in that episode is called "Zan", is the Emperor's nephew.

I was shocked (as I already said) when I learned that Rebel Wilson probably would 've played the next love interest of Po, 'cause according to my logic, Po should have no own family, like Shifu-and you said this, and I agree with you-. The idea that Po might have a future wife and kids made ​​me cringe. But who see this?! Brrr.

For the plot for the 3rd film, I had thought about a possible return of Tai Lung, as it has never been called "dead", but "probably dead." I was hoping in the back of a great villain, rather in creating another one. Yeah, Po's my favorite hero and the greatest, but if he've too many enemies gets boring, in my point. I've watched out on Internet, and I've find a quote of del Toro saying:
"[...] All I can say is the bad guy in the third one is possibly the most formidable villain in the series...", so, what I've understand is that in the third film will be an another villain. I don't know what to say.

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to MermaiderDoc [2014-06-25 19:42:13 +0000 UTC]

I wish as well. They bring in villains and immediately get rid of them. I was hoping that the two villains (Lord Shen and Tai Lung) would team up. I didn't like that they brought in a love interest for Po. He doesn't need one. He loves Kung Fu and that should be enough. But to have him become a family man... Ugh!!! It's so cliche'.

I like your plot and wished it would happen! But I keep waiting for them to announce who and what the new villain will be. I'm interested in seeing this "most formidable villain"!

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MermaiderDoc In reply to kuromeru-panthar [2014-06-26 09:17:33 +0000 UTC]

In this way, I just wait like you

Yeah, I don't see Po with a love interest, too. For me, he's awesome in this way.
Well, I've see in web that in Kung Fu Panda 3 will be probably three marriages: you have no idea what I'm shivering!Β What do you say, we should expect the worst? D:

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to MermaiderDoc [2014-06-26 18:55:09 +0000 UTC]

I think that Dreamworks will try to finish the series with the only way they've always done it. With a wedding, or at least two getting together. Which is sad, but that doesn't mean they can't do specials and prequels. Or inbetween movies. They did it with Shrek and stuff. So, there's no telling. I wish they wouldn't, but I guess they want Po to have a family. I wish he would just stay single and love Kung Fu.

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MermaiderDoc In reply to kuromeru-panthar [2014-06-28 14:38:31 +0000 UTC]

We're two, bud, we're two...

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BandoleraRoja [2014-03-18 04:12:59 +0000 UTC]

I like

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Ep-silon [2014-02-28 16:17:40 +0000 UTC]

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Commander--1 [2014-02-28 11:39:48 +0000 UTC]

Plus, technically, Tai Long is Tigress's brother.

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UnrealFox In reply to Commander--1 [2014-02-28 17:23:46 +0000 UTC]

What are you? Some noname idiot at THE FEST, it's Tai-Lung...

And you honestly think they're related? Reflect on your words and identify where you went wrong.
( hint: all of it )

But to be less condescending... Tai-Lung and Tigress aren't siblings. They had the same adoptive father, yes, but at dramatically different intervals in their lives. They engaged in different types of training, technically meaning that they had two different care takers. Additionally, Tai-Lung was the only student under Shifu for the entire duration up to his incarceration, while Tigress was the only student for a tiny duration, then she was joined by Master Oogway's student, Monkey, and the other students whom eventually formed the Furious Five. So if you want to play the 'Sibling' card... With the heavy amount of admiration and attention that Po gets; he may as well be related to Tigress as well as another of Shifu's 'adopted' children, even though they already are brothers and sisters-in-arms.

Work on that logic when you get the chance. I don't think you know what it means, nor how to properly convey that you have any.

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Commander--1 In reply to UnrealFox [2014-03-01 11:33:19 +0000 UTC]

Well if they were brothers- and sisters-in-arms, then Tigress wouldn't have said in the second movie Β just after the embrace in Gong Man city prison "I cannot watch my friend be killed." instead she would have saidΒ "I cannot watch my brother be killed." See the difference?

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UnrealFox In reply to Commander--1 [2014-03-01 15:39:05 +0000 UTC]

So, first of all, I'll go ahead and tell you that, if you don't get your proper nouns straight when referring to Kung-Fu Panda, you're never going to convince me, or anyone else, that you've even watched any part of the movies or the series. It's Gongmen, not Gong man.

Get it straight.

*cracks neck* Secondly... You poor thing... Tigress doesn't respect Po on the level of 'Brother'. She doesn't want to see him dead, but she certainly doesn't see him as something that needs to be coddled 100% of the time. She said she didn't want to see her 'friend' get killed, because she had to put the message across that his safety and well being is clearly in jeopardy, and he is still her responsibility. Being the leader of the Furious Five automatically places you in the position where you must watch over the others in your tow... She clearly had to do the same for the 'Dragon Warrior' since he's very prone to jump to his own death at the first opportunity...

Additionally... a 'Friend', is not a 'Fuck Buddy'. So to answer your question; yes, I can see the difference, however I don't believe you can.

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Commander--1 In reply to UnrealFox [2014-03-02 20:02:28 +0000 UTC]

Actually, I'm not trying to convince you, or anyone else for that matter.

I just like arguing with you.

And also, that was my leg you cracked, not my neck.

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UnrealFox In reply to Commander--1 [2014-03-02 21:51:45 +0000 UTC]

You're wholly incorrect about the use of emotes. I 'cracked' my own neck, as a means to begin a series of argumentative statements. It had nothing to do with 'physically' harming you. Besides, you've kicked your own ass quite well thus far.

And an argument would imply that it is two, or more, people rapidly exchanging opinions in a rather heated manner... This, has moreso been you complaining that I'm disagreeing with you, while you clearly think up anything you can and spout it off without understanding what it means, or has implied...

You're not arguing with me, you're failing. You have no proof of any of the things you've claimed to be 'hints', you're just a lonely, sad, Junior Panda Squad Member whom is desperately trying to convince yourself that losers should be entitled to everything that successful alphas are, without doing any of the work to obtain or deserve it.

Your hero is lame, and your argument is flat. You should quit.

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Commander--1 In reply to UnrealFox [2014-03-03 16:41:26 +0000 UTC]

Fine, in future I'll keep my comments to myself (excuse the bit of voice in my sarcasm, I mean it that way round to emphasize how sarcastic I'm being), you savvy?


Commander--1 out, permanently (from this bit of deviantART).

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UnrealFox In reply to Commander--1 [2014-03-03 17:17:00 +0000 UTC]

Farewell, creature.

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Fail-Seeker In reply to UnrealFox [2015-07-26 23:36:11 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Owner

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UnrealFox In reply to Fail-Seeker [2015-07-27 00:52:47 +0000 UTC]

Edgy. Keep tryin' luv

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to UnrealFox [2014-02-28 23:39:45 +0000 UTC]

I wouldn't even say adoptive father. The correct term would be foster father. And he fostered Tai Lung, Tigress, and even Po. (He fostered them all in Kung Fu by providing one on one training to his favorites.) So, that would be why Tigress was jealous of Po when he first came to the Jade Palace. She was jealous of her foster father fostering another n00b in Kung Fu.

So, technically as I said before... Tigress and Po are also related so if they want to claim it's incest for Tai Lung and Tigress... It's more incestuous for Po and Tigress to be together. Because they are being fostered at the same time.

Besides... These idiots don't relize that Tai Lung and Tigress are not blood relations. They have no relatives in common so by all accounts and purposes they could marry, have sex, and... They could actually have children since they are both of the classification of feline. Po and Tigress could never have sex and children because they're genes can't blend.

And before some retard comes in and says that they have pigs and ducks marrying and dating...

Has anyone seen any offspring from a pig and duck? Are there any ducks with pig noses? Or ducks with pig feet?

No... ? Now, why do you think that is? It's because those genes can't blend. Therefore no children can result of any mating.

AND on the subject of mating... Ducks have penises, but geese... Well

answers.yahoo.com/question/ind…

Yeah, that would get really messy with a goose just throwing DNA at the pig's... Er... Hole.

Pandas also have 2 inches so even if Po wanted to have sex with Tigress... He wouldn't be able to get to her with all that fat. Not to mention she wouldn't be able to feel it since felines have barbs on their penises.... She would get no pleasure from him.

As I said before... The only people who want Po and Tigress together are people who enjoy Accel World... They fall in to these categories...

A) Nerds with low self esteem
B) Fat kids
C) Skinny kids with self esteem issues
D) Chubby Chasers...

There are more, but I do believe that a lot of PoXTigress people only like that because they want to be part of the in crowd. Like those people who start watching MLP just so they can belong to something. It's just like when all the homosexuals joined the furry community because they found something to belong to.

I don't want to be a part of any club that would have me as a member. XD I especially don't want to be part of the Junior Panda Squad...

So, don't judge them too harshly. They just want to belong to something and the only way they can do so is to cheer on a fat man and try to white knight him whenever possible.

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UnrealFox In reply to kuromeru-panthar [2014-03-02 18:51:10 +0000 UTC]

I judge anyone that doesn't seem to care about the literal break between right and wrong... No matter how much they try to say it... It's hard not to think that Po is the main villain of the series just do to his actions. If the show had a different name, and there was more screen time for the other characters, how much do you want a bet that the viewers would start to hate Po, and shift their attention to someone else.

I mean honestly--if the seven characters each had the same amount of screen time and responsibility. ( Like saying that they're all successful kung-fu Masters instead of everyone sucking at their jobs but Po ... ) The shift of popularity would shift dramatically. Because how many times has Crane, Mantis, Viper, Tigress, Monkey OR Shifu completed the missions they're tasked with?

Really if the series was just called 'Legends of Awesomeness' or rather... 'Legends of the Jade Palace' or something of the like... and face fat wasn't the focus, how much better would the series be?

lol and we can't get on the subject of boning. I was well aware of how unfit Pandas are... to which I've always said that is why they're endangered. X3 But honestly... Tigress wouldn't even develop a warm scent in the presence of Po. She, in the series, has managed to smile at him and compliment him on his actions--and usually she has to immediately take it all back once it's revealed that Po has been bullshitting everyone by making no effort to better himself. Or because he's lying... and she doesn't like liars... Because who should?

It's always funny to hear people talk down on Yijiro, or make the bold statement that Tigress CAN'T fall in love at first sight because she's not capable of it--but that same statement is them shat upon the moment they replace Yijiro with Po. So ... she can't fall in love with Yijiro at first sight--but she 'should' fall in love with Po at first glance...? Psh, fuck all that shit.

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to UnrealFox [2014-03-03 02:48:10 +0000 UTC]

Po and Tigress are two completely different skill sets and levels. Tigress loves discipline and honor. Po loves eating and sleeping (and playing hero). She's not going to just bow down and grovel for Po's love and affection. These idiots are so stupid if they think real women work like that.

Ah, well... I guess when they grow up they will realize how stupid their arguments sounded. (And childish.)

Oh, and did you see the one brain trust say that I "called you in" to "flame" him. Obviously, the little weed has never encountered you before. I really thought all these PoXTigress monkeys had encountered you... (You missed one, my friend... You are slipping in your old age.) XD

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to Commander--1 [2014-02-28 16:53:08 +0000 UTC]

Everyone in the Jade Palace are brother's and sister's in Kung Fu. So, Po is Tigress brother. Viper is Tigress sister. Viper is Po's brother. They are one in Kung Fu so no one in the Jade Palace can date or marry one another.

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Commander--1 In reply to kuromeru-panthar [2014-03-01 11:24:59 +0000 UTC]

With that logic... Viper is both male and female. I got this from (and I quote) "Viper is Tigress sister. Viper is Po's brother."

I think you meant "Viper is Tigress sister. Po is Viper's brother."

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to Commander--1 [2014-03-01 15:54:44 +0000 UTC]

Is that the only thing you got from that? How very childish. You can see what I meant. They are all brothers and sisters of the Jade Palace. They cannot marry, and they cannot marry one another. You are arguing a point that is made by Dreamworks, Chinese Shoalin, and the world...

Even real jobs and work you cannot be married to or date your co-workers. You would have to quit your job to be with your co-worker.

And once again... Po is not going to give up being Dragon Warrior in order to marry anyone. He loves himself and his title only. Po is just a big man/child no self respecting woman would date or marry that. (Lu Shi the goat in bride of Po was insane and crazy. So, you can see the caliber of women that would like Po. Misses Yuun also wants Po and she's old and senile. Again... These are the women who like Po. Song liked Po, but she was a thief and left him even though he wanted her to stay. Ming wanted Po, but she is a chubby chaser... She only wanted his fat stomach.) Tigress wants hard work (Po doesn't like hard work. Every time he's been in charge it's all about eating, sleeping, and being lazy...), sacrifice (Po won't even sacrifice a meal.), and honor (Po tried to kill a child... He has no honor.).

Sorry, but your logic is flawed, and your arguments only support my own. Because Legends of Awesomeness will never put Po and Tigress together and they make sure to show that Tigress still harbors a lot of resentment and hate towards him.

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Commander--1 In reply to kuromeru-panthar [2014-03-02 19:56:34 +0000 UTC]

Which episode was it that he tried to kill a child?

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kuromeru-panthar In reply to Commander--1 [2014-03-02 20:58:59 +0000 UTC]

You don't watch the episodes do you? He attempted to kill Peng. Who is a child not an adult by using the Wuxi finger hold. But Peng yelled at him and Po lost his concentration so he couldn't do it. But Po is a horrible person that I do not believe Tigress would ever love. Especially, if she knew he tried to kill Peng, because she likes Peng. Every time she sees Peng she smiles and greets him. She barely ever smiles at Po.

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Commander--1 In reply to kuromeru-panthar [2014-03-03 16:44:39 +0000 UTC]

OK, point accepted, also I can no longer be bothered to continue this conversation.

Besides, someone obviously did their homework.

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