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Our hero was sitting next to Lady Dimitrescu while waiting for another exciting meeting to begin. "Ugh I can't believe I was forced to attend this meeting even though I'm overdue and have been having contractions all day." Lady Dimitrescu grumbled while rubbing her belly. "I'm sure it won't last too long. She usually just tells us not to do anything stupid then leaves." our hero said. Our hero's back started hurting from the hard chair so he decided to lean back on Lady Dimitrescu's belly. Lady Dimitrescu's belly started kicking from another contraction. "Hey those kicks are making my back feel better." our hero said before a big kick knocked him over. "That serves you right. My belly is not a pillow." Lady Dimitrescu said as Mother Miranda walked into the room. "Before I start the meeting, I have a few things to discuss." said Mother Miranda. "Heisenberg, tell your zombie workers to stop chasing off the health inspectors. I don't want the factory to shut down so I'll have to replace them with human workers if you can't get them to cooperate." she warned. Heisenberg just sat there and ignored her. Mother Miranda then started to say something to Donna but was interrupted by someone groaning.
Mother Miranda looked around the room, trying to find out where the groans were coming from. She saw Lady Dimitrescu gripping her belly and our hero, who was totally not panicking, standing next to her. "What is the matter Alcina?" she asked. "I think I'm in labor." Lady Dimitrescu groaned as her water soon broke, flooding the floor. Lady Dimitrescu sat back down into her chair, spread her legs and started to push while her daughters rubbed her belly. On the other side of the room, Moreau started clapping when he saw all the water on the floor. "Wow big sister Dimi sure is nice to make a lake for us!" Moreau happily said. He shuffled over to the water puddle, fell down, and started rolling around in the water. "You disgusting creature stop that!" Lady Dimitrescu panted between pushes. Our hero ran over and started smacking Moreau with a flyswatter but it wasn't very effective. "Well I tried my best." our hero shrugged and went back over to Lady Dimitrescu's side. "So yeah I'm just going to go home now. You all have fun with that." said Heisenberg who then went back home.
Mother Miranda stood next to Lady Dimitrescu and watched while Donna ran over and tried to figure out some way to help. "Manthing! Hold your hand out for me." Lady Dimitrescu panted while she continued to push. "Uh sure but I don't know how this will helppppp!" our hero yelled when Lady Dimitrescu grabbed his hand and started crushing it when she pushed. "Oh! I can see the head! Keep pushing, Miss Alcina!" Donna said while looking under Lady Dimitrescu's dress. After a few more big pushes and a few more hand crushings, Lady Dimitrescu gave birth to another daughter. "Yay! Good job Miss Alcina!" Donna cheered. "No wonder I had more trouble giving birth to her. She's much bigger than my other daughters." panted Lady Dimitrescu as she held her new daughter. "Gee I wonder why that is?" Mother Miranda sarcastically asked while looking over at our hero who was snapping his fingers back into place. "Alright that's much better now." our hero said, shaking his hands. "Let's go home, Lady Dimitrescu. You need some rest." our hero said. He helped Lady Dimitrescu stand up. The three of them then went back to castle. "That sure was a productive meeting." Mother Miranda sighed. Donna and her left leaving Moreau behind to roll around in the puddle for a few more hours.
A few months later, Lady Dimitrescu was relaxing in a comfy chair when she heard someone knocking on the door. She went over to the door, opened it and saw Donna waiting outside. "Hi Miss Alcina. I need some thread to make some new dolls so I was wondering if you had any?" asked Donna. "I probably have thread somewhere around here. Why don't you come in and sit down while I look for it?" Lady Dimitrescu said as Donna walked in and sat down. She offered Donna some wine but Donna declined even though her doll Angie wanted some. Lady Dimitrescu went into her room and searched around in a few drawers before actually finding some thread. "Hey Lady D, what are you looking for?" asked our hero. She turned around and was surprised to see that our hero was laying on her bed for some reason.
"Manthing! What are you doing in my room! And get off of my bed, I just washed the sheets!" Lady Dimitrescu yelled. Our hero rolled off the bed and explained why he was in her room. "Well I overheard you telling your daughters that you wanted to get pregnant again. So... I got a surprise for you." Our hero pulled out two pregspray bottles and said he was going to spray her with two this time. "What will spraying me with two bottles do?" Lady Dimitrescu asked. "I don't know. I guess we'll find out." our hero shrugged. "Fine... Go ahead. But this better not hurt." Lady Dimitrescu agreed against her better judgement.
Our hero sprayed Lady Dimitrescu with both bottles at the same time. At first nothing happened, but soon Lady Dimitrescu's belly started growing slowly like it did before. Lady Dimitrescu was about to say that it wasn't so bad until she felt her belly jut out suddenly and start to grow heavier. The new weight in her belly made her start to lose her balance. "Oh you stupid manthing! You said this wouldn't hurt!" Lady Dimitrescu groaned as two painful kicks sent her falling forward. Our hero was too distracted by Lady Dimitrescu's huge belly to notice or care that it was coming closer towards him. Lady Dimitrescu's heavy belly pinned our hero to the ground and made a rather large crater underneath him. "I suppose I should thank you for breaking my fall." Lady Dimitrescu huffed. "Don't mention it." our hero said under Lady Dimitrescu's belly. Once there was a pause in her growth spurts, Lady Dimitrescu managed to pull herself up and sit down on her bed.
"If you're able to stand up, I actually need you to rub my belly. These kicks are extremely painful." Lady Dimitrescu sighed as her belly squirmed around with kicks. As soon as he heard this, our hero stood up as fast as he could, limped over to her, and started massaging her belly. "Mmm. That feels much better." Lady Dimitrescu said. Our hero massaged Lady Dimitrescu's belly for a while longer until another growth spurt ripped Lady Dimitrescu's dress off of her completely, which showed off her blood red lingerie. The ripped dress smacked our hero in the face and sent him flying back into the crater. Lady Dimitrescu stood up to try and call her daughters for help but she stumbled backwards while gripping her belly in pain from another large growth spurt. Our hero looked up from the crater to see Lady Dimitrescu's wide birthing hips and huge butt looming over him as she started falling. "I can feel her butt overtaking me. It is a good pain." Our hero bravely thought as everything went dark. The force of Lady Dimitrescu sitting down on our hero caused them to break through the floor and down into the boiler room below.
Our hero crashed into the floor of the boiler room and Lady Dimitrescu soon followed, landing on top of him again. "Manthing, look what you did! Now I have to find someone to fix the floor!" Lady Dimitrescu yelled. "I'm sorry Lady D. Everything's not so bad though, I think your lingerie looks hot from what I saw." our hero said in a muffled voice. "Well thank you! Wait, don't try and flatter me. You're still in trouble!" Lady Dimitrescu scolded. Suddenly, they both heard the floor cracking and they both fell through the floor again into the main lobby where Donna was waiting. "Are we done falling? Everything's still dark." our hero asked. "Yes I think so." Lady Dimitrescu replied. Lady Dimitrescu struggled to her feet and Donna ran over to help her. Angie ran past her, to where our hero was laying at, and held up a sign that said YOU ARE DEAD. "I'm not dead." our hero said. "Yes you are!" Angie replied. "I'm feeling much better now." our hero said while trying to get up. "Donna here's your thread. Now you and Angie please go home before something stupid happens." Lady Dimitrescu panted, handing Donna the thread. Donna managed to make Angie to stop arguing with our hero and they both went home. "Now as for you, it's punishment time." Lady Dimitrescu said, grabbing our hero and threw him over her shoulder. She took him to the TV room and tied him up to the ceiling. Lady Dimitrescu told him she needed to make a phone call then left the room. "Stop. Don't. Come back." our hero sarcastically said. "I can't believe she forgot I enjoyed this." he laughed.
However, our hero wouldn't be laughing soon because the person Lady Dimitrescu called was Moreau. A half hour later he showed up. "Hi Big Sister Dimi! Thanks for letting me watch my fish shows here." Moreau smiled. "Yes of course. I'm very happy to see you." Lady Dimitrescu fake smiled. She then led Moreau to the TV room. "Oh hi Count Manthing! I didn't know you liked fish shows too." Moreau said. Lady Dimitrescu grinned at our hero then waved at him before leaving. "So this is what she was meant by punishment." our hero sighed. "Here have some cheese. You can't watch TV without cheese." Moreau said. He pulled out a giant wheel of cheese, broke off a piece and shoved it in our hero's mouth. Moreau put in his "Fish and how to breed them" DVD and sat down. Our hero made some muffled noises trying to tell him to stop. "Haha yeah this is my favorite one too." Moreau laughed while eating cheese. An hour later, the show was thankfully over and Moreau left. Lady Dimitrescu waddled in and untied our hero. "Have you learned your lesson now?" she asked. "Yes. Don't spray you with two bottles at once anymore." our hero sighed. "That's a good manthing." she said, patting our hero's head. "So what do you want to now?" our hero asked. "I never told you that I made a jazz album years ago. I think we should listen to it and maybe have some wine to calm ourselves down." Lady Dimitrescu suggested. "That sounds groovy!" our hero said. "Don't push it." Lady Dimitrescu frowned. "Haha sorry." our hero laughed as they both went to relax for the rest of the evening.
A few months later our hero was on a very important mission. His mission was to find a couple gallons of blood ice cream to satisfy Lady Dimitrescu's enormous cravings. On his way to the store, Angie jumped out of some bushes and our hero got his trusty flyswatter ready. "Hey you stupid jerk! Donna's mad at you!" Angie yelled. "Uh why? I don't even talk to her that much." our hero asked. "Because you spray Lady D all the time but you never spray me!" she yelled. Our hero stood there confused before saying, "You're just a weird doll. Tell her it's not gonna work on you." Angie started screeching after he said that so our hero threw a bottle of pregspray at her hoping to shut her up. The bottle knocked Angie down and broke when it hit her, spraying pregspray everywhere.
Our hero started to hear happy noises from behind the bushes as soon as the bottle broke. He slowly went over to the bushes to investigate when Donna suddenly waddled out of the bushes with a hand on her now heavily pregnant belly. "Thank you Count Manthing! This feels wonderful!" Donna smiled while rubbing her belly. "So... How did you get pregnant without getting sprayed?" our hero asked. "Mother Miranda said it would work for some reason but there was too much science involved so I didn't understand what she was saying." Donna explained. "At this point I'll believe anything is possible." our hero said. "Anyway, I better head home now to make sure Angie's alright." Donna said. Donna picked up Angie and waved at our hero before waddling back home.
"Now that that's over with I better hurry up and get that ice cream." our hero said.
He made it to the store just before it closed and managed to find the blood ice cream. "Here's your ice cream." our hero said when he got back. "Finally. What took you so long?" Lady Dimitrescu asked, grabbing the ice cream. "Long story short, Donna's doll jumped out at me and Donna became pregnant after her doll was sprayed." our hero explained while Lady Dimitrescu ate her ice cream. "Mother Miranda's going to have a fit at the next meeting." Lady Dimitrescu said while finishing off the ice cream. "So do you know why Donna got pregnant without actually getting sprayed?" our hero asked. "Yes. Donna has a connection with her dolls that allows her to control them with her mind. Apparently, that means that when you spray a doll she gets pregnant instead." Lady Dimitrescu explained. "I guess that makes sense." our hero replied. "Now that problem is settled, that ice cream was really tasty. You may rub my belly for being such a good help." Lady Dimitrescu smiled, patting her belly. "This is the best day ever." our hero thought while rubbing Lady Dimitrescu's belly.
The next day, Lady Dimitrescu's nap was interrupted by someone calling her. "Yes? Hello?" Lady Dimitrescu answered. "We're calling about your car warranty." said the robocall. "Stop calling me!" Lady Dimitrescu yelled as she slammed the phone down. "Why don't you just get a cell phone so you can block them?" our hero asked. "I had one but I couldn't figure out how to get it to work and ended up breaking it somehow." Lady Dimitrescu explained. The phone started ringing again and Lady Dimitrescu angrily answered it. "I already told you I don't want a car warranty!" "Alcina stop shouting at me!" Mother Miranda yelled back. "I'm sorry, Mother Miranda. I didn't know it was you calling." Lady Dimitrescu apologized. "That's quite alright. There's a meeting in an hour so don't be late." Mother Miranda said. "But I'm due any day now. You remember what happened last time I went to a meeting while overdue." Lady Dimitrescu said. "I don't care! It's a very important meeting." Mother Miranda said before hanging up. Lady Dimitrescu slammed the phone down and when she stood up, her belly flipped the phone table over. "Well you don't have any reason not to get a smart phone now." our hero said. Lady Dimitrescu glared at him and stomped/waddled out of the room.
An hour later, the meeting started. "I see that Donna somehow became pregnant. I'm sure you had something to do with that, Manthing?" Mother Miranda asked glaring at our hero. "Maybe." our hero said. "I thought so. Anyway, today's meeting is very important. We need to figure out how the Duke gets around the village so fast." Mother Miranda explained. Before Mother Miranda could say anything else, the doors blew up."Alright evildoers! You're under arrest!" Chris Redfield announced while kissing and flexing his muscles. "Oh great. It's the boulder punching douchebag." Heisenberg said. "Mother, can we bring this manthing home with us?" Bela asked. "He probably doesn't taste good with all those muscles." Daniela frowned. "I want to bite his muscles." Cassandra giggled. "Girls, please behave yourself. " Lady Dimitrescu said, trying to calm them down with no success.
"What are we under arrest for?" Mother Miranda asked. "Because you wiped out the entire village!" Chris said. "Uh sir. It looks like they doubled the village's population instead." said a soldier. "Yeah just look at that tall lady. Her belly's huge!" gasped another soldier. "I think the B.S.A.A. lied to us, sir." said another soldier. "The B.S.A.A. will pay for lying to us!" Chris yelled, flexing his muscles so hard his coat ripped. Lady Dimitrescu's daughters started clapping when that happened. "Manthing, do something! He's overexciting my daughters." Lady Dimitrescu said, grabbing our hero. Our hero thought about what to do then walked over to Chris and friends. "Howdy. If I give you some pregspray will you leave us alone?" our hero asked. "What's that?" asked a soldier. "You put some blood in the bottle then spray women with it and they become pregnant. As you can see." our hero said, pointing at Lady Dimitrescu. "Don't use me as an example you stupid manthing!" Lady Dimitrescu shouted. "Sir. That means you can continue your bloodline now." said a soldier. "You're right. Alright squad, our next mission is to get some of Leon's blood then spray Claire with it." Chris announced. "Why don't you spray Jill too?" suggested a soldier. "You get a promotion! Operation: Continue the Bloodline is a go. Move out soldiers!" Chris ordered as he grabbed the pregspray and marched out of the meeting room.
"I can't believe that worked." Heisenberg said while shaking his head. "Oh no! My water broke from all that excitement!" Donna gasped. Lady Dimitrescu got up to help Donna but her water broke as well. "Yay! Two puddles to swim in!" happily said Moreau as he ran over to the water. Just as Moreau was about to jump in, Heisenberg smacked him with his hammer and sent him flying out of the room. "I hate these stupid meetings." Heisenberg grumbled while our hero was getting his hands crushed by both Lady Dimitrescu and Donna as they gave birth together.
While everyone was having fun at the meeting, Chris and his squad made it back to their top secret headquarters. After getting some of Leon's blood, Chris made his way to Claire's office. He opened the door and chucked a couple of pregspray bottles into the office like they were grenades. He took cover behind the wall and after a few seconds, he looked around the door frame to see Claire and her friend Sherry with rather large bellies tearing through their shirts. "Chris you idiot! What did you do?!" Claire yelled, clutching her swollen belly. "I'm helping you continue the Redfield bloodline!" Chris yelled before retreating when Claire and Sherry started throwing books at him. "I really picked a bad time to visit you." Sherry sighed. "I'm sorry for my brother being a meathead. I'll make it up to you somehow." apologized Claire. "No it's alright. Being pregnant isn't too bad I guess." Sherry said as she rubbed her belly.
Chris ran through the hallways until he spotted Jill walking somewhere. "There's Jill. She's walking kinda slow so I think it's time for a sneak attack." Chris thought as he snuck up behind Jill. He didn't do a very good job sneaking around though because Jill heard him and turned around. When Jill turned around, Chris saw that her shirt was barely containing her pregnant belly. "What are you up to Chris?" Jill asked as she tapped her foot. "Uh nothing. Wait, when did you get pregnant?" Chris asked. "You don't remember? We had "fun" at that party a few months ago before you went off to go find some Mother Miranda lady." Jill explained. "Oh yeah that's right. That was a pretty fun night." Chris laughed. Chris realized he had accomplished his continue the bloodline mission already and started pumping his fists. "If you want to exercise your muscles, why don't you put them to good use and rub my belly?" Jill said, lifting up her shirt to show off her belly. "Now that's a mission I'm happy to accept!" Chris said as he accepted his new mission.
"I think I liked your first autobiography better. This one had me giving birth too much in it." Lady Dimitrescu said. "I mean, those are some pretty important events to talk about." Manthing said. "I suppose so." Lady Dimitrescu nodded. "Now then. How did you ever manage to get a hold of those top secret military documents about that Chris person?" she asked. "Oh that was simple really. I just bribed one of his soldiers with some free pregspray." Manthing grinned. "Of course you did. I should've guessed that." Lady Dimitrescu said while sipping some wine.
Meanwhile back in the village, the local church was in session. "Praise be to Mother Miranda!" praised Bishop Bob. "Today's sermon is... "Why Eva is the best daughter in the world and why she deserves the best birthday presents." Bishop Bob read off a note card. "I guess that means Mother Miranda wants some offerings for her daughter. Everyone give your money to the werewolves as they pass by." he ordered. While the werewolves were collecting the money, three slightly tall vampire girls walked in. They went up to Bishop Bob and carried him out of the church. "The great Mother Miranda must need me for something so sing some songs or something until I get back." Bishop Bob said to everyone.
Count Manthing was rubbing Lady Dimitrescu's belly when Bishop Bob suddenly went flying through the door. "What in the world is going on?" asked Lady Dimitrescu. "Your daughters want me to marry you." Bishop Bob said while laying on the floor. "What?! I'm not marrying you!" Lady Dimitrescu yelled. "No mom, we told him to marry you and Manthing. We saw on TV that you can't be a noble lady if your parents aren't married. So we decided to borrow Bishop Bob for a while to fix that." her younger daughters explained. "Hey that sounds pretty good to me." Manthing smiled. "I can pretend to marry you two so they'll leave me alone." Bishop Bob whispered to Lady Dimitrescu and Manthing. "Ugh fine. I'm only doing this to make you girls happy." Lady Dimitrescu sighed. "You're married. Can I go now?" Bishop Bob said. The girls cheered and left to bring Bishop Bob back to the church. "Does this mean I can get you pregnant without pregspray now?" Manthing asked hopefully. "No." Lady Dimitrescu quickly said. "Can I still get you pregnant with pregspray?" Manthing asked. "Of course." Lady Dimitrescu smiled. And Manthing did just that as soon as Lady Dimitrescu gave birth again.
Thanks again to BustyBabes3D for making the cover picture and previewing the story.
Thanks to ZERO-THL for helping to preview the story again.
I hope you all enjoy this one too!