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Unteroffizier Loud Mouth --- "TANK DESTROYAAH REPORTING"

Loud Mouth talk a lot, mostly about thing nothing to do with the current battle, but he is a loyal commander who tries to keep his StuG III and crew out of harm’s way. Most other tankers view him as a source of morale with his constant chatter about cheetos and Sarsaparilla, a few have tried to have him removed from their company and the enemy team typically is distracted by his chatter, usually until the KV-2's bump the enemy tanks. He's known to sing along with Guitar Solo, the two get along very well.

Gefreiter Sleep Shot --- "Yawn"

After her failed career as a gunner in a Panzer III, she was transferred to this StuG III where her performance has improved considerably. Mostly because this StuG spends most of its time sitting away from the front lines and hiding in bushes where she can sleep for long durations. When she is awake however, she can snipe a moving T-50 from a considerable distance.

Gefreiter Stingy Wheel --- "Whah is it ALWAYS the engine!?!"

Stingy is completely oppressed over the condition of this tank destroyer. She takes every little nick, ding, scratch and dent VERY seriously. When not in battle she constantly cleans and waxes the armor, as well as fixes the engine. (Which happens to be cursed as it ALWAYS malfunctions when the StuG takes a round) She refers to the engine as "A honk'n piece of rat trash" and that "Mah Granny can make an engine five tah'ms as durable"

Panzeroberschutze Butters --- "Oops!"

His work on the StuG is a slippery one. He has a very difficult time loading the gun because his hooves are always covered in some form of grease and usually drops the shell. So why is he the most loved member in his tank battalion? When not in battle, Butters cooks some of the finest grub anywhere. He's been known to make five star grade meals from hard rations. Nopony knows how, but if it's edible, Butters can make it.


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Other Tankers in the platoon
Bushwiser's (Floozer's) Artillery [link]
Guitar Solo's Tank Destroyer [link]
Earshot's Artillery [link]
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But in other words, World of Tanks is a pretty fun game, slowly crawling up the German Tank Destroyer tree, started in Soviet light tanks but for some reason I switched to German TD's...

EDIT: I'm currently on the Jadgpanther, so this STUGIII is fairly out of date XD
I'll have to make a new picture with the new radio operator.

MLP FIM belong to and
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Comments: 73

ToastedGlory [2017-11-11 22:11:33 +0000 UTC]

The Sturmgeschütz vehicle series were all Assault guns not tank destroyers, just sayin

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Wolf-of-War [2016-04-23 11:29:28 +0000 UTC]

Not bad pretty good

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ZatGeneral In reply to Wolf-of-War [2016-04-23 17:30:39 +0000 UTC]

Oh geez, this is an OLD piece I never expected to get comments on. Thank you

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deidara1113 [2015-06-05 19:38:29 +0000 UTC]

So ponies are Nazis.
Make sense, seeing as though ponies invade every fandom ever.

**Cough**

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Daggoron [2015-04-12 01:45:36 +0000 UTC]

*pulls up in SU-100Y with KV-2 and TOG buddy* Hello comrades could you point us towards the enemy team? We want to VAPORIZE them.

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Maldrete [2015-02-15 00:54:48 +0000 UTC]

I would say the pony in the back really dropped the ball, but he dropped a bullet...one that will probably explode and get him fired (or set him on fire).

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malgrumm [2013-10-07 10:00:44 +0000 UTC]

nice pic! two of my fave things together!

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Red-Blitzkreig [2013-02-21 03:40:46 +0000 UTC]

Stug! Stug Deployed!

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NyanPuppy [2013-01-31 01:37:04 +0000 UTC]

I liked til' I saw the Ponies. :/
Sorry.

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ZatGeneral In reply to NyanPuppy [2013-01-31 16:59:02 +0000 UTC]

That's okay. I appreciate the LEGIT comment though and not some rabid hater trash.

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NyanPuppy In reply to ZatGeneral [2013-02-01 00:14:27 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, it's pretty bad, I don't hate people for liking a show. (As a matter of fact, I watch it from time to time.) But,what I have to say about it is, please, keep most of it to yourself, if you can't, only share with people you think would enjoy it. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy the Stug, just, I think the Ponies look a bit strange with it.

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ZatGeneral In reply to NyanPuppy [2013-02-01 17:23:45 +0000 UTC]

Well if it's not from me then it'll be from someone else. My lesson would be to simply deal with it as cold as that may sound but we all have to deal with something we don't like,(For example I'm not a fan of biased political propaganda on Deviantart.) such is life though ya? Again, I appreciate the thoughtful response.

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NyanPuppy In reply to ZatGeneral [2013-02-02 00:39:59 +0000 UTC]

Dankeschun for not raging at me for not liking the Ponies. Haha.

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ZatGeneral In reply to NyanPuppy [2013-02-03 23:33:30 +0000 UTC]

Oh please. Rabid Bronies that rage at people that don't like ponies are just as bad as mindless haters.

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NyanPuppy In reply to ZatGeneral [2013-02-04 02:48:52 +0000 UTC]

Not sure if I... Nevermind, anyways, nice talkin' to ye'.

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Unit645 In reply to NyanPuppy [2013-06-19 00:02:33 +0000 UTC]

Woah. A civilized conversation between two people of differing opinions? THE END IS NIGH!

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NyanPuppy In reply to Unit645 [2013-06-27 10:48:18 +0000 UTC]

OH GOD! WHAT SHOULD I HAVE DONE?!

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Radzha [2013-01-30 06:28:12 +0000 UTC]

My nazi pony, my nazi pony, ah ah ah ah...

I prefer American tree. Already have T29, Pershing and Wolverine.

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ZatGeneral In reply to Radzha [2013-01-30 18:49:58 +0000 UTC]

Gah! I hate fighting The higher tier American heavies... their turrets are so OP >.<

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malgrumm In reply to ZatGeneral [2015-01-29 13:46:19 +0000 UTC]

ah yes, the T29 with it's 279mm of frontal turret armor.......and the T32 has more...298mm!

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Radzha In reply to ZatGeneral [2013-01-30 19:26:01 +0000 UTC]

That's why I love them. And for good guns, that's it.

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TheDerpyProfessor [2013-01-19 14:53:58 +0000 UTC]

ponies and tanks, best combo ever!

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ZatGeneral In reply to TheDerpyProfessor [2013-01-21 06:04:38 +0000 UTC]

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red10002 [2013-01-07 03:29:43 +0000 UTC]

no no no no mlp and world of tank go together

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ZatGeneral In reply to red10002 [2013-01-07 17:13:14 +0000 UTC]

So what you're saying is that MLP and WoT work perfectly together, I'm glad you agree

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red10002 In reply to ZatGeneral [2013-01-07 23:16:54 +0000 UTC]

THEY DO NOT GO TOGETTHER

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ZatGeneral In reply to red10002 [2013-01-08 19:35:16 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for clarifying your English. Now I don't know if English is not your first language or if it is and you just suck at grammar, but please, I will only take comments seriously if the grammar is good.

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Orannis-Zyhro [2012-12-24 20:13:59 +0000 UTC]

Personally, the StuGIII is my favorite German TD, just looks amazing; and +1 for the ponies! Im such a brony.

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ZatGeneral In reply to Orannis-Zyhro [2012-12-25 21:04:09 +0000 UTC]

Hey hey! /)

As much as I liked the StuG III, it had some major engine problems about getting shot out...

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Orannis-Zyhro In reply to ZatGeneral [2012-12-29 20:32:12 +0000 UTC]

And that.... Too bad I will not get a chance to continue to play WoT, my computer hates WoT for some reason.... I was able to play it for about 2-3 weeks. Then one day.....
well, still like the artwork!

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ZatGeneral In reply to Orannis-Zyhro [2012-12-29 22:55:53 +0000 UTC]

Ouch, sorry to hear about that...

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Orannis-Zyhro In reply to ZatGeneral [2012-12-30 23:33:54 +0000 UTC]

Mmhm, yes but I don't know, there may be some way to get it running again...

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MaxTerran [2012-11-19 19:48:57 +0000 UTC]

this cute screen longs still a kv 2 with nuke derp comes and gives it a lubless ramming

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kolataphotography [2012-11-13 14:21:54 +0000 UTC]

I have a job in a german armory factory :3 We produce the leopard tank ^^

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ZatGeneral In reply to kolataphotography [2012-11-13 17:09:28 +0000 UTC]

Oh really!?! That's pretty damned cool! I would ask you how you make the leopard.... but that's pretty top secret stuff huh?

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kolataphotography In reply to ZatGeneral [2012-11-18 12:30:35 +0000 UTC]

Dont know, i do help making simulators and drones xD But i guess it secret ^^

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Neutral-Death [2012-10-22 21:36:40 +0000 UTC]

Too bad none of them are under the track.

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blacknight71 [2012-09-05 23:41:31 +0000 UTC]

World of Tanks, best way to get out frustration and i am working on the american tree right now and hopefully will get up to some other trees as well.

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ZatGeneral In reply to blacknight71 [2012-09-06 00:19:38 +0000 UTC]

Which part of the American tree might I ask?

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blacknight71 In reply to ZatGeneral [2012-09-06 15:02:41 +0000 UTC]

Working on them all. I want the M4 Sherman and the Patton as well becuase those are my favorites and when the British come into play that is my next tree for me after i get some more slots for extra tanks. 8.0 looks like it is going to be a blast and also this new job has zapped my time on playing but i still play when i can.

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ZatGeneral In reply to blacknight71 [2012-09-06 17:08:13 +0000 UTC]

Well good luck! I'm cleaning out the German Tree myself XD

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RVB476 [2012-09-04 23:06:52 +0000 UTC]

I'll pay you double your wages if you work for me.

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ZatGeneral In reply to RVB476 [2012-09-05 01:01:09 +0000 UTC]

What kind of work? >.> <.<

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RVB476 In reply to ZatGeneral [2012-09-05 05:19:37 +0000 UTC]

Blow up every Frenchy you find. Extra cash for heavy armor kills

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Tempestwulf [2012-09-04 20:53:31 +0000 UTC]

Ahhhh World of Tanks. I love it, wicked game with smooth graphics. Pretty amazing for a free to play game. Albeit I buy premium still lol

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ZatGeneral In reply to Tempestwulf [2012-09-04 20:56:59 +0000 UTC]

I'm pretty phsyc'd for the patch 8.0 myself

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Tempestwulf In reply to ZatGeneral [2012-09-05 00:06:05 +0000 UTC]

Best of British, here we come

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The-Nuclear-Pegasus [2012-09-04 17:26:04 +0000 UTC]

Needs more Tesla coils.

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Katamariguy [2012-08-01 04:17:35 +0000 UTC]

You're puny little tin can will never defeat my SU-85!

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ZatGeneral In reply to Katamariguy [2012-08-01 05:47:11 +0000 UTC]

You're right... *sells the Stug, buys JagPzr*

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