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ZlayaHozyayka — Leave Twilight Alone
Published: 2009-05-09 12:49:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 10626; Favourites: 129; Downloads: 85
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THIS IS A TWILIGHT PARODY. Bashings from Twilight fans will not be tolerated. Said comments shall be forwarded to [link]I did this a loooong way back. Something from Chris Crocker's 'Leave Britney Alone' vid.
As for the cute (?) characters, I'll introduce them to you some point later. The mismatched eyes and the albinism are intentional, because I love albinos (especially Silas and Bran <3) and heterochromia.
I have the Twilight font, yes. And why? Because I hate Twilight and I love making parodies of Twilight.
I don't own Chris Crocker's vid and Twilight. My OCs are mine, though, so don't claim them!!
Posted while listening to Los by Rammstein
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i tried to watch the movie, i really did... but after the first "edward oh edward i love you soo much i don't care if you a vampire, you still hot" scene... my brain blocked everything else... like it was trying to protect me from something awful, i saw some cool scenes tough, like when bella was almost ran over by a van, that was soo cool except the part when the car was stopped by the "vampire" guy
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... I wanted to try twilight once... But then I realised that I don't want to die yet.
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twilight sucks!! >.<
is boring, has no plot, is redictable and can somebody tell me in what freaking world a girl tried to suicide just to hear his boyfriend voice?
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To All Twilight Fans: I may have been interested in giving the books a try IF I didn't have to face all of your obsessive bull. Now, I'm on the side of the Anti-Twitards.
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I have read the twilight books and hated every moment. They Re watery and have no plot. I have read babies books with more story line than that. All it is about is Edward and Bella's relationship with a few vampire scares thrown in. Come on, it's bad and people mak fun of Edward cause the whole sparkling thing is HILAROUS!! Peopl who like twilight have obviously never read good books like Eragon or Harry potter ect.
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never seen it
what i heard its basicly "perfect guy falls in love with plain boreing girl"
kinda explains why lonely girls like it
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Hey hey hey! 
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You may try to search for it in Deviantart. I used to get it from a fan site, but they had it removed for copyright reasons.
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Thanks, I'll have to try that.
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I love twilight but I am not a Twitard like that girl in the comic. I like good parody and have nothing against your comic but both the twilight loving side and twilight hating side should learn to be more tolerant to each other. Where the hell is the arguing going to get us all to?
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Well, I'm not saying that all Twilight fans are all like that. I respect everyone, but sometimes there are those fans on the extreme side that are simply unbearable. Those are the ones I have a grudge against.
Even if I admit that my argument is fallacious and therefore invalid ,this is only a parody of the whole 'Leave Britney Alone' and the kind of fan that I strongly dislike, and therefore this shouldn't be taken seriously.
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It's ok then.
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i love the twilight books, in fact so do most people, its the movie we cant stand. it was horrible and mutilated the original plot of the book.
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This sounds eerily like my insane, former friend Twitard hallmate. Expect when she said she hated me because I didn't like the book after I knew her for 3 years.
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That poor blue eye and brown eye girl, her sister posting a fail video.
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i was worried for a moment you were going to defend the sparkle fairy and his depressing girl... my sister is a twilighter...
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I'm a total twilight fan, but this made me laugh soooooo hard. I love it. xD Favorite for sure!
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Thank you very much!
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Hilarious!
Soon we'll have a fangirl in Youtube crying out "Leave Edward and his body glitter alone!!"
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Now that would be creepy.
*hides*
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I'm trying not to laugh. Seriously I kind of like Twilight but even I can't help finding this funny. lol
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Well, it is, in essence, a parody (of two things at once), so anyone can join in the fun.
Thanks~
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I seriously want to punch that little brat with pigtails. She's a weakling like the vast majority of those fans.
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wow you scared me there, I thought you were serious in the first few panels. high five dude!
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gasp! yay Silas!
My mom was all "he's a creepy weirdo"
and I was like "NO! HE'S GOOD! He was doing what he thought was right! SOB!"
heheh
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FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!! THAT REMINDS ME SO MUCH OF THAT GUY THAT KEEPS WHINING BOUT BRITTINEY SPEARS! LOL
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You are a fucking genius. I shall give you all my respect!
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i agree that twilight is a plotless pile of crud with crapy characters, but there ARE myths about vampires sparkling before SM
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wow. im obsessed and i could talk about twilight for hours. i could restate the books perfectly...yet...i dont hate my boyfriends for not being edward...but i am in love with jacob black (mostly cuz taylor plays him)im a twi hard and also not...cuz i dont freak if you dont like the book. i gasp but thats it.
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Do some people really talk like that about twilight?
I don't have much problem with it...Ok, scratch that, I do.
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I think those 'some people' are more like this -- [link]
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There's a problem with the video.
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what is the problem?
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It keeps saying there's something wrong with this thing called the URL.
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is it about an outgoing link or something?
*send me a note or something*
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You know what, nevermind.
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love it exactly the messege people are trying to show lol
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I do enjoy reading Twilight, but these type of fan girls you speak of do my head in!
Thnx for the parody ^^
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