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Stutterlite — ASSASSIN'S CREED: THE APPLE

Published: 2011-05-07 12:18:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 4704; Favourites: 118; Downloads: 37
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Description Poor Altair has much to consider.
His obsession with the Piece of Eden is taxing on his health, his mental well-being, and his sex life.

But there's much more at stake.
... SO MUCH MORE..

Completed 5:13am.

This one's actually got some sort of a narrative plot thing going on. HOW NIFTY.

Got the Apple? Troll the World.
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Comments: 36

Skywolf42 [2014-11-05 12:23:53 +0000 UTC]

I laughed so hard!! Thank you!!

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Sh4ryne [2014-10-02 20:56:32 +0000 UTC]

Made my day! x'D

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26SonicBoom [2013-04-10 10:49:14 +0000 UTC]

LOL X'D

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Kezasu [2012-04-18 01:31:00 +0000 UTC]

LOL
"GUDBAI BORGIA TROLOLOLO"
That made my day. XD

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SniperJessi [2012-02-22 07:32:29 +0000 UTC]

WHY DO I KEEP MAKING THE MISTAKE TO READ THIS WHILE MY DADS ASLEEP?!?!?

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Reyrocksall [2012-01-26 09:50:49 +0000 UTC]

hide it well altair

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Altair11011165 [2012-01-12 23:17:14 +0000 UTC]

LMAO

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PeacefullyCrazy [2011-12-07 22:53:55 +0000 UTC]

TROLL.

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MKMwildcat [2011-10-04 21:42:27 +0000 UTC]

So awesome! I'm very proud to live in Florence! **

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Latino-Girl [2011-07-19 00:52:02 +0000 UTC]

LMAO

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Alentrish [2011-06-10 10:40:16 +0000 UTC]

TROLOLOLOL!

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Stutterlite In reply to Alentrish [2011-06-11 05:06:16 +0000 UTC]

^ THIS.

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Alentrish In reply to Stutterlite [2011-06-11 10:01:10 +0000 UTC]

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Apple-Fruit [2011-05-31 21:36:24 +0000 UTC]

Oh God, Ezio...What a crazed buffoon. Geez I laughed so much at the face he made when he got the Appel, such a crazed happey look. This is an Epic win!!

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Stutterlite In reply to Apple-Fruit [2011-06-01 04:52:06 +0000 UTC]

"What a crazed buffoon."
^THIS. LOL

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FelinaofL2 [2011-05-26 22:45:59 +0000 UTC]

Yet another reason why I think Alty wouldn't be happy with his descendants.

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Clopina [2011-05-24 19:30:39 +0000 UTC]

This.is. the awesomest thing ever.
Like, really.
I died laughing :°D

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Stutterlite In reply to Clopina [2011-05-25 18:56:55 +0000 UTC]

ROFL! Thanks! 8D
And b'awww@your avatar. Is.. is that a floating Apple? ROFL

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ivery123 [2011-05-22 20:47:26 +0000 UTC]

Is that.....is that an Aladdin background?? xDD
Lmmfao.
This is amazing~!
<3 Awesome work.

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Stutterlite In reply to ivery123 [2011-05-23 04:48:30 +0000 UTC]

LOL IDK
And thanks. 8)

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AlaskanHighlander [2011-05-22 01:27:34 +0000 UTC]

FAVING!!!!!

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britolitos96 [2011-05-16 21:12:31 +0000 UTC]

OMG LOOOOL NICE WORK XD XD

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Bedelgese [2011-05-12 05:00:19 +0000 UTC]

hahahha troll the world XD

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MickusTheDutch [2011-05-10 08:17:29 +0000 UTC]



This is the most beautiful thing I have ever laid eyes on.

Also: Lol Agrabah XD

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Stutterlite In reply to MickusTheDutch [2011-05-11 19:08:30 +0000 UTC]

LOLAgrabah FTW.

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0sugarmarie [2011-05-07 20:00:23 +0000 UTC]

omg hahahaha this is the best thing ever!

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BlairNite [2011-05-07 17:28:00 +0000 UTC]

OMG LMAO!!! And yes nifty narrative plot is nifty. <3

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LixHetaliaxLuvr [2011-05-07 16:59:14 +0000 UTC]

BEAUTIFUL!

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NoteBlue [2011-05-07 12:48:04 +0000 UTC]

OMG YOU FINISHED LOL!

God, this one took you forever but it's fuckin' GORGEOUSSSSS.
I was reading the first half, and I was like "Holy us, there's no crack in here.....But this shit is pretttttyyyyy gooooooodd. -eyebrow waggle-" Then Ezio happened.
"He tuk Cesare's froot" HAHAHA

It's kinda funny that the Aladdin city thing actually looks like it fits there perfectly.

Also....5:13 is LAAAATE.

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Stutterlite In reply to NoteBlue [2011-05-07 18:20:17 +0000 UTC]

FUCK LOL. I only just now noticed the "holy us."

For the fuckin' win.

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NoteBlue In reply to Stutterlite [2011-05-07 18:46:05 +0000 UTC]

KEYWORD
"FASHIONABLY"

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Stutterlite In reply to NoteBlue [2011-05-12 19:33:35 +0000 UTC]

O U .

^THIS RESPONSE IS FASHIONABLY LATE, AS PER THE USUAL.

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Stutterlite In reply to NoteBlue [2011-05-07 18:18:32 +0000 UTC]

5:13 IS LAAAATE.

LMFAO@ "Then Ezio happened." I couldn't have put it better myself. HAHAHA

And fuck, Iknowrite? That city thing looks like it'd fit LOL. Reminded me of the wealthy district of Jerusalem, which is STILL MY FAVORITE LOCATION IN AC1, KTHNXBAI. Has the best horse-riding theme, too.

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NoteBlue In reply to Stutterlite [2011-05-07 18:45:49 +0000 UTC]

YEAAAAH I went to bed at FOUR like a good kid.

I NEVER PAYED ATTENTION TO THE HORSE RIDING THEM ROFLMAO but yeah jerusalem was just my favorite in general.

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Stutterlite In reply to NoteBlue [2011-05-07 18:48:40 +0000 UTC]

You went to bed at four? B'AWWW. C8
I found it hard to sleep because the thought of swag-sack races made me lul.

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NoteBlue In reply to Stutterlite [2011-05-07 19:23:03 +0000 UTC]

Hoshyt, the swag-sack races......swagging around in those potato sacks.

Straight over the finish line, awwwwww yeeeeeaaaahhh

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