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Published: 2009-05-12 06:53:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 7346; Favourites: 117; Downloads: 38
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Description Well, it does seem similar to 's DN comics, but I'm saying it now, that I am not trying to imitate her in any way possible.

This picture is purely anti-Twilight, like all my other works.

Ha-ha, Möbius strips . ha-ha.

BTW, the red dots on the pictures mean that she's using a laser pointer, and the purple text are just my comments, therefore are not part of the picture slideshow.

So, yeah, you already know Roro-chan. Well, I'll introduce her properly later.

Don't own Twilight. No interest in it.
Why? cause it sucks

Done while listening to:
Devil's Trill - Vanessa Mae rendition
Polchasa bez tebya-2: Vremya isteklo! - t.A.T.u. + Rammstein Muffin mix
Herzeleid - Rammstein
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Comments: 61

killerninja123 [2013-09-25 02:26:46 +0000 UTC]

You should compare to Twilight to the Chronicles of Vladimir Todd.

 

Vlad is a vampire, but he's not like Edward. He's a half vampire who has to wear sunblock because his skin can be affected by the sun and he has blood cravings too. His guardian, Nelly, who works in the hospital has to give him blood bags in his human food. At school, he gets bullied and he's known as an emo guy. He likes a popular girl and he has a funny and sarcastic best friend, and if any other full vampires knows about his existence, he's dead meat! He's not supposed to be born. Even vampire slayers are after him too! Tough luck, huh?

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kennydied911 [2012-10-29 01:41:19 +0000 UTC]

How could Artemis Fowl even be compared to Twilight?!

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Asari-are-hot [2012-02-19 03:59:13 +0000 UTC]

I sometimes wonder how such a horrible book like the Twilight “saga” got so popular.

I wish someone could hijack the production of the Breaking Dawn part 2 movie and have the Imperium from Justice League Secret Origins invaded the world of Twilight… and kill THEM ALL!
I bet Twilight world would fall within 24 hours.

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mashit13 [2011-07-03 15:50:01 +0000 UTC]

lols, good tutorial! Wonder if mayer had a simular one when she wrote twilight.
Love the random artemis fowl ref. Though it was originally a pretty good seriese it kind of miandered off into the 'twilight zone' (scary and confusing like the show and as compleatly unoriginal as the book). I think Artemis has literaly gone insane now.

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SinIxto [2011-02-01 01:05:34 +0000 UTC]

lolstephenking

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Loreadon [2011-01-12 12:50:11 +0000 UTC]

The pic of Stephen King made me laugh so hard

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Xarti [2010-09-24 19:45:10 +0000 UTC]

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO WWWWWAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! How did Roro's sister manage to get out?

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ZlayaHozyayka In reply to Xarti [2010-09-28 23:15:51 +0000 UTC]

Brute Twitard strength....it's very scary

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Xarti In reply to ZlayaHozyayka [2010-09-29 14:14:49 +0000 UTC]

Meep.

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ZlayaHozyayka In reply to Xarti [2010-10-03 00:23:31 +0000 UTC]

*hides in safe little corner*

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Sailoryoshi53 [2010-08-15 22:20:46 +0000 UTC]

This is so Freaking Funny!!!!

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ArdeOnodera101 [2010-08-06 01:49:10 +0000 UTC]

i remeber when the movie first came out i cried because i couldnt see it! Now have learned the error of my ways!

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ZlayaHozyayka In reply to ArdeOnodera101 [2010-08-06 08:12:10 +0000 UTC]

IKR? I thought Twilight was cool and all that, but turns out that it isn't! Glad you liked it~

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ArdeOnodera101 In reply to ZlayaHozyayka [2010-08-06 16:35:28 +0000 UTC]

Lol thanks for making it~

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Dragonastra [2010-06-29 21:08:47 +0000 UTC]

I like the white dude with read eyes. XDD

Nice ending!

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ZlayaHozyayka In reply to Dragonastra [2010-06-29 23:53:13 +0000 UTC]

Yes, I like him, too. Out of the many OCs I crammed in my comic strips, he's my particular favorite.

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Dragonastra In reply to ZlayaHozyayka [2010-06-29 23:53:50 +0000 UTC]

It seems ironic for me to ask, but is he a vampire?

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ZlayaHozyayka In reply to Dragonastra [2010-06-30 02:39:51 +0000 UTC]

Actually, no. He's just an average guy with albinism. Though there was this time when he posed as one. lol.

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Dragonastra In reply to ZlayaHozyayka [2010-06-30 02:41:24 +0000 UTC]

^.^ Cool.

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Nemiah-Clyarel [2010-06-09 02:13:18 +0000 UTC]

awesome!!!!!

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ZlayaHozyayka In reply to Nemiah-Clyarel [2010-06-10 06:55:19 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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Nemiah-Clyarel In reply to ZlayaHozyayka [2010-06-10 14:27:23 +0000 UTC]

you're welcome.

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Orrly [2010-05-27 06:27:47 +0000 UTC]

This is bloody brilliant.

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ZlayaHozyayka In reply to Orrly [2010-06-03 05:42:11 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much *theatric bow*

*receives a shower of roses, gets poked in the eye by a thorn*

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Orrly In reply to ZlayaHozyayka [2010-06-03 06:25:34 +0000 UTC]

1: Your welcome

2: I love your signature! "Deathnote called. They said they want their apple back." <-- Funniest line I've ever heard.


Oh and here is a tissue... just in case those thorns cut you up more.

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ZlayaHozyayka In reply to Orrly [2010-06-03 08:03:30 +0000 UTC]

Thanks~

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wikigiuli [2010-05-26 14:35:01 +0000 UTC]

wahahahahah!!! FANTASTIC!!!!

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ZlayaHozyayka In reply to wikigiuli [2010-06-03 05:42:34 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much for the compliment~

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wikigiuli In reply to ZlayaHozyayka [2010-06-03 08:24:44 +0000 UTC]

no prob... always a pleasure recognizing the goodness of the others!

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DEATHSPACE2 [2010-05-25 22:24:04 +0000 UTC]

dont worry im getting the military,airforce,and navy

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justjukka [2010-05-25 20:45:42 +0000 UTC]

I'm still amazed at how many people take this woman seriously as a writer.

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ZlayaHozyayka In reply to justjukka [2010-06-03 05:45:03 +0000 UTC]

I have to say that that is one of the Greatest Mysteries of Modern Life.

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saffronpanther [2010-05-25 20:29:28 +0000 UTC]

*applause*

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ZlayaHozyayka In reply to saffronpanther [2010-06-03 05:40:51 +0000 UTC]

*theatric bow*

Thank you!

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saffronpanther In reply to ZlayaHozyayka [2010-06-03 07:35:56 +0000 UTC]

Welcome

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NellieTheHeartless [2010-05-25 19:41:02 +0000 UTC]

xD I love the laser pointer dot on Edweird's nose

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ZlayaHozyayka In reply to NellieTheHeartless [2010-06-03 05:40:37 +0000 UTC]

lol, you were the first to notice that. I like the way you call Edward as 'Edweird'. Simply marvelous.

Thank you very much!

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ShadowsGal101 [2010-05-25 19:14:46 +0000 UTC]

Awesome!! I like~~

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LexLight92 [2010-05-25 19:06:28 +0000 UTC]

Cool!

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LexLight92 [2010-05-25 19:06:28 +0000 UTC]

Cool!

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Canned-Charisma [2010-03-09 21:11:04 +0000 UTC]

This is so win I showed my friend who's a huge Twilight fan and she started hitting me lol xD

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KRAZYHYPERBUNNY-KINZ [2009-12-29 01:43:27 +0000 UTC]

all of that is so true
your comic is epic!!!!!!!

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shadowthehh [2009-11-11 21:19:23 +0000 UTC]

awsome plot twist lolz

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KennyIsOrange [2009-10-20 00:36:51 +0000 UTC]

i luv your stuff cuz u can really hate twilght and also kinda like it but still enjoy your things... i dont like how s. meyer made the vampires nothing like vampires but i like the book the tiniest bit... is your sister really like that..........O.O

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ZlayaHozyayka In reply to KennyIsOrange [2010-06-03 05:44:12 +0000 UTC]

Sorry for the long-onverdue comment. No, I don't have a Twitard sister, they all hate Twilight, so it's good.

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RavenRandom [2009-10-03 02:21:46 +0000 UTC]

I'm an anti and I agree. I read in someone's comic somewhere that all SM is doing is creating her own sexual fantasy for herself.

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WhisperForMyMidnight [2009-07-12 04:40:41 +0000 UTC]

Fan of Twilight, I am not going to lie. But I am no rabid fangirl. Flaws, yes there are many, and I am surprised how I can even call myself a fan....... Hmm...
But you do have A LOT of good points. It does seem that S.M wanted to put herself in the book, and she did, only with a disguse. OR, she wanted to make Bella as flawless and characterless as possible, so it would be easier for rabid fangirls to place themselves into Bella's spot. I mean, come on, who can hate a stalker/pedophile, sparkly vampire boyfriend?

Me, that's who.

I think you furthered me towards the Anti Twilight. ATM!! Anti Twilight Movement!

Love the art, it's so cute! ^^

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Relaxable In reply to WhisperForMyMidnight [2009-08-23 15:24:57 +0000 UTC]

JOIN US.

WE HAVE LOTS MORE COOKIES.

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ZlayaHozyayka In reply to WhisperForMyMidnight [2009-07-16 09:11:00 +0000 UTC]

join the dark side, we have cookies!

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WhisperForMyMidnight In reply to ZlayaHozyayka [2009-08-20 19:35:34 +0000 UTC]

COOKIES!!!!! Omn omn omn omn!

I am on the dark side. Mwahahaha. Me and my friends just burn a Twilight book. Proclaming that this was the start of a very beatufiul world.

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