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thesadstork In reply to Birgit-Zartl-Photo [2012-03-08 09:42:19 +0000 UTC]

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thesadstork In reply to Greyguardian [2012-03-07 21:29:41 +0000 UTC]

well it's a Polish basement so honey and commie memorabilia I imagine

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Greyguardian In reply to thesadstork [2012-03-08 22:06:41 +0000 UTC]

i would have laughed if i haven't found same in mine!

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thesadstork In reply to Greyguardian [2012-03-08 22:22:30 +0000 UTC]

does yours contain the contents of a bankrupt beauty salon too?
that has to be specific only to mine surely...

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Greyguardian In reply to thesadstork [2012-03-09 21:56:21 +0000 UTC]

no, i guess yours is unique in that way ; )
what are you going to do with your find? Take care of the nails and eyelashes?

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thesadstork In reply to Greyguardian [2012-03-10 09:06:22 +0000 UTC]

already done that, I'm glammed up from head to toe, but alas the place must have gone out of business in the 80s because I look like a member of Roxette now...

if you need a make over you can come on over

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Greyguardian In reply to thesadstork [2012-03-10 09:24:35 +0000 UTC]

oh, thanks

i was actually thinking about doing something about my hair

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thesadstork In reply to Greyguardian [2012-03-10 12:14:22 +0000 UTC]

well you're in luck, we have a selection of products, some slightly out of date and only possibly slightly carcinogenic. A hair dryer, the type that fits your entire head inside, that we can use to dry out your eyeballs let alone your hair...

and if you choose 2 or more of our products today we can offer you a free session of fire cupping therapy

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Greyguardian In reply to thesadstork [2012-03-10 12:35:04 +0000 UTC]

hmmmm... maybe i should have given it a second thought I might still need my eyes for some time.

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thesadstork In reply to Greyguardian [2012-03-10 12:37:09 +0000 UTC]

I'm sure i could find some glass ones down there somewhere...
let me get back to you

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Greyguardian In reply to thesadstork [2012-03-10 12:41:51 +0000 UTC]

okay, i will wait with impatience!

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thesadstork In reply to Greyguardian [2012-03-10 12:43:15 +0000 UTC]

any colour preference, before I go down there?

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Greyguardian In reply to thesadstork [2012-03-10 12:45:17 +0000 UTC]

hmmm.... I always wanted the flashy green ones

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thesadstork In reply to Greyguardian [2012-03-10 12:52:51 +0000 UTC]

oh, madame makes a good choice... I hope I have some, a very popular colour here

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Greyguardian In reply to thesadstork [2012-03-10 13:04:20 +0000 UTC]

well let me know!

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thesadstork In reply to Greyguardian [2012-03-10 13:15:37 +0000 UTC]

aye, aye...

get it? huh? huh?

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Greyguardian In reply to thesadstork [2012-03-10 13:23:58 +0000 UTC]

well... is it safe?

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thesadstork In reply to Greyguardian [2012-03-10 13:25:42 +0000 UTC]

the manufacturer seems to think so...

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Greyguardian In reply to thesadstork [2012-03-10 13:27:45 +0000 UTC]

hmmm. okay then. how much?

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thesadstork In reply to Greyguardian [2012-03-10 13:31:50 +0000 UTC]

this is poland so you can expect a 300% mark-up, plus labour, plus tax, plus something I'm going to make up and then lie about...

so about 1200zl, should cover the initial consultation, then when I have to redo it it will be about 3000 plus all the other bits, I'll let you know after it's done

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Greyguardian In reply to thesadstork [2012-03-10 13:35:57 +0000 UTC]

oh fuck, so scary how fast you got acclimatized

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thesadstork In reply to Greyguardian [2012-03-10 13:40:05 +0000 UTC]

well there is still a little west left in me, I'll give you the friend discount...

I won't take you to court when you try to get your money back after it turns out I used a green marble with a black dot drawn on it instead of an actual fake eye

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Greyguardian In reply to thesadstork [2012-03-10 13:46:28 +0000 UTC]

well maybe you should hurry up with leaving here... who knows how much time that "little of west" is going to last?

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thesadstork In reply to Greyguardian [2012-03-10 13:51:19 +0000 UTC]

but my hope is to save you all from yourselves
i'll stay as long as it takes, to hold back the tide

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Greyguardian In reply to thesadstork [2012-03-10 14:04:46 +0000 UTC]

i can only wish you best, Sir!

eventhough my sucked with milk defeatist intuition tells me you are on a suicide mission

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thesadstork In reply to Greyguardian [2012-03-10 14:12:03 +0000 UTC]

maybe you're right, but maybe just maybe...
yeah, no you're dead right, i might as well go.
when i build my ark to leave should i save you some room.


not too expensive... i mean no, it will be for free, for free

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Greyguardian In reply to thesadstork [2012-03-10 14:25:27 +0000 UTC]

thanks Dafydd I really appreciate

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thesadstork In reply to Greyguardian [2012-03-10 14:52:19 +0000 UTC]

gracious even in defeat

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