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Published: 2011-09-24 19:50:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 7763; Favourites: 110; Downloads: 24
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Look at this! Another comic!It always makes me laugh that Hawke is killing all these bandits, slavers, templars, etc. while everyone else in Kirkwall just stands by and continues with their daily lives. Also, I threw in the templar bit because templars are terribly stupid and couldn't catch an apostate if she ran up to them and turned herself in.
I have, like, seven more DA2 comic ideas, but I'm just to lazy to draw them. Hopefully there'll be some (Either Walking in Circles, or other comics) up soon.
Enjoy!
Ps. Avaline! <3
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And yet the templars *still* can't find them...Β
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I facepalm so much in this game :L As soon as I arrive at Kirkwall, I kill several dudes by burning them... completely normal :L Only Meredith seems to be in on it, why she did nothing i'll never understand :L
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Yeah, it is a little weird that she lets a known apostate get so popular in Kirkwall. By the third act everyone knows Hawke killed the Arishok with magic
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Its funny that Cullen remains none the wiser about the entire situation :LΒ
I get that after the Arishok, he couldn't really do much, but if she had suspicions....who knows with Templars lol
Regardless, your artwork is amazing
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The people of Kirkwall are sick o' your shit, ain't takin' none of it today, they got things to do!
Would basically be my thoughts on their lack of reaction to anything and everything.
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Haha!
"Oh Maker, not *another* demon possession. All I wanted to do was get some eggs!'
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Video game bystanders crack me up everytime
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Haha, yeah. Gotta love those video game bystanders
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lol yep but least they don't constantly get in the way heh
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Not to mention the fact that all of the people mysteriously disappear when you're fighting the Arishok O_O
So they're not only messed up, they're magic. THEY'RE ALL APOSTATES! IT'S A CONSPIRACY! bLARGHSOJFOPDJJsjlkd jfljds f
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You gotta be desperate to go to Orlais!
"They're soooo Orelesian!"
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And they're addicted to SHOES! Shoes of all things! At least in Fereldan you get lots of puppies.
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As for me, most of all I like frowing fireballs at Cullen and Wilmond first, and then listening how that knight-captain says "Those mages are not people like you and me". That is a real facetable, I say
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HA! I'm glad I'm not the only one whose done that!
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OMG, yes! I love how the one templar is always asking "have you seen any apostates?" to a party with my mage Hawke, Merrill, and Anders in it.
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Hmm, you might have a point, there! That would explain a lot.
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That's the Templars for you
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BAH. Templars mistake their mage sense for their BLOOD magic sense. If someone even thinks bloodmagic they instantly know who it's about and where they are. And they don't care if it's true, because then they'd never catch anyone. Plus I bet lots of people just think mages and blood mages are the same thing with the whole fear of magic...
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Ha! Well, then I guess it's a good thing my Hawke isn't a blood mage. Force and Healing mage ftw!
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XD!! Maker, yes! This is hilarious. If there was a comic with your work in it, I would have no choice but to purchase it. Brilliant work, as always!
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SO true, my rouge Hawke slices her enemies into bloody bits and nobody cares. At least in Assassin's Creed, the townspeople run once someone is dead.
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You'd think that SOMEONE would notice exploding body parts
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My Madeleine Hawke totally went gay for Aveline. They're my OTP X3 And I would have been MUCH happier with the game if you could romance her, but nooooooo. Stupid Donnic -.- I did get my kiss though, too, so it placated me a little XD
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Oh, don't be lazy, this is hilarious XD
I always enjoyed templars. Especially that bit when You help Grace and the rest escape and Varric tells that thing about 'Enchanter Hawke'... I mean, seriously, she should have at least TINY problems with that
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Exactly! I've always wondered how the templars managed to catch any mages at all!
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In femHawke's case the guess is this... You know the way she runs, swaying her hips to the sides? How could templars notice the skull on her staff, if the staff was SO FAR from the swaying hips? XD
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And for the Male Hawke it has to be the beard. The templars are to busy being jealous about his beard to notice any casting
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Or maybe his deep voice... They're drunk with his baritone and stop looking... at least the females XD
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