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darth-biomech [2017-06-01 17:26:10 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, I have one. Why does the thing to the left have kilometer-long tapestries and humongously large windows and statues on it?
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JeanLucCaptain In reply to Bangcat [2020-03-10 03:57:15 +0000 UTC]
DO YOU WISH TO KNOW MORE? IF YOU DO THE ORDO HERETICUS WILL ANSWER ANY HERESY YOU MAY HAVE.
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TINCLANKER [2015-09-24 01:37:54 +0000 UTC]
You to the God Emperors work, even Armsmen of the Imperial Navy are more bad ass than stormies, facing Dark Eldar and Daemons.
Psss...I would take a Pump action shotgun over a E-11.
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mjonar [2014-12-25 05:30:37 +0000 UTC]
You know that your screwed when another ships hood ornament is bigger then your entire ship.
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StormAlchemist15 [2014-09-22 00:57:19 +0000 UTC]
Cpt. Luther, ISD Blade of Coruscant: We appear to have entered hostile space.
Comms officer: Sir! Unknown signature on scanner. Requesting ID.
SPEAKER: This is the Divine Intervention, of Battlefleet GOthic. Identify yourselves or face destruction, in the name of the Emperor.
Luther: We are the ISD Blade of Coruscant, veteran of 42 void conflicts. I doubt you can destroy us.
Speaker: We shall see. *the ship's citadel appears out their bridge viewports*
Luther: Not so bad, eh. PREPARE TO FIRE ALL FORWARD BATT-
*rest of ship enters view, with prow nova cannon pointing right at the bridge*
Luther: On second thought, Helm, bring us about and accelerate to flank speed. I want to get as far away from this monstrosity as is possible.
Speaker: RUN B******!
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pulidog [2013-10-31 12:37:37 +0000 UTC]
that awkward moment when the enemy's hood ornament is 10 times bigger, and more fighting capable than your whole ship XD
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darkangel31314 [2013-10-18 04:45:29 +0000 UTC]
I ran the numbers. The Galactic Empire could only build 2 Death Stars, and a dozen or so super star destroyers averaging 20 kilometers long, and it takes the resources of several sectors to do so.
Even though it takes over 100 years to hand-craft each one, the Holy Fleet accepts 17-kilometer long Battleships at several per year.
The point being that not even the Adeptus Mechanicus knows how many there are - and they build the damn things!
Even if they weren't that large, The Imperium of Man out-classes the Galactic Empire through sheer numbers.
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Bioexperimentvenger [2013-09-08 01:48:23 +0000 UTC]
Actually, there is no consistent figure for the size of ships in 40K. Literally every source has different numbers.
So, no. I'm sorry, but no.
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Darianblood [2013-08-06 14:34:59 +0000 UTC]
Nice comparison but i cant help but point out....the Size differential between the Death Star and Luke's X-Wing was a lot greater...
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Wyzilla [2013-07-28 17:23:01 +0000 UTC]
The Empire commonly used Capital Ships far larger than Imperial Star Destroyers that ranged around 2-15 kilometers, plus if accept the ICS calcs, ludicrously more powerful per punch. Then you've got ships like the Eclipse. The main advantage of the Empire as well in a fight with Warhammer (this has gone down a lot), is their greater maneuverability. In an actual fight between the two galaxies if they were moved right by each other- the Empire would be zipping around once it had starcharts and able to freely attack planets and ravage them. Once a response fleet is sent, they're already left the area. Then there's also the fact that unlike the Imperium, the GE's tech has the ability to advance in response to threats.
In fact the GE would fit snugly into Warhammer (hell, they've been adding stuff to the franchise over time so most planets in the Galactic Empire even look like Hive Cities). Being on par with the IOM and having far better tech advancement capability if the need arises, they'd become an 'evil' twin of the IOM. I doubt even Wankatine from Dark Empire could withstand Chaos Temptation, and the whole military would likely become an extension of Tzeentch/Khorne's will as their leaders were corrupter. No doubt in short time you'd start seeing Phase II/III Dark Troopers being mass produced (with durasteel armor instead of phrik, because phrik's phriking expensive and rare) and being infested with Scrap Code.
And thus the Daemon Engine Marines were born!
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dingdoodah In reply to Wyzilla [2013-08-08 01:28:58 +0000 UTC]
I'm sorry, did you just call the Empire the evil twin of the Imperium?
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JeanLucCaptain In reply to dingdoodah [2020-03-10 04:10:44 +0000 UTC]
That is a non-sequitur. the imperium of man is LITERALLY the Grimdarkest Dystopia... EVER.
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gothold [2013-04-15 14:13:38 +0000 UTC]
not even the force can help them!
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Thrownik [2012-12-04 08:30:42 +0000 UTC]
yeah. One question...
Capitan of that battleship noticed that 'fly' in front of his vessel?
or just 'accidentally' rammed it without any speed decrease? XD
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Nitocolus [2012-12-01 22:44:38 +0000 UTC]
The Empire may have their Death Stars, but the Imperium can use the Exterminatus like Commissar uses a bolt pistol.
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TheNightbringer343 [2012-11-04 21:07:53 +0000 UTC]
Imperial battleship is just Notre Dame with a warp drive.
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TheNightbringer343 [2012-11-04 21:07:11 +0000 UTC]
Lord General:"For the Emperor, men!"
Guardsman #1:"Which one, Sir?"
Lord General: *headshot*"Silence, heretic!"
Guardsman #2: "Oh, that one."
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TheElevatedDeviant [2012-09-16 15:23:42 +0000 UTC]
And then.... (drum roll or menacing music, whatever your choice).... SUPER STAR DESTROYERS.
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Thrownik In reply to TheElevatedDeviant [2012-12-04 08:26:26 +0000 UTC]
PHEW!
ISD-loooogn shp (awesome, yes) but flat.
His Divine Majesty's Ships -blocks of metal and guns.
"Any questions?" XD
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TheElevatedDeviant In reply to Thrownik [2012-12-04 13:25:37 +0000 UTC]
Oh, you mean the Executor-class- from the movies.
When I wage my wars for Star Wars, I go ALL-OUT and delve into the EU.
We have twenty-kilometer long dreadnoughts armed with superlasers that are capable of rendering a planet uninhabitable in a single shot, and destroying capital ships at much the same rate. And that's only ONE.
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TheElevatedDeviant In reply to Thrownik [2012-12-04 22:10:20 +0000 UTC]
The Eclipses I and II would stand up to the Imperium of Man very well. The Mandos in space are smaller but indestructibe, on the ground, too. And, if we're talking ALL of Star Wars then we'd crush you just in numbers alone.
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TheElevatedDeviant In reply to Thrownik [2012-12-05 21:41:28 +0000 UTC]
You're ignoring one point here. Numbers. We're pairing off EVERY THING EVER from the beginning of our respective franchises to the end and mine has 25,000 years' worth of warriors and starships, so...
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TheElevatedDeviant In reply to Thrownik [2012-12-07 22:12:02 +0000 UTC]
Not just the Empire! You're not getting me!
I did the math- with all of Star Wars, I have well over sixteen SEPTILLION troops at my command. That is an INCONCEIVABLY high number of troops, guns, ammo... you're fuckin' DOOMED, man.
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CaptRedJack In reply to TheElevatedDeviant [2013-01-25 21:26:56 +0000 UTC]
are we counting whole universes? allow me to introduce you to the Tyranid. they will gladly eat your Septillion troops and use them to eat some more
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TheElevatedDeviant In reply to CaptRedJack [2013-01-25 23:03:53 +0000 UTC]
Dark Side Force Storms, Death Stars, Galaxy Guns...
we still win.
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CaptRedJack In reply to TheElevatedDeviant [2013-01-26 13:50:20 +0000 UTC]
yea, no please forget I commented at all. I saw the rest of the conversation you had with the other guy and I just don't have time for that kind or illogical nonsense
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TheElevatedDeviant In reply to Thrownik [2012-12-07 23:51:17 +0000 UTC]
Nope. I still win. And no gods. Not even my Force-power guys. I just overwhelm you.
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Thrownik In reply to TheElevatedDeviant [2012-12-08 15:53:36 +0000 UTC]
No. Summary Executiob cannot be blocked/dodged/reflected etc...
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TheElevatedDeviant In reply to Thrownik [2012-12-08 19:01:45 +0000 UTC]
Oh, it can.
-switching franchises-
In accordance with executive order 2514 set in place by Chairman Wesker himself, for gross misconduct and abuse of corporation property in the field I sentence you to Summary Liquidation.
-pulls out handgun-
***BLAM
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Thrownik In reply to TheElevatedDeviant [2012-12-08 20:04:54 +0000 UTC]
Emperor Protects me.
I'm ending that sensless discusion.
WARHAMMER 40K WIN!
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everyonescritic [2012-06-20 06:13:07 +0000 UTC]
Just one question - how quickly do you think the toilet system on the Star Destroyer would shut down after the Divine Retribution arrived?
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