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Quotes #10 | βWe live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the policeβAfter a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...
New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]
The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]
About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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Comments: 194
True in most cases except my Husband is a police officer lol.
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Very true. I called 911 once. It took them 40 minutes. FORTY.
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That's why we have the second amendment.Β
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Of course, because it's better to be attacked by armed assailants who have plenty of time to get away with shooting you in 5 seconds than punching you for 10 minutes until you lose consciousness. Because we all know you're not going to have time to point YOUR weapon which isn't ready at your assailant.
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So true... it's sad.
Police aren't for stopping crime, they're for cleaning up the mess left over.
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i hate how correct that quote is.
Fuck you America
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Nice to know I'll Have time to eat before I run
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Solution: have 911 redirect to the nearest pizzeria.
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It's so sad ;~;
like pizza's gonna save our life.
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OMG I LAUGH MY HEAD OFF CAUSE THE QOUTES U MAKE ARE HILARIOUS SERIOUSLY DUDE MAKE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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true, but thats because i live nearby an pizzahut
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I live in the hood', the pizzamen con you of their money, and the police show up to your house a week later than planned...that's life for me.
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exactly. maybe the pizza people should be armed now. they'll have 2 jobs in one
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That's why my phone stays in the jack. I call on Mr. 10mm instead.
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This is true. (I know first hand XD)
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Seeing as their is a place for typography/text-based imagery, I can't see why people have a problem with these. Plus, it's funny. Screw them.
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There was a series of radio commercials for a sandwich shop (Jimmy John's) where the owner of a burning house ordered a bunch of sandwiches and got the delivery drivers to help him put out the fire before the firemen arrived (then gave the firemen the sandwiches).
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We also live in a society where you want Pizza more often than the Police.
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Depends where you live.
Also, make your own quotes. If you have something interesting to say, then say it. Make up your own font. Use some styling.
Typography is much more than just text.
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For us Americans, anyway, not too sure about how Europe's doing...
... ^^|||
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"I got many complaints about how 'this shit doesn't belong here on DA...' "
Good. I've seen this quote like a million times in the past year. It doesn't need to be re-posted any more.
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So, let me get this straight... in essence what you're asking for is to live in a police state?! Because what I totally want is for armed police to be able to get to me, in any given area, in half an hour or less... if not can I have my freedom back?
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Actually it never explicitly states whether this is good or bad. Besides, the quote is most likely talking about when you are in trouble and want the police to save you, in which case thirty minutes gives the armed gunman or crazed serial killer plenty of time to kill, maim, assault, or rob you. An effective police force is not the only requirement to make a government a police state.
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Huh? What?
... Huh?
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