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Published: 2011-06-07 19:23:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 3840; Favourites: 61; Downloads: 7
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Description Yay for lazy copy pasted first four panels!
I just started re-playing DA: O-A (because I'm still waiting to get my brother's DA2) and not being able to open chests in the first quest (because there're no rogues in your party) irritated me to no end. I kept pressing locked chests even though I knew that I wouldn't be able to open them My Warden is such a hoarder
Anyways, now I'm going to go back to moaning in pain because my stomach is being a b*tch
PS. IT'S ANDERS! <3
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DiamondEyedGemini [2016-09-11 02:22:19 +0000 UTC]

Me in the game. My Rogues kept offering but I was super stubborn and determined..

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IceQueenofMitera [2013-09-10 23:35:13 +0000 UTC]

OMG my husband does this too as a mage



Warden: "Can't do that," -tries again-

Warden: "Are you daft?" -tries again-

Warden: "Do you want me to get a ladder so you can get off my back?" -tries-


Me: Babe, it's locked you. You need a rogue

Hubby: I want the goodies!!!

Me ...

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Fastforwardmotion In reply to IceQueenofMitera [2013-09-11 01:24:34 +0000 UTC]

I HATE when I can't get loot! I know in my heart that it's probably just another pair of torn trousers, but I NEED to have iiitΒ Β 

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IceQueenofMitera In reply to Fastforwardmotion [2013-09-11 02:49:05 +0000 UTC]

I know! I always get mad when I can't open a box lol

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KeyofDementia [2013-08-27 06:35:02 +0000 UTC]

HA, it's just as bad when the chest becomes bugged and you can't pick it even on a rogue. =/ I had Zevran and Leliana once in my party, don't remember why but I thought some banter would be nice. xD Well.. deep roads came along and well.. I swear they did it on purpose to drive me up the wall. xD >.> Totally was my own fault for bringing three rogues into the deep roads.. but! Anyone watching me laughed their ass off. ._.Β 

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Fastforwardmotion In reply to KeyofDementia [2013-08-27 15:59:27 +0000 UTC]

The deep roads with three rogues! Wow, congratulations on making it through and unpick able locks are the bane of my existence! Ugh! I must collect all the loot

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KeyofDementia In reply to Fastforwardmotion [2013-08-27 19:42:59 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! The worse part was the Broodmother, and Branka, Gawd that was not fun. xD Oh I agree, which is why I got Lock bash for all those bugged chests on PC. *shakes fist* Totally! Because you know.. what's inside of the chests could be important!Β 

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dark-rose99 [2011-06-10 03:55:01 +0000 UTC]

lol Every time I run into a locked chest it's "dammit I should have rolled a rogue" but then I remember I enjoy melting faces as a mage XD

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Fastforwardmotion In reply to dark-rose99 [2011-06-10 09:34:21 +0000 UTC]

YES!

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Riveriia [2011-06-09 03:49:24 +0000 UTC]

XDD I DO THIS ALL THE FREAKING TIME!!! "Insufficient skill"? Please. I took down an archdemon, I can smash a freaking chest! But fireballs don't do anything against it--I've tried

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Fastforwardmotion In reply to Riveriia [2011-06-09 08:07:35 +0000 UTC]

EXACTLY! Plus, It's your fortress! So, technically, the loot belongs to you!

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Riveriia In reply to Fastforwardmotion [2011-06-09 14:23:23 +0000 UTC]

I know! rawrrr!

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Sencilia-Harp [2011-06-08 16:17:40 +0000 UTC]

i used to do the same out of anger...

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Fastforwardmotion In reply to Sencilia-Harp [2011-06-08 16:51:13 +0000 UTC]

I think we all have

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NeroonCousland [2011-06-08 09:35:42 +0000 UTC]

DAO was actually the 1st game ever where I think a properly "designed" and played Rogue is more powerful in combat than a Warrior. Once you have Lethality and can backstab with with high speed your DPS outclasses a Warrior by quite a bit.
Very funny comic nonetheless.

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Fastforwardmotion In reply to NeroonCousland [2011-06-08 11:43:31 +0000 UTC]

I prefer to kill enemies head on... I'm too lazy to circle around back

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NeroonCousland In reply to Fastforwardmotion [2011-06-08 11:49:39 +0000 UTC]

Ahh I see.

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Emotikonz [2011-06-08 07:10:45 +0000 UTC]

Are you a PC Player? You need Lock Bash

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Fastforwardmotion In reply to Emotikonz [2011-06-08 09:26:03 +0000 UTC]

Unfortunately no. Which is why it's so annoying

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saralalah [2011-06-08 00:46:28 +0000 UTC]

I agree locks fail. Rogues are not that powerful and to need to have them in your party just to pick locks is annoying. Not to mention you need to waste 5 abilities so they can open complex chests. It's even worse in DA2 because they need like 50 cunning to open complex chests and I never made it past 25 something because then you need to sacrifice points in dexterity and constitution and they're too weak in combat >.> .

LIFE IS CRUEL.

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Fastforwardmotion In reply to saralalah [2011-06-08 09:27:51 +0000 UTC]

I agree. I would never have a rough in my party if it wasn't for chests

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sleepyowlet [2011-06-07 19:56:02 +0000 UTC]

Yup, that is the most annoying thing about both games. It can be a cardboard-box with a lock - you can't get it open by any other means than lock-picking, and if you want what's inside, you're forced to take a rogue with you.

Yay for the lock-bash-mod!

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Fastforwardmotion In reply to sleepyowlet [2011-06-07 20:01:08 +0000 UTC]

I always feel like the best things are in the boxes that you can't open... Even though they're probably just leather gloves or something

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sleepyowlet In reply to Fastforwardmotion [2011-06-08 06:16:45 +0000 UTC]

There is a good dagger and an amulet in one of the locked chests in the circle tower - and I could never get Leliana's skill high enough to open it. The first time I ever saw these things was when I finally had lock-bash installed.

Or the maps in Arl Eamon's castle - they are in locked chests (which is stupid, none of the other gifts are) and if you're not playing a rogue, there's no way you can get them, because they usually spawn after the Landsmeet, and when you return to Redcliffe your character goes into camp-mode (aka they are alone)...

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Fastforwardmotion In reply to sleepyowlet [2011-06-08 09:30:43 +0000 UTC]

And it really doesn't make sense that only rogues can open locks... I think it should be in the skill area (like charm, and traps, and stuff)

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