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[Authors note: This is what happens when it's 5 in the morning, high on caffeine, and anxious as all hell from it.
Further noting: This has some things in it that may be found disturbing.]

  Temari's eyes widened. "You did NOT just seriously ask me that!" she put her hands on her head and squeezed it, as though trying to make the images come out.
Gaara crossed his arms, and made a displeased face. "It was either I ask you for help, or Kankuro."
Oh god. Temari's eyes widened further. She shook her head. "So tell me again how this happened."
"Well, it started when I was eating cookie dough and was getting a little horny from it.."

  Everyone knows about Gaara's cookie obsession. And as anyone may have thought, he found cookie dough to be so good it was practically an aphrodisiac.

  Well, Gaara was slowly sucking the cookie dough, toes curling with the pleasure of the taste of the delicious dough. He ate it with such a blissful expression, you'd think he was having sex.
  His siblings passed by and rolled their eyes as they saw Gaara's expression. They ignored him, because they'd seen him do this way too many times before.

  ‘What was sex like,' Gaara asked himself. ‘Well, I'll just have to find out and what better than to do it with a thing you adore?'
  He stared at the freezer impatiently, wondering if he'd frozen it long enough yet. It had been several hours.

He got up and pulled the frozen rod of cookie dough out and stared at it hungrily. It was only a matter of time before it'd soften and become a problem.
He ran to his room and locked the door behind him. And did Naruto's Sexy Jutsu.
He laid down on his bed, blushing slightly at what he was going to do next. He'd made the rod somewhat thin for a reason. He didn't want to hurt anything.
He reached towards his lower regions to find the female opening. He still couldn't believe he was doing this. It took him a moment as he was still unfamiliar with the female genitals.
Once he'd found the opening that led inside his body, he found the cold rod of dough and slid it inside himself..

When he noticed that the dough was starting to get soft, it was already too late. He pulled out about half of the rod and gaped at it.
He hadn't even have time to.. Well, orgasm.
He sighed irritably and began to attempt to get the dough out..

After he gave up, he panicked slightly and thought that if he tried changing back to his male body, the dough would be eradicated.

Well, most of him became male again. He started to smirk in pride, but when he realized he had both male and female parts, with the dough still stuck in him, "Oh shit.."

Temari shifted the hands from her head to put then over her ears. "No more, please no more, for my sanity.."
"That doesn't stop me from needing help.." Gaara said bluntly.
"I can't believe you actually.. I mean, everyone jokes about you doing it, but I never imagined you actually would.."
"Can get this over with?"
"I am going to need a LOT of booze for this.."
"Me too."
"No way. I don't want you trying this again."

Description
[Authors note: This is what happens when it's 5 in the morning, high on caffeine, and anxious as all hell from it.
Further noting: This has some things in it that may be found disturbing.]

  Temari's eyes widened. "You did NOT just seriously ask me that!" she put her hands on her head and squeezed it, as though trying to make the images come out.
Gaara crossed his arms, and made a displeased face. "It was either I ask you for help, or Kankuro."
Oh god. Temari's eyes widened further. She shook her head. "So tell me again how this happened."
"Well, it started when I was eating cookie dough and was getting a little horny from it.."

  Everyone knows about Gaara's cookie obsession. And as anyone may have thought, he found cookie dough to be so good it was practically an aphrodisiac.

  Well, Gaara was slowly sucking the cookie dough, toes curling with the pleasure of the taste of the delicious dough. He ate it with such a blissful expression, you'd think he was having sex.
  His siblings passed by and rolled their eyes as they saw Gaara's expression. They ignored him, because they'd seen him do this way too many times before.

  ‘What was sex like,' Gaara asked himself. ‘Well, I'll just have to find out and what better than to do it with a thing you adore?'
  He stared at the freezer impatiently, wondering if he'd frozen it long enough yet. It had been several hours.

He got up and pulled the frozen rod of cookie dough out and stared at it hungrily. It was only a matter of time before it'd soften and become a problem.
He ran to his room and locked the door behind him. And did Naruto's Sexy Jutsu.
He laid down on his bed, blushing slightly at what he was going to do next. He'd made the rod somewhat thin for a reason. He didn't want to hurt anything.
He reached towards his lower regions to find the female opening. He still couldn't believe he was doing this. It took him a moment as he was still unfamiliar with the female genitals.
Once he'd found the opening that led inside his body, he found the cold rod of dough and slid it inside himself..

When he noticed that the dough was starting to get soft, it was already too late. He pulled out about half of the rod and gaped at it.
He hadn't even have time to.. Well, orgasm.
He sighed irritably and began to attempt to get the dough out..

After he gave up, he panicked slightly and thought that if he tried changing back to his male body, the dough would be eradicated.

Well, most of him became male again. He started to smirk in pride, but when he realized he had both male and female parts, with the dough still stuck in him, "Oh shit.."

Temari shifted the hands from her head to put then over her ears. "No more, please no more, for my sanity.."
"That doesn't stop me from needing help.." Gaara said bluntly.
"I can't believe you actually.. I mean, everyone jokes about you doing it, but I never imagined you actually would.."
"Can get this over with?"
"I am going to need a LOT of booze for this.."
"Me too."
"No way. I don't want you trying this again."