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Published: 2012-08-26 14:28:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 25479; Favourites: 1608; Downloads: 333
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Description I do not own any of the quotes in my collection. Most of them were found on the web and I only pick the best out of them. I made these (800x600) images, to print out little entertaining stickers, with minimalistic approach - that's why there is no background.

Because of huge positive feedback among my friends I uploaded them to various sites and here on DA they quickly became huge "hit". I do not consider this as art, but I get more and more requests everyday so I will keep uploading them.

Some of them are just pure fun, some racist or sexually offensive, maybe both, and occasionally with really poor grammar, for which I deeply apologize - please correct me! I will do my best. My intention here is just to make you smile, and nothing more. Hope you like them, but if you don't I don't care...

I don't have anything against sharing them, you can use it where you want, whenever you want. The only "copyright" here is the whole collection, not the single quotes. Enjoy!
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Comments: 64

Oomizo [2014-04-14 15:47:53 +0000 UTC]

Yes!!!! Genius my friend!

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Notebook0601 [2013-12-18 02:27:35 +0000 UTC]

awesome!!!

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Midn1ghtcat [2013-11-08 11:55:51 +0000 UTC]

Nobody pays attention to the warning labels

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TuxSonic [2013-07-30 00:41:44 +0000 UTC]

Lol XD

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sklaera [2013-06-27 18:10:56 +0000 UTC]

hahhha, this made me laugh, it's great

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kyzalon [2013-06-12 21:07:35 +0000 UTC]

I'm gonna enjoy this . . . .

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DemonInATree [2013-05-05 16:30:08 +0000 UTC]

PFFT! XD

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MayaAnneka [2013-02-04 00:23:05 +0000 UTC]

Yes! Overpopulation? Problem solved.

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CASEwazLYIN [2013-02-03 20:52:25 +0000 UTC]

THANK YOU...

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PyrianAssassin [2012-12-27 16:15:43 +0000 UTC]

IKR?!

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StalkerForHire04 [2012-12-19 01:42:01 +0000 UTC]

Ha!

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desdemona16 [2012-11-27 19:16:03 +0000 UTC]

Darwinism!!

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OtherworldyFauna In reply to desdemona16 [2013-02-03 23:48:45 +0000 UTC]

yessss~

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Wolf-Ninja001 [2012-11-18 12:43:46 +0000 UTC]

hehehe.

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moonmystery [2012-11-12 01:24:26 +0000 UTC]

LOL yup. Good one. I agree.

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Dunedain-Dude [2012-11-04 20:47:21 +0000 UTC]

Finally someone gets it!!!!

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DragonlordRynn [2012-10-13 18:34:12 +0000 UTC]

My Favorite Quote

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ShinRedDear [2012-10-02 03:29:32 +0000 UTC]

I think this one is from George Carlin. Good one indeed !

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dugbud62 [2012-09-27 01:37:56 +0000 UTC]

Good one

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Amducious-666 [2012-09-18 23:42:32 +0000 UTC]

mah haha!

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Dimitian [2012-09-13 06:48:30 +0000 UTC]

DO IT!

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NecraX [2012-09-05 04:09:59 +0000 UTC]

The population would decrease dramatically.

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JohntheMurray [2012-09-05 03:38:46 +0000 UTC]

I'd die ...

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SerenaVampire734 [2012-09-05 02:18:57 +0000 UTC]

Freakin' hilarious!

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Hinata1313 [2012-09-04 23:27:47 +0000 UTC]

definitely worth a try, idiots multiply much faster than intelligent people...

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shoofli [2012-09-02 16:39:02 +0000 UTC]

dur hur o3o

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Headphone4clock [2012-09-02 14:49:24 +0000 UTC]

this is my favorite quote of all time

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nikicasp [2012-09-02 02:37:45 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, let evolution do its job again!

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serget2 [2012-09-01 22:05:53 +0000 UTC]

You can leave the warning labels, stupid people don't (or can't) read them anyway.

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Bad--Wolf--Bay [2012-08-31 00:24:00 +0000 UTC]

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XLR8OR1344 [2012-08-29 23:03:47 +0000 UTC]

smart

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scottsouth [2012-08-29 10:23:37 +0000 UTC]

A lot of dead babies.

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Withered-Angel [2012-08-28 01:15:28 +0000 UTC]

Count me in.

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shoofli [2012-08-27 22:10:18 +0000 UTC]

i still dunt get it o3o i dont read warning labels anyway (\^^/)

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augumon05 In reply to shoofli [2012-09-02 02:48:15 +0000 UTC]

start reading those labels or you might not stay alive much longer.

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API-Beast [2012-08-27 13:19:44 +0000 UTC]

They put the warning labels on there so the stupid people can't sue them.

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Zalcoti [2012-08-27 03:45:53 +0000 UTC]

And a whole lot of lawsuits.

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p4rtOFthePr0blem [2012-08-27 02:44:49 +0000 UTC]

Yes, this is what I like to call "natural selection".

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Absolette [2012-08-27 01:16:14 +0000 UTC]

random fact but warning labels must be put on an object because someone was injured by it... and my chainsaw has a warning label that says "Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with testicles" ... -_-

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ElusiveDreams07 In reply to Absolette [2012-09-05 01:51:59 +0000 UTC]

When I started reading the warning label, I thought you was going to say "Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with hands." But that's certainly creative of whoever caused that label to be written. I would never think to stop a violent apparatus with my groin.

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Absolette In reply to ElusiveDreams07 [2012-09-10 23:17:40 +0000 UTC]

Yeah Im sure he got a Darwin award for that...

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ElusiveDreams07 In reply to Absolette [2012-09-18 02:29:03 +0000 UTC]

I meant to write "I thought you were going to say" not "was." I promise I understand basic grammar!

And yeah he probably did. How embarrassing would it be to explain to people that your friend or relative died trying to stop a chainsaw with his testicles?

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Absolette In reply to ElusiveDreams07 [2012-09-23 01:43:33 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god I would lie like a mother and say he died after saving an orphanage from a fire lol

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heaven-is-lonely [2012-08-27 00:15:50 +0000 UTC]

Warning labels are useless even now because people ignore them sometimes...

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kurohanefuyu [2012-08-27 00:02:08 +0000 UTC]

XD That's the Best!

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firestar1317 [2012-08-26 23:38:00 +0000 UTC]

Such a good idea.

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GustyValley [2012-08-26 19:49:18 +0000 UTC]

Words to live by, right there~ XD

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Torino0101 [2012-08-26 19:21:16 +0000 UTC]

Genius!

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walkersystem [2012-08-26 19:14:01 +0000 UTC]

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bakagohome [2012-08-26 19:09:07 +0000 UTC]

XDXDXD took me a sec to get it. We should do that.

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