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Published: 2012-03-30 00:46:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 2926; Favourites: 62; Downloads: 5
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Butters and Cartman were playing dress up and in the midst of it, found this boxPRECIOUS BABIES.
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Don't you know what it is ? Yet some time ago you said you knew, right ? Oh yes, that's right, it was just a dream, was not it Cartman ?
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Say, butters. Did your dad get himself in trouble with you mom?
Co's to me...he's been drinking here and pulled her skirt off here.
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[[ its my favorite B) ]]
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Its a dildo look it up on the website or somthing...
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Me neither! Hmmmm.....>:/
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Wait a-OH MY GOD!!!! GROSS!!!! ERIC PUT THAT SICK THING DOWN!!!!
(LOL I feel bad for him....he most likely has done that before.....>.>)
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{{ Probably XD }}
W-what? WHY?
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(lol it'd be funny if that was an actual scene....
You don't wanna know.....its best if you just put it down and NEVER touch it again.....
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It's uhhh...a...sometimes women use it for...massages and stuff O////O
Just put it down ^^'''''''''' it's uh...personal?
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How tha fuck does this massage yew?!
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I...dunno, never really used one ^///^ b-but it's not important!
(Why do I feel like this probably actually happened to poor Cartman? xD)
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{{ It probably HAS. LOL }}
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Ew dude! That looks nasty! What the fuck is that?!
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I have no idea, dude !
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Ok Eric grab a donut and we'll get started,
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*sigh*
Its a dick toy cartman, ima guy so i dont know the feeling but girls use it too simulate sex
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{{He's too young for you to be telling him these thigs >:U }}
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If it vibrates mabey it's one of Mistah Kitties old toys!
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Neh, its mahms! She got mad at meh when I asked
her what it was and sent meh to mah room. >__>
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I don't even know man!
Me an' Butters found a whole bunch of shit up in the attic!
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And your mom named the box toys? What the fuck It looks like a sausage! A big sausage.. Who wants to play with a sausage?
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I don't fucking know Craig!
But it like- vibrates an' stuff. Its kinda funny...
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A vibrating sausage? ... Wow.. Maybe you're supposed to put it one the floor.. And then it moves and "runs" around like those stupid mouse toys.
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Well, I dropped it on the floor an' all it did was
stay there. It didn't really do anehthing! An' its got these
weird bumps all over it.
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A bumpy sausage toy? What the fuck is this? Maybe it's some Japanese toy.. Maybe it's supposed to be a..... talking sausage? fuck I don't know. Did you ask your mom?
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Yeah! I asked her!
All she did was yell at meh and send me up to mah room.
I don't see what tha big fuss is about it!
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She sent you to your room? For playing with a sausage toy thing? damn it's her toy, she put it there... OH Wait! I might know what it is!
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Yeah- wait, yew do?!
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YEah! My aunt had something like that! And I found it, And she told me it was a special microphone for grown ups! She said they sing with it.
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Oh! Well...I guess that kinda makes sense..
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Yeah, And that's why your mom got angry! Because she didn't want you to touch her microphone :I
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Eh....well I guess that kinda makes sense..
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Well, If you have any better explanation, I'm all ears. *shrugs*
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Oh... dear... god. D:
Someone please bleach my eyes....
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