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Published: 2012-11-11 21:24:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 23498; Favourites: 2073; Downloads: 897
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Quotes #10 | βWe live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the policeβAfter a couple "off" weeks I'm back with a new Quotes. I got an order from a friend for more then a hundred new stickers with funny quotes on it. I changed the background, font and size from previous design. Since I got many complains how "this sh*t doesn't belong here on DA" I probably won't upload all of them, but I will post a link where you can see them...
New collection:
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]
The old "finished" collection
DA: [link]
Facebook: [link]
About the quotes:
1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless it's stated otherwise);
2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;
3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;
4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;
5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;
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That's okay to me. I don't want no police home.
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I'm willing to bet that most of the people commenting on how true this is have never actually called the police a single time in their lives. It's easy to agree with something like this when you've never had to test it.
Like some others have said, police have a lot more to worry about than what toppings you want on your grease-pie.
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Exactly what I was just thinking.
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I have had to test it. After an attempted burglary the cops got to my house roughly 30 minutes after being called. Not bad, considering there was really nothing they could do at that point, though I sometimes wonder if they couldn't have caught the guy if they'd gotten there a bit sooner since he took off on foot. Still faster than most pizza places, though.
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Admittedly, there ARE some cops that don't do much and then the rest of their team suffers a bad public image, but people really should be thankful there's someone to call during an emergency at all...
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Yes and you are also right. There are some, but they are not even the majority. We have to have a number of tickets issued by the end of the month and number of what we call 'stop cards' so its not like they are completely useless.
Haha, usually the people that bitch about the police are the first ones crying when they don't show up fast enough.
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Or the people complaining are the ones calling in for a dumb reason like their cat is up a tree or their neighbor is being too loud. 
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I berieve that perhaps there are more people working at a pizza place that don't have so hard of tasks to deal with an/or as many people to attend to as a police or rescue units have to. Cops cost money, delivery guys don't. Their job at one dispute can take hours, a pizza guy 30 mins or less. Cops have to save lives, pizza guys have to collect change.
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If I could fave a comment, The favorite button would be demolished by the time I would be done with this favoriting session.
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O reary now? If you enjoy the way I type the words and respond to things theeeeeen...perhaps you should just add me to your dev watch.
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Haha okay!
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Well at least the policeman knows who did it then.
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It's true. The only time I ever had to call the police they didn't show up for 4 hours. Though I imagine there's more pizza delivery people then there are police.
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well... food was always more important than feeling safe 
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That's why I have a gun. Much faster than the police.
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HAHAHAHAHA i saw this on the front page and i burst out laughing XD.
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gosh 
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This is sooo true....And so scary when you think about it. Especially if you live in NYC like me lol......
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So true regardless of your state! XD
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THAT is VERY true. Nice statement
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Haha very true, and like your new design for the background.
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Having the pizza is probably going to be a more satisfactory experience too!
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So in case of emergency call the pizza service!
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Keep a fresh box of donuts around and problem solved
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What if the delivery men are the police?
(ohgodsnowcrash)
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Would you mind if I used this in graphics designed to promote self-defense to women?
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why is that a bad thing? if pizza arrived at your house AFTER the police, there would be a lot more crime, at least on my part... never get in the way of a little, starving, mexican artist and his pizza.
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The average police department has more to worry about than the average pizzeria.
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Uhh
I dunno, I've had some pretty late pizzamen.
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The chaser, an awesome show in my country, did a test to see how long it would take to get into a hospital.
In the time they were waiting they managed to order in a pizza, a morgage broker and a gorillagram.
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Truer words could never be spoken!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SO.FUCKING.TRUE. that it's sad...
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Except when the police comes for the pizza...
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a sad but tasty truth, now im hungry, thank you
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