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Published: 2011-07-25 20:40:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 2609; Favourites: 44; Downloads: 3
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Description I have no reason to live.
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Comments: 29

swafer [2017-02-03 03:44:36 +0000 UTC]

Before you shot your head off, i have something to give you

*gives a cup of KFC gravy*

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FunnyFurryFox [2016-01-02 05:32:30 +0000 UTC]

No! Don't do it! ;A;

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MiNtEyE [2015-03-28 18:38:59 +0000 UTC]

*crys* Goddamn no! I have no reason to live without YOU! Please ;A;

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PurpleWolfArt [2013-05-26 18:26:54 +0000 UTC]

Dana: NOO Don't die Cartman!!

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cheese1722 [2012-08-01 07:02:54 +0000 UTC]

i agree with you eric...without KFC and cheesy poofs, and pretty much everything fatty...i wouldn't need a gun, i'd just drop dead.

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AskBEBE [2011-12-20 19:49:56 +0000 UTC]

A little dramatic, fatass, don't you think?

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trykitty7890 In reply to AskBEBE [2014-09-27 12:57:37 +0000 UTC]

He Ain't Fat, He's Big-Boned!

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AskBEBE In reply to trykitty7890 [2015-05-11 03:06:11 +0000 UTC]

Nooo.. he's definitely fat. Who are you, his mom?

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ThinkerFish123 In reply to AskBEBE [2012-07-23 06:41:27 +0000 UTC]

You would, Bebe!

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AskBEBE In reply to ThinkerFish123 [2012-07-23 07:12:25 +0000 UTC]

...
I would what? Kill myself? It's just some vegetables, what's the big deal?

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sdragonlol [2011-09-16 23:00:02 +0000 UTC]

*hugs you*
no!!! I WILL NOT LET U COMMIT SUICIDE!!!
*grabs a box full of cheesy poofs and KFC'S buckets*

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stylestalker [2011-08-03 22:26:18 +0000 UTC]

ERIC! Dammit!

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AskCartman In reply to stylestalker [2011-08-03 22:31:59 +0000 UTC]

; A ;

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stylestalker In reply to AskCartman [2011-08-03 22:38:55 +0000 UTC]

*grabs gun* dont... please?

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tacokona [2011-07-25 23:02:25 +0000 UTC]

*opens closet filled with all that crap you like* there now quit being suicidal =-=

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EmmaRoseDragon [2011-07-25 20:52:40 +0000 UTC]

NO CARTMAN D':

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AppleDanish [2011-07-25 20:51:25 +0000 UTC]

You can get your ass to Ohio. We have a bunch of KFCs still here. :U

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YentlYaoi [2011-07-25 20:44:31 +0000 UTC]

Aawh grabs random kfc bucket*
there ya go xD

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AskCartman In reply to YentlYaoi [2011-07-25 20:49:12 +0000 UTC]

= u = <3

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MissAngelFifi [2011-07-25 20:44:16 +0000 UTC]

Don't kill yourself!!! :C

You have so much to live for!!! Your too awesome to die... ;~;

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AskCartman In reply to MissAngelFifi [2011-07-25 20:50:01 +0000 UTC]

well I know i'm awesome, but i'm getting the fuck out of here if they
ever get rid of KFC.

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MissAngelFifi In reply to AskCartman [2011-07-25 20:54:11 +0000 UTC]

Well, I can find the recipe for the chicken
and I will make as much KFC for you as possible. >u<

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Diblet [2011-07-25 20:43:44 +0000 UTC]

AWW! dont do that you still have Kyle to pick on DONT DO IT CARTMAAANNN TT_TT *points to profile picture rapidly*

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AskCartman In reply to Diblet [2011-07-25 20:50:12 +0000 UTC]

...that is true.

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SpazzyPineapple101 [2011-07-25 20:43:12 +0000 UTC]

/pat pat/ its gonna be ok.

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AskCartman In reply to SpazzyPineapple101 [2011-07-25 20:50:19 +0000 UTC]

no. no its not.

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SpazzyPineapple101 In reply to AskCartman [2011-07-25 20:56:47 +0000 UTC]

do you need some kfc?

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AskCartman In reply to SpazzyPineapple101 [2011-07-25 21:41:05 +0000 UTC]

yes.

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ZombiezRock [2011-07-25 20:42:02 +0000 UTC]

Aww, don't be like that. D:

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