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AskCartman ♂️ [18426977] [2011-07-25 16:16:31 +0000 UTC] "Eric Cartman" (United States)

# Statistics

Favourites: 35; Deviations: 146; Watchers: 521

Watching: 44; Pageviews: 38729; Comments Made: 2868; Friends: 44

# About me

Hey Fags.
You already know who I am, and if not. Screw you.

Feel free to ask questions, i'm all ears.
Except for Kahl. he can just burn in hell.

# Comments

Comments: 1994

ColinKingsland [2018-11-12 12:43:38 +0000 UTC]

Hi cartman
My name is Colin and I was wondering if you would like to check out the artwork I make
Cause I really think that your show south park supporting
Autistic children is pretty kind and sweet
So would you like to check out my art

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Dusha-Haila [2018-07-02 09:00:15 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday to you , even if this account is dead and you will not see it

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AndreaGumball [2018-07-01 11:29:24 +0000 UTC]

happy birthday, even if this account is dead

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Dusha-Haila [2018-06-27 14:07:41 +0000 UTC]

Very cute profile picture, very pretty drawings, frankly I love the style. But two questions. Why does the Tumblr account not work ? Is there anyone who looks after this account ?

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swafer [2017-02-01 06:02:16 +0000 UTC]

I this account abandoned?

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doritogem1900 [2015-11-26 18:23:59 +0000 UTC]

What do you think of the band Fall Out Boy?

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kenedy421 [2015-11-08 00:25:44 +0000 UTC]

What if one day KYLE Called you jew? ( Lol I love that saying YALL JEW XD )

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Sakura-Leia-Kira [2015-08-18 22:56:36 +0000 UTC]

What do you think of eating disorders?

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RavenLacrimosa [2015-08-04 19:13:28 +0000 UTC]

(helllllo there, have a starter)

A girl with coffee mocha skin in a victorian black and absinthe green dress with matching ribbon walking down the hallway silently with her books looking around to go to her designated class until she bumped into you. "Hey dammit, watch where your going, man!?" She brushed off the unwanted touch off of her and mumbled under her breath. "Hmph, conformist freak..." walking to her designated class with only a sigh a straightening of her elizabethan rose choker. " Oh no, not him..." She knew she saw Eric Cartman. "Dammit all..."

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Epickitty1 [2015-07-26 22:53:39 +0000 UTC]

(( Bored, so have a starter ))
A boy with a yellow beanie walked down the sidewalk. He bumped into someone. " Hey! Watch it, I just got this jacket. " He angrily brushed off his brand new green jacket. There were still some dirt stains. " Just great. " He realized the kid was Eric Cartman. " And don't think i'm scared of you, either. " He added quickly.

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EpicTyphlosionTV [2015-07-08 08:54:43 +0000 UTC]

Yo, Cartman. When do you think that Kenny will swap out that god damned parka for something else?

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catsrulemyentirelife [2015-05-12 00:37:38 +0000 UTC]

(Oh my gawsh! Your profile pic on this account is so cute! >w< You have cute taste! >w<)

Kyle: *I tilt my head slightly.* S'up fatass?

(Rp starter. :3)

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MiNtEyE [2015-03-30 18:28:33 +0000 UTC]

Hi Eric :3 <3
What would you do if Kyle says, that he loves you?

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LeanneCry45 [2015-02-26 15:12:55 +0000 UTC]

That Profile Picture is Kawaii QwQ Anyways Hi!Β 

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IHeartKyleB [2014-09-20 02:48:27 +0000 UTC]

Dear his majesty Eric Cartman,
Who is The Coon?

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BabySenpai [2014-07-09 17:41:16 +0000 UTC]

Dare you to kiss Kat. 'Cause no one can.

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bestpicturesever [2014-07-01 17:22:28 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday!! *gives him a present*

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coolcats88 [2014-07-01 12:56:00 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday, Eric!Β 

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Kjamesc [2014-07-01 03:58:23 +0000 UTC]

Happy birthday fat boy

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Fizzy2011 [2014-06-30 09:41:25 +0000 UTC]

Happy Birthday!
Heres a Link for you!
happybirthdaysite

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Omega-Flowers [2014-06-25 19:21:09 +0000 UTC]

Happy early birthday, yo

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candle-gay [2014-06-12 12:13:30 +0000 UTC]

found u.

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billcipherGF [2014-06-02 19:48:53 +0000 UTC]

hey cartman why are your boobs bigger then your mom`s?

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Nice-And-Bitter In reply to billcipherGF [2014-06-26 00:40:03 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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billcipherGF In reply to Nice-And-Bitter [2014-06-26 10:25:54 +0000 UTC]

:3

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crossevans1 In reply to billcipherGF [2014-06-20 13:24:46 +0000 UTC]

haha

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billcipherGF In reply to crossevans1 [2014-06-20 15:09:16 +0000 UTC]

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dragonjule [2014-04-30 07:16:25 +0000 UTC]

hay cartman do you go to dark wood circus?

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SM00THlES [2014-04-27 20:55:12 +0000 UTC]

Dear Cartman,

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb3IMT…

I bet you would like this song~ but skip to like 1:15..

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BluePurpleBadger [2014-03-30 00:32:54 +0000 UTC]

Why do you hate the jews?

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ASKDukeStevenson [2014-02-17 04:13:21 +0000 UTC]

Hey I'm Duke! Yours?

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lashdragon [2014-02-16 05:46:02 +0000 UTC]

Have you been to see a psychiatrist?

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legoland5254 [2014-01-25 00:28:52 +0000 UTC]

what do you want to do when you grow up?

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Barricade9-1-1 [2014-01-08 11:07:26 +0000 UTC]

what will youΒ do Β if youΒ saw a giantΒ KFC bucket Β full of KFC chicken?

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AskKennyMcCormick69 [2013-12-27 22:33:17 +0000 UTC]

* sees Cartman but try's to quickly walk away, none of the other boys being there made him kind of nervous*Β 

Don't look him in the eyes, don't look him in the eyes. * says quietly, not trying to do so. *

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KowaiSenpai [2013-12-06 05:27:06 +0000 UTC]

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AskCartman In reply to KowaiSenpai [2013-12-08 03:42:35 +0000 UTC]

[[....what exactly am I posting??]]

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KowaiSenpai In reply to AskCartman [2013-12-08 20:37:08 +0000 UTC]

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AskCartman In reply to KowaiSenpai [2013-12-16 12:03:37 +0000 UTC]

[[ you mean on my own dA?? ]]

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KowaiSenpai In reply to AskCartman [2013-12-16 12:22:19 +0000 UTC]

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AskCartman In reply to KowaiSenpai [2013-12-18 20:46:26 +0000 UTC]

[[ oh lmao, wouldn't it be more suiting to say that on my main account then? xP ]]

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KowaiSenpai In reply to AskCartman [2013-12-24 19:32:42 +0000 UTC]

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AskLiza1 [2013-11-26 00:31:10 +0000 UTC]

u-uh...h-h-hi


(sorry I wrote the other wrong XD)

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AskCartman In reply to AskLiza1 [2013-12-06 05:16:49 +0000 UTC]

Are yew okay?? Yew can't even talk right half the time, do yew need a doctor or something?

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AskLiza1 In reply to AskCartman [2013-12-06 11:00:33 +0000 UTC]

*blushes a lot* u-uh... *coughs*

i...i'm f-fine ^//v//^ *blushes*

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AskCartman In reply to AskLiza1 [2013-12-08 03:42:43 +0000 UTC]

okay

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AskLiza1 In reply to AskCartman [2013-12-08 21:40:18 +0000 UTC]

*smiles blushing* so...uh,er.. h-how are you? ^//v//^

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AskLiza1 [2013-11-26 00:25:29 +0000 UTC]

u-uh...h-h-hi :icoinshysawakoplz:

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MonochromeRaver [2013-11-23 02:24:57 +0000 UTC]

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AskCartman In reply to MonochromeRaver [2013-11-25 23:38:03 +0000 UTC]

[[ aha i'm sorry, Tumblr has me glued onto it. Not much really happens around here. ]]

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