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zortharg [19350932] [2011-10-09 04:10:56 +0000 UTC] (Unknown)

# Statistics

Favourites: 18; Deviations: 45; Watchers: 1

Watching: 9; Pageviews: 6082; Comments Made: 729; Friends: 9

# Interests

Favorite movies: Donnie Darko, Remo Williams The Adventure Begins
Favorite TV shows: Fullmetal Alchemist 2k3, Monthy Python's Flying Circus
Favorite books: Practical Demonkeeping, any of the Calvin and Hobbes books
Favorite writers: Bill Watterson
Favorite games: Ascendancy, Doom, No Time To Explain
Tools of the Trade: Matlab

# About me

One Christmas, billions of Christmasses ago, or perhaps it was Martin Luther King Jr. day, the universe made a hiccup of sorts, something that should not be, and thus was my beginnings. Nothing has ever been right since then.

# Comments

Comments: 15

beamdump [2020-06-27 08:47:14 +0000 UTC]

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penguin-willy [2015-05-03 10:46:05 +0000 UTC]

sometimes i fuck my dog when im lonely

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MelodyGlow In reply to penguin-willy [2015-12-30 03:19:34 +0000 UTC]

uh huh

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zortharg [2014-06-23 17:48:12 +0000 UTC]

Ok, I am through with deviantart. This message is just there in case anyone looks at this profile for some reason. My antivirus software just told me it blocked an attempted virus infection and the only thing it could have been was deviantart. I JUST cleared my cookies and I just ran malwarebytes antimalware right before. So deviantart WAS the source.

Deviantart, I am sick of your stupid video ads that come up on half the things I bring up. I get it, you're a whore and you sell out everything and want to get the maximum amount of money possible from selling ads and so you get more money from selling video ads. And loading SCRIPTS that people pay you to put up. And apparently that includes viral software. Well you know what? That makes you an attack site. And going here is not worth getting a nasty virus. Just being here is like constantly playing Russian roulette and we're through. End of story. Anyone reading this, this message is for your education too, you may not have known where you got that last virus, or maybe you've gotten lucky so far. But this is just to educate you that deviantart could very well have been where, and you're taking a risk every time you go here.

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radiumlowi [2014-06-20 07:56:07 +0000 UTC]

Another chemistry nerd here!! But I'm for the radioactive side, obviously judging from the name

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zortharg In reply to radiumlowi [2014-06-20 17:01:49 +0000 UTC]

Ahh yes. There certainly is some appeal to nuclear chemistry, hard to be impressed with the chemistry that emerges from interactions among electrons after contemplating nuclear changes. Did you know that the only "stable" isotope of bismuth was recently observed to be radioactive, though with a half-life of over 10^19 years? Back when I was a kid, they said that bismuth was the last stable element, but now officially I guess lead is. Of course, that's not true either, you can be sure it's radioactive too, just with an even longer half-life. Everything tends toward iron-56, and deeply enough into the cosmological future of the universe, that's all there will be, the lighter elements will actually combine from spontaneous fusion (it happens at room temperature, just very, very, very slowly) and the heavier ones will decay to it after enough time by conventional radioactivity.

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radiumlowi In reply to zortharg [2014-06-20 23:16:52 +0000 UTC]

Bismuth will be included in my series as a supporting hero. She has tons of tattoos and her hair has dyed from light brown to rainbow. She is a young Czech girl whose closest to polonium and uranium (the current and former leaders of the department, uranium is to clumsy to do so) In the storyline, it starts from all radioactive elements entered to the same high school. In which polonium has the best school results, having maths and chemistry close to full marks. Mind you she can be rather stubborn, strong willed and serious; she'll show her sweet side later on and become very loyal on friendship with other elements

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zortharg In reply to radiumlowi [2014-06-21 02:02:18 +0000 UTC]

If you look at some of those other channels full of anthropomorphizations of the elements, like BakerChemi, they have a kind of good template for bismuth I think, a girl with really tacky hair that looks very much like bismuth crystals with the coloration of its oxide layer. But call me an incurable cynic, but I'm under the impression that some of them should NOT be *cute* - particularly the flagrantly radioactive ones, they ought to be zombies actually. Think about it.... they DECAY. Get it?

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radiumlowi In reply to zortharg [2014-06-21 04:58:53 +0000 UTC]

I'm more focused on the characterisation of the characters. In my series, there will be many scenes involving flash backs and secrets about them. Uranium had a tragic betrayal few years before the current timeline, owing to jealousy among actinides.(no spoilers) Another side want to cover is even the elements are among the top 118heroes, they're merely fragile teenagers hoping to express themselves. Actinium is an acclaimed neutron tracer working in an elite department, he's a tall(190cm) muscular punk ; he does cry easily and suffers from ridiculously high expectations from others. More or less dark humour in style for my series.

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BakerChemi [2014-06-14 04:04:51 +0000 UTC]

Thx 4 joining my Periodic Table Chemikaze! group!



I really appreciate it!

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zortharg In reply to BakerChemi [2014-06-14 14:21:12 +0000 UTC]

M'okay. Though WHY you appreciate it, why you would want an old troll like me to join your group in the first place, what you get out of it and why you're thanking me, is a mystery.

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BakerChemi In reply to zortharg [2014-06-14 17:26:51 +0000 UTC]

Oh, well, I invited you to join because I thought maybe you'd be interested in supporting my series, since you're a chem nerd.Β  But if you're not interested in my series, then you can just leave the group if you want.

(Oh, and also, regarding the character ideas you had for osmium and iridium....you can make your own periodic series with your own characters if you want to.Β  There are many people in DA who have made their own periodic series.)

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Lady-Compassion [2014-05-24 04:47:01 +0000 UTC]

Hello again...stopping by to say Hi

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zortharg In reply to Lady-Compassion [2014-06-03 03:05:53 +0000 UTC]

Ok. Thanks I guess. When the artificial intelligence I am creating takes over the world and establishes me as the unopposed ruler-god and I crush the status quo industrial paradigm and replace it with my own machinations, I shall show you mercy. You know. If I know who you are. Just tell me you were the one who left me a comment on my deviantart page when that happens, and I'll know who you are.

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Lady-Compassion In reply to zortharg [2014-06-03 18:50:27 +0000 UTC]

It's me here O Great Celestial One.....long may you reignΒ  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β 

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