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This is pretty much the way my mind works...
People stare at me when I'm in a public place cuz I often start laughing randomly because I saw two guys looking at each other. I once saw two drunk guys making out though. My friend and I immediately started talking about whether they were a real couple or just drunk!
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Kind of makes me wish I'd been their too.....
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If only that was actually in the books~! Then, I might read it without a lighter or a trash can near by! XD
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I think I started foaming at the mouth from laughing so hard XD
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ROFL
OHMYGOD
LOL
I agree with Momo down there, too lawl
NarutoxSasuke is soooo obvious XD
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Pfft, fanfiction slashing almost never makes sense, unless it's Sasuke and Naruto. Seriously, Naruto's so gay for Sasuke it's not even funny anymore. >_<
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I KNOW.
Andd...
"BISEXUAL- No I'm not confused, I'm fucking greedy."
^ FTW!
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Haha, thanks. But regardless of lack of logic (on occasion) slashing still pwns. Well, in my book at least.
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I love slashes. I love reading stories with people, who were never intended to be together, becoming together. The many reasons I read Twilight Fanfictions and South Park. People on there make it 103902430 times better, well for Twilight that is.
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I read original fiction more often than fanfiction. Fanfiction is for when I'm to lazy to deal with new characters.
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I hate reading fanfictions with, let's say, Jacob Black and this amuzing girlie whoz nam3d Harlow and they are like 5973 percent perfect and shez AMUZING~~!!! I love Leah fanfictions. And Seth. <3 :]
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I'm a Brady/Collin girl myself. Well, I would be if the only passable fanfiction for them wasn't in spanish. I love Leah too, she's mean and awesome. Seth is adorable. I know what you mean about the Mary-Sue fics, they're annoying. Sadly Brady and Collin tend to get paired with twin Sue's. But it's even worse when they're cannon. Which is why I cannot read the actual Twilight Saga anymore. It was fine when I was tweleve-fourteen, but now it's just insane.
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I am pretty sad there isn't a lot of Brady/Collin in Twilight. I hate that a lot of fanfictions are in Spanish. It's a shame, I'm Spanish, and I don't understand SHIT. I love how Leah has been broken so much, so she is a bitch in return. I do that, too. Isn't Seth adorable!! I was like, "aww" when he was introduced in New Moon. I have no idea what a gangly boy is though. Eww! Twin sues! Oh god. KILL THEM! The Twilight Saga is horrible. So many fans... *shiver*
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I don't either, but I have google translate so they probably fucked up a lot. I don't understand half the english ones and I'm a frickin english nerd. That might have something to do wit disinterest though. Ah, Leah, I don't read fanfics about her though because I'm afraid of the fans ruining her for me. Seth is almost never ruined, everyone loves him. Gangly is like really tall and skinny. I know, the book itself was bad enough, a lot of the fans make it worse.
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I have read one about Leah, it was so good but they made her so nice I got disgusted and gave up. And oh god, a few fans did ruin Seth, without meaning to. I read this one where Seth was so mean to Leah and she cried then he fell in love with Jacob (love that couple, hate that story) And seth was all demanding and rude. I was like psh.
<3 Oh, gangly Seth~
Right? The book was... ew.
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I gave up on Twilight fanfiction around the same time I gave up on the books. They made Leah nice? What the fuck. Dear God I hate some fans, they ruin the only likeable characters. Jacob/Seth is nice awesome read when you find the right one. But Seth made Leah cry? He can't do that, kid isn't capable. He's not demanding or rude either. This just further proves that reason number one to never become writer is that you have a large chance of your fanbase destroying your characters.
The book was "What the hell is this?" with a dash of "Oh God not this shit again.".
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I agree one million percent. If the writer is actually good, but they make Leah like a little nice, but mostly a bitch, I deal because I perfer the writing. When I read that Leah started to cry when Seth called her an ugly bitch I was like, "Uh, I think Leah would rip his balls off if he really said that".
I hate fanbase. If it's a sexy couple that obviously should happen, yes, do it. Slash it. MAKE IT SEXY. But if it's... Bella and Leah or Bella and Rosalie. BURN BITCH BURN.
Oh I know. Smeyer can't writer.
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Bella and Leah? Ew, m an equal oportunist slasher, but that's just a no-no. Rosalie and Leah would work as friends. Yeah, Leah would so rip Seth apart for that. Or just take it as a joke and call him something worse. I like the idea of Leah and Alice for some reason. Fiesty takes no shit werewolve chick with a snarky fashionista off in her own world vampire? Yes, please. Though Jacob and Alice are still the best Alice based paring. As for Leah, I'm not quite sure with how I like her with yet. But if Smeyer could write Twilight pairings would have gone like this::
Paul/Bella
Jacob/Alice
Some Dude/Edward
Some Dude/Seth
Some Dude/Leah OR Some Chick/Leah
The rest of the pairings are fine, Jasper's offically asexual.
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I don't get how some people get so weird feelings, I have never..AHAHAHA I JUST READ THE SOME DUDE/EDWARD AND SOME DUDE/SETH. SO FUCKING TRUE.--
As I was saying, I have never heard of half of the couples on fanfiction.net. It's so crazed.
I would consider Rosalie and Leah friends, they both can't have kids, they are both beautiful and they both have been hurt (Leah; heartbroken. Rosalie; Raped). And everyone, I mean EVERYONE, knows that Seth would never hurt his sister. I would love to read a Alice/Leah, I need to look that up. I read a fanfiction that Leah imprinted on a girl, and I was like, *la-de-da-di-da--HOLYSHIT* It was a failure of a story.
Paul/Bella? I have never heard of that. I wish Paul could have killed Bella, or that guy with his truck. Ha, I can imagine their sex. They'd have sex, I hope he'd crush her.
Jacob/Alice? I never thought of that couple until I read these comics by Whitedog1 & reading Breaking Dawn. So, ehh for me.
Yes! Edward, you are gay. Something I don't get though is, for the Team Edward girls is though, he loves Bella, just because of her scent. No other reason. He is abusive towards her, emotionally and he's not a nice guy. He should just kill Bella already. I would.
Some Dude/Seth: 
Some Dude/Leah: Depends on the guy. Like, I can see Leah with Jacob, Paul (thanks to a fanfiction with Leah having a threesome with Jacob And Paul during her heat), Sam.
Some Chick/Leah: Once again, depends on the chick.
I love how we are having this conversation.
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Oh my- WHAT? Why would someone FAIL when they were writing Leah with a chick? Fanfic blasphemy I say, shouldn't be failed at. But anyway, detailed explainations on my pairings reasonings (because I'm procarasanist):
Paul/Bella- Because Bella and Paul get along on the level that he annoys her and this fact amuses him. She actually has balls when she's around Paul, it makes her likable. The only thing I like about Bella to this day is that she punched Paul when he made her mad.
Jacob/Alice- I read Breaking Dawn and the frickin Jacob/Alice-ness was just awesome. Nuff said.
Some Dude/Edward- Yup, he's gay.
Some Dude/Seth- Again, gay.
Some Dude/Leah- This doesn't usually work, unless the guy is way to awesome and semi-mean so that he can handle Leah.
Some Chick/Leah- This one works best because Leah doesn't like men much now and something about it is just like: RAW, YES.
So those were my crappy explanations. And yeah, Rosealie and Leah would make great friends. Pual with Leah? Hm, yes. That could work...As for Jacob. I don't know why but it doesn't work in my brain. You should give me the link to that fic. Fanfics get scary sometimes, it's what they do. Ugh, some of the things people will do. But I can't say much, I'm a notorious slasher. What with the ghey secks and all. Although lately the only two fanfic pairings I'm in the mood for (Aro/Alec and Collin/Brady) are seriously lacking. Yes, this conversation is awesome. So awesome that it will somehow attract more people and if whitedog1 ever comes back she will be greatly annoyed.
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I will laugh when whitedog1 comes back and reads this. "OH EM GEE *BLOCK'D*" Haa.
I don't actually remember Bella hanging out with Paul. I always thought he was an asswipe. Especially when I read a fanfiction, it was amazing but had a lot of rape, etc., Emily found out she was pregnant so Leah sucked up her hate and congradulated her and Paul does this:
Leah stepped back, determined to leave the beautiful cottage -with the horrible walls- that should've been her's. She was halted in her tracks however as Paul stepped forward, his massive frame dominating the area around her. Paul's breath was hot against her left ear, and he whispered;
"Yeah, suck up to your pregnant cousin. Cuz that's as close to pregnant as you'll ever be, isn't it?"
The silence was deadening in the overcrowded room as Leah turned her head towards Paul.
The vulnerability, like never before, and the sadness was evident as a single treacherous tear slid down the cheek of Leah's beautiful face. He didn't get the chance to whisper another word before Leah disappeared, walking fastly past her once favorite cousin and her former love, and into the dark, raging storm outside.
I cried. I noticed Jacob/Alice but I never thought it'd be all that good.
Edward is def gay. We can tell, a guy with sparkly balls is gay.
Seth/Guy, obviously. 
I LOVE Leah/Embry now. It's my new favorite Leah/anyone couple. 
As I said before, I does depend on the character if it's Canon/OC. I usually/most of the time hate OCs.
Jacob/Leah doesn't work in your head? It's probably because my fanfics I read so much. Yes, very scary. I hate those crazy fanfictions where so and so does such and such. I read a story where Leah got raped, it was a rip off from other story, I was like, "Dude, what the heck?" then I read the oringial story, it was EPIC. Now I have another story, it's AMAZING. I wish there was more Collin/Brady, or at least I knew what they looked like. I hate Smeyers lack of details for most of her characters. Bella = Smeyer. Edward = OMFGGOD!! etc.etc. We have no real idea how Seth looks, except he's native and gangly. Same with Leah, Sam, etc.! It's disgusting how someone who lacks the ability to even have dept to her characters is so popular!
Which fanfiction? The one where Leah is in heat? It was so hot, a 14 year old girl as myself shouldn't be reading it.
I have never even heard of Aro/Alec before now.
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Yeah the one where Leah is in heat. Ick, Paul raping Leah? What the hell is wrong with people. Hell, I can't understand that. Leah has enough problems, why must people add to them? Yeah, Meyer doesn't deserve her fame, she pretty much ass raped logic with her "books". Currently I'm writing a satarical comentary explaining that. Jacob/Seth, Aww, it's cute. But there's just so much of it. I can't handle all of the love it gets. Aro/Alec is win, sadly I'm so far the only person to have writen anything for it yet. Whitedog1 block us for talking? Psh, never.
Meyer's popular because after Harry Pottee no longer feel the need for anything with depth. I mean, Harry Potter was pretty deep for a supposed children's series. Hell, even if you're an adult you can enjoy it. I think the Twilight Saga is merely a trick played on us by Rowling, she's trying to how much Meyer can abuse logic before someone tries to kill her off.
Don't worry, I started reading pr0nz when I was twelve.
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Nooo! Paul doesn't rape her!
I can't get the damn fanfiction because fanfictions being an asswipe. Grr, it was so sexy I couldn't add it to my favorite, I share a computer with my family.
I don't get it either but I love the comfort Leah gets in the end of her stories. She deserves a happy ending, but Smeyer just needs for her main characters to have the happy ending (ex: Bella, Edward, Renesmee). And Smeyer is selfish, just like Bella Swan. In fact, she is Bella Swan. She made Jacob fall in love with the devil's spawn. Such a dirty whore.
Good! Write it then send me the link to it. She's a horrible writer, have you been to [link] ? I love that wordpress. She points out a lot of the flaws in Smeyer's AMUZING B00KZ.
Ugh, Smeyer lacks the potention to be a good author. If you have a book with a sexy, amazing, dazzling boy, and have a mary sue main character, you can be famuz. Really, Edward is just an abusive, sexist, controlling, asshole. And Bella is an idiotic, clumbsy, bitch. Smeyers books are sexiest all the fucking way, it disgusting.
Oh whitedog1 would never block us for talking!!
I actually never read Harry Potter because I saw the first movie when I was really young so I got scared and crossed Harry Potter off the list of books I should read. I was such a baby.
I saw pr0nz when I was 8. Don't ask.
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He doesn't, ohthankgod. I was so fucking worried for Logic there for a second. SMeyer isn't just selfish, she's totally ignorant to the fact that other people have needs. Edward came to her in a dream, did you know that. Yup, she said so herself. An apparently gorgeous Marble Skinned AdonisTM teenage boy (in apperance at least) came to her in a dream.
Ew.
And that's why Jacob basically became a pedo, because we all know it's all right if they look like they're older. Of course Bella is really Meyer, cuz Meyer's a fame whore like that. [link] the commentary (yes, I decided that it's a comentary) is there. Follow the link. Harry Potter was amazing, read it. Actually when I was nine I saw the first movie and that's what made me want to read the series.
My brother saw pr0nz when he was 4, he was trying to get to Spongebob.
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I know about the dream. Creeper. I was like, "...dude. Aren't you like 34?". She's creepy. She makes Bella so needy of Edwart. No one is that needy!!
Yup. Vote for Smeyer! She says YES to pedophilia!!!!
Dumb bitch.
I hate her with a passion. And I hate Nessie. And Bella. Ugh. The only good people are wolves. Grr.
How old are you????
ROFLL!!
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Psh, she's just like Herbert the Pervert. She makes Bella needy 'cuz she's desperate. LOL, Edwart. I want to read Nightlight so bad!
Vote Yes on SMeyer, 2014. She says YES to all of your sick and illegal fantasies.
Well the wolves Alice, Emmett and Rosalie. Jasper too, but he's so frickin bland. I'd like him better if he'd been able to kill people. You know, like a real vampire.
83 and a half! LOL, no, I'm 16. Don't let that number fool you, 16 is fucking ancient. Gah, why do people like getting old?
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