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ProZaliu [2016-06-26 19:14:17 +0000 UTC]
Angry Birds someone?
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MadilynGreene [2013-09-13 14:39:13 +0000 UTC]
i wanna be a Bird!
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mourningwake-press [2013-07-05 20:12:43 +0000 UTC]
Yes, yes, a thousand times YES.
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MoonLeadress [2013-06-30 09:02:44 +0000 UTC]
LMFAOXDXD
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Yukaharu [2013-01-28 00:34:51 +0000 UTC]
Ah! It reminds me of Father Cat in Azumanga Daioh! Darn it, now I can't read it without the terrible engrish accent XD
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WolfOfTheMoons [2012-12-15 03:24:11 +0000 UTC]
i love this so much XD
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rosetheeevee12 [2012-10-17 20:09:55 +0000 UTC]
...I had a dream like this once...
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DarkAssassin19 [2012-09-29 04:53:08 +0000 UTC]
HAHA!~
I literally wish. XD
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ToadisRules [2012-09-25 23:58:19 +0000 UTC]
indeed
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SoraMystic [2012-09-05 20:00:57 +0000 UTC]
so true~!
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Urasiade [2012-09-02 03:22:16 +0000 UTC]
YUSH
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hevana [2012-08-31 20:11:22 +0000 UTC]
i know how u feel
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midori44 [2012-08-30 12:24:05 +0000 UTC]
dont we all sometimes...
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NightmareCat67 [2012-08-27 17:54:58 +0000 UTC]
Holy shiet, best quotes ever β€
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cynthiacxli [2012-08-27 15:01:10 +0000 UTC]
tumblr this!
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Rommie05 [2012-08-27 05:06:09 +0000 UTC]
hmmm, no comment.....chuckle chuckle
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ArcticTempest [2012-08-27 03:45:43 +0000 UTC]
so true...
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artemis1031 [2012-08-27 03:43:07 +0000 UTC]
i do too
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Nefeltari [2012-08-27 03:36:17 +0000 UTC]
Nice!!!!
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jkuhl [2012-08-27 03:10:49 +0000 UTC]
That's hilarious
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Nxay [2012-08-27 02:57:25 +0000 UTC]
Best one yet
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marziyyih [2012-08-27 02:52:31 +0000 UTC]
Ahahaha
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Reily96 [2012-08-27 02:51:16 +0000 UTC]
Ohoho, you see, since I have a bird, I get him to shit on people for me... More accurately, I scrub his poop off of surfaces with my horrible sister's toothbrush. Ohohoho~
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woggery [2012-08-27 02:48:03 +0000 UTC]
I remember reading this in George Carlin's book Napalm and Silly Putty
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Alpner In reply to woggery [2012-08-27 05:31:12 +0000 UTC]
RIP George. He was a great man.
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woggery In reply to Alpner [2012-08-28 00:45:52 +0000 UTC]
Aye, that he was. I was glad that I did get to see him at least once. Even though I knew a lot of his routines it was a tremendous show nevertheless.
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Alpner In reply to woggery [2012-08-28 05:45:31 +0000 UTC]
I envy you.
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uchiha-hinata [2012-08-27 02:46:37 +0000 UTC]
Lmfao don't we all!
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Thiendrah [2012-08-27 02:34:40 +0000 UTC]
Thank you for saying what I was thinking!
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abbeyghail [2012-08-27 02:11:43 +0000 UTC]
haha, good one.
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InkWitchArts [2012-08-27 01:25:43 +0000 UTC]
XD You can do it. By putting laxative in chips on a beach! (joke apart, it's not really cool for the gulls)
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JeseniaVLopez [2012-08-27 01:20:06 +0000 UTC]
Don't we all?
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pepikaboo [2012-08-27 01:08:36 +0000 UTC]
ahaha i know the feeling
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Ryoki92 [2012-08-27 00:26:34 +0000 UTC]
True. Who doesnΒ΄t want to do this at one point? xD
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MomotsukiNezumi [2012-08-27 00:01:12 +0000 UTC]
Yes. Just, yes XD
This is the single most awesome thing I've seen in weeks. I wish they had this quote on a tee-shirt or something, I would buy it and wear it everywhere.
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annazombie1334 [2012-08-26 23:17:44 +0000 UTC]
i was drinking a sip of tea as i saw this...
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harumikanaka [2012-08-26 23:14:44 +0000 UTC]
This made my day.
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Mephitinae [2012-08-26 22:39:48 +0000 UTC]
Or, you could start a religion that requires you to shit on people's heads. Then anyone who retaliates is guilty of "religious intolerance".
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