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Published: 2012-09-09 21:04:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 18501; Favourites: 1682; Downloads: 744
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I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.
Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care...
I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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Comments: 145
More true than most are willing to admit. On the other hand, all(!!) of us screw up sometimes in our use of grammar, so....Ā
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Im done learning english XD im finally finished with school! X'D i can more than enough
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Capitalization: The difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
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I love you so much xDDD
that made me lol so hard!
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awww, thank you!!!
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The difference between:
"Go help your Uncle jack off a horse."
"Go help your Uncle Jack, off a horse."
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It's the difference between
"Let's eat, Grandpa!"
and
"Let's eat Grandpa!"
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OMG so many people mistake that!! it is so annoying!! learn YOUR grammar people
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GRAMMER
Let's go to eat, grandma!
Let's go to eat grandma!
YOU GOTTA USE IT. xDDDD
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Funny.
I did something similar a while back:
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Commas:
The Giant Asian Panda eats shoots and leaves.
The Giant Asian panda eats, shoots and leaves.
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Also knowing the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping you uncle jack off a horse lol
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HHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD XD XD XD
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First glance: Huh wut, I don't get it...
-_-'
Second glance: huh... Oh... Ooooohhhhhhhhhh..... OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Hahahahahaha!!! This is genius! XD
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Capitalisation: The difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack of a horse.
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Sadly, I can't claim ownership of it. But yeah, I bust this out every time I come across something like this XD
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I prefer to fav actual art but for this I'm proud to fav it.
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Brilliant.
I take pride in using the English language correctly. Language is the key to intelligence and communication.
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Congratulations, I laughed out loud. Very, very nice! And so true, it's not even funny. Why people don't get these simple differences in their heads (they're and their being another one of those), I really don't understand! Loving this!
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HAHHHHHAAAAA!!! xD I loled when I read this.
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I'm not a grammar nazi, heck I'm not even capable of speaking english fluently, but it's a bit unnerving when you see all of those spelling and grammar errors. The worse about it all is that people start the hate and shouting at you when you try to correct them 
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