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Published: 2005-06-15 22:04:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 1026; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 102
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Description Woah! Look at what I came across in the basement of a rare book store the other day! has some 'splainin to do!

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I hope you enjoy this dusty artifact, Robo!
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Comments: 48

Robokatt12 [2007-01-20 05:39:05 +0000 UTC]

This will go down in rewritten history.

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bmoss In reply to Robokatt12 [2007-02-09 05:05:54 +0000 UTC]

lol, what an awesome thing to say. I think you've given me a comic book story idea!

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Chroi [2006-03-19 12:59:21 +0000 UTC]

ahhh love it!

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thefajita [2006-01-30 04:17:36 +0000 UTC]

have i mentioned I love this thing?

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xam [2005-06-30 22:38:35 +0000 UTC]

youre nutzcrazy but i loves you porgy!

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bmoss In reply to xam [2005-07-07 16:29:28 +0000 UTC]

I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!

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xam In reply to bmoss [2005-07-07 22:15:15 +0000 UTC]

but ya are blanche, ya are worthy!

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hernameisrio [2005-06-29 03:44:25 +0000 UTC]

Shrimpduck!! He's finally escaped from my fiery volcano lair under Indonesia!! Oooooo, I'll get you Shrimpduck! Just you wait! I know you can be bought and sold wherever any fine seafoods are supplied! I got your marinara right here, buddy!!

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bmoss In reply to hernameisrio [2005-06-29 14:13:43 +0000 UTC]

"I got your marinara right here, buddy!!"

Was that a line from the Sopranos?

ANYway, RUN Shrimpduck! RUN!

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hernameisrio In reply to bmoss [2005-06-29 16:10:57 +0000 UTC]

oh no, no, I'm the original playa-hater, chief blood homey G! Shrimpduck gonna get my gat, yo!! A gat that shoots marinara, natch.

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forestsage [2005-06-26 01:01:00 +0000 UTC]

LMAO.... wow... thats awesome... been a rough week and what a laugh...

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bmoss In reply to forestsage [2005-06-27 15:22:12 +0000 UTC]

Glad ya liked it, 'sage!

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Robokatt12 [2005-06-22 19:19:02 +0000 UTC]

This really oughta be one of those "limited edition prints", numbered and signed and printed on papyrus. You should also pour shrimp and duckjuice and your own blood into the ink vats, just like KISS did back in the 70s.

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bmoss In reply to Robokatt12 [2005-06-23 14:27:03 +0000 UTC]

hahaha! You know, I am really shuddering at the implications in the phrase "shrimp and duck juice"...

but what the HELL! If it's good enough for the band that Sid & Marty Croft pitted against "the Phantom of the Park," it's good enough for me!

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fattyfattybowler [2005-06-22 07:10:27 +0000 UTC]

Awsome!

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bmoss In reply to fattyfattybowler [2005-06-23 14:45:50 +0000 UTC]

thenk yaw, thenk yaw!

all credit should go to Robokatt12, though... Shrimp Duck came out of his fevered lil brain-pot!

LOVE your comics, by the way... the cosmonaut one totally cracked me up!

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fattyfattybowler In reply to bmoss [2005-06-23 15:15:21 +0000 UTC]

I know, robokatt is great, but your intepretation was awsome!

Thanks a lot for checking out my comics! I should have some more up within the week!

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bmoss In reply to fattyfattybowler [2005-06-23 15:19:53 +0000 UTC]

Yay! Can't wait to see! Thanks again, FFB!

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x-eevee [2005-06-22 05:20:57 +0000 UTC]

shrimp duck is the most amazing and fantastic animal that ever graced this planet.

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bmoss In reply to x-eevee [2005-06-23 14:46:42 +0000 UTC]

he's right up there with the platypus, in my opinion.... and in his!

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AK-Is-Harmless [2005-06-22 03:22:20 +0000 UTC]

I have a copy of this manuscript. It's nothing but heresay and conjecture. Don't believe a word of it!

---AK

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bmoss In reply to AK-Is-Harmless [2005-06-23 14:48:16 +0000 UTC]

Yes, I think that there needs to be a real in-depth investigation into this mysterious character. Maybe we could get Bill Kurtis to narrate the documentary, to give it that "hard news" feel. Hmmm...

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oedipa [2005-06-22 01:01:00 +0000 UTC]

Looks like that shrimpduck has more of a history than old robokatt let on.

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bmoss In reply to oedipa [2005-06-23 14:53:03 +0000 UTC]

But who can say what is real or made up about this freak of nature? So much is the stuff of urban legend now! Hell, to hear Shrimp Duck tell it, he went to visit the underground kingdom in the cener of the Hollow Earth whilst riding on the back of one of those giant albino alligators from the sewers of New York, with Johnny Appleseed as his travelling companion!

I mean, I don't wanna come out and say he's lying, but come on!

Of course, this could all be thought-controlling propaganda cooked up by !!

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Robokatt12 In reply to bmoss [2005-06-24 17:39:27 +0000 UTC]

ShrimpDuck interjects at this point, flippers flapping in a flustery fashion: "Ahhh, Yes! That was the time we were trying to solve "The Pellucidaran Conundrum of 1834"! We subsisted on phosphorescent mushrooms and relied heavily upon the kindness of Mole People. Johnny Appleseed spent fifteen days trapped under an ENORMOUS mutant larva and has never really fully recovered from the incident..."
He goes on.

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bmoss In reply to Robokatt12 [2005-06-27 15:24:12 +0000 UTC]

I STILL wanna know why you're not allowed in France and Canada, Mr. S-Duck.

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Robokatt12 In reply to bmoss [2005-06-27 20:22:50 +0000 UTC]

Something tells me we're going to have to wait until Shrimpy publishes his memoirs. In the meantime, let's amuse ourselves with this roll of bubble wrap that I just found, eh wot?

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bmoss In reply to Robokatt12 [2005-06-28 14:04:11 +0000 UTC]

errrrr, that should read *pop* *pop* *pop*

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bmoss In reply to Robokatt12 [2005-06-28 14:03:46 +0000 UTC]

weeeeee!!!! bubble wrap!! op: op: op:

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shanesemler [2005-06-22 00:17:30 +0000 UTC]

Haha, good stuff!

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Robokatt12 [2005-06-21 17:40:26 +0000 UTC]

That TEARS it, buttbuddy! You're "cut off" for a week. Unless I cave in or something.

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bmoss In reply to Robokatt12 [2005-06-21 18:00:59 +0000 UTC]

tee hee!

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Robokatt12 In reply to bmoss [2005-06-21 18:11:29 +0000 UTC]

*immediately caves in* Awwww, who am I kidding?

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bmoss In reply to Robokatt12 [2005-06-21 21:18:43 +0000 UTC]

You never did have any self-control, you know. Ya shameless lil humper!

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Robokatt12 In reply to bmoss [2005-06-21 21:20:44 +0000 UTC]

Shut yer yap and take it ALL...! That's right, uh-huh... oh, yeah, etc.

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bmoss In reply to Robokatt12 [2005-06-23 14:36:46 +0000 UTC]

Hey, Robo... how can one both shut their yap AND take it all? Doesn't it sorta... err, I guess require is the word I'm looking for here... a wide-open yap?

Or are we talking about different things?

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athenaRules [2005-06-19 15:26:36 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm, I wonder how they are on the barbe?

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bmoss In reply to athenaRules [2005-06-20 13:43:57 +0000 UTC]

hahaha, better ask !

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kt-art [2005-06-18 16:51:12 +0000 UTC]

That is the crazy!
I love the cover art though.
I really think it's great.
Interesting find I'd say...and funny!

I love the title..lol

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bmoss In reply to kt-art [2005-06-20 13:47:29 +0000 UTC]

I'm really surprised at the reaction that this has gotten... I literally slapped it together in about 20 minutes! I just wanted to mess with my buddy !!

You dig that title huh? I confess to having a soft spot for absurdity...

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Delvennerim [2005-06-17 00:55:17 +0000 UTC]

This...is just....wtf, maan? LOL

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bmoss In reply to Delvennerim [2005-06-17 14:45:21 +0000 UTC]

hahahah, I confess that even I do not know what the f. is going on here.

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clav [2005-06-16 12:43:33 +0000 UTC]

hahahahaha, awesome! rare finds like this are. . well. . rare!

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bmoss In reply to clav [2005-06-16 14:12:58 +0000 UTC]

hahah! mmm, medium rare! thanks, tea!

BTW, freaking *LOVE* the web site man.

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clav In reply to bmoss [2005-06-16 19:39:07 +0000 UTC]

ooh fanx!

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supafemme [2005-06-16 12:08:50 +0000 UTC]

whoa ! .............................. ...... hmm ... but him sure is still a cutay ! ... must investigate .......

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bmoss In reply to supafemme [2005-06-16 14:15:08 +0000 UTC]

hahaha, according to , Shrimpy is an inveterate liar, so take any info you find with a grain of salt... er, salte!

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supafemme In reply to bmoss [2005-06-17 02:34:49 +0000 UTC]

heehee ........ nice correction on th sp of salt .salte ..

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