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Stelera — Oops, I Accidentally Fantroll

Published: 2012-11-03 02:15:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 1890; Favourites: 42; Downloads: 10
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Description I'm... I'm so sorry... I need to stop putting my junk into this fandom...

Uh... might as well say something...

Be the Fantroll

Your name is Selora Teslox. You have a particularly high interest in PSIIELECTRIC ENGINEERING. Considering how much time you spend tinkering with various ENGINEERING PROJECTS, you ought to be a lot better at it than you are. Seriously though, your workbench is littered with all manner of INCOMPLETE UNDERTAKINGS you hope to pick back up someday; though you know you won't. Still you persist; nobody ever got to be an engineer in the IMPERIAL WARFLEET by sitting around blowing bubbles in their SOPOR SLIME.

Specs:

Your lusus is a fox with a large, glass ball in the center of its tail. She's skittish and antsy all the time. She skitters around the hive like she's afraid of something. You really wish she'd calm her shit. She's always rearranging your stuff too, and hoarding the shiny things. It's really annoying, and occasionally infuriating.

Your Strife Specibus is equipped with the SolderKind, but you don’t strife if you can help it. You usually try to avoid conflict mostly because you’re pretty bad at actually fighting. You’re not sure you could even kill anyone with your soldering iron anyway, so it’s probably better that you stay out of the fray.

Strife Techniques:
Attack – Volley, Vandalize, Vanquish, Vaporize, Vitrify, Vanguard, Vituperate
Defend – Resist, Repel, Refute, Rebuke, Reflect, Retort, Retrogress, Retreat

You go by the Trollian handle CopaceticTransistor,
~ and yΩu tend tΩ type ljke thjs, but hΩw yΩu type sΩmetjmes depends Ωn watt sjtuatjΩn yΩu are jn.
≈ whΣn yΩμ gΣt mαd thΩμgh, yΩμr typjng bΣcΩmΣs mμch mΩrΣ djffjcμlt tΩ rΣαd!
Thank goodness you don’t get mad often.

The Fetch Modus on your Sylladex is the “Voltage Devider” modus which uses the items in your inventory as resistors in a circuit. Your Sylladex has a current minimum, and if you over-fill it with items in series, your entire Sylladex will shut off and eject all items. This forces you to get creative with how you stack your inventory. In order to withdraw an item, you must solve for the voltage across that particular item and the Sylladex with eject that item. If multiple items have the same voltage across them, all items with the same voltage will be ejected.

Though you don’t know much about her, your Ancestor was known as The Engineer. She was a renowned and highly intelligent troll who worked as the head of the Power Control division on Her Imperious Condescension’s flagship. There was some sort of psiielectrical accident, and The Engineer went mad. She began conducting her research on psiielectric conversion efficiency indiscriminately. When she was found responsible for the experimental death of a violet-blood, she was culled on the spot.

Personality:

Your goal pre-SGRUB - given that you exist within a fan-session is to become a renowned psiielectric engineer in the Imperial fleet. You want recognition for the greatness you hope to achieve.

You get distracted easily - sized by fits of inspiration - but allow the inspiration to taper off, leaving the project unfinished and neglected. You keep the unfinished projects around in hopes of someday finishing them, though you know you won't. You would feel guilty if you got rid of them.

Similar to your projects, you can get distracted from your friends, which tend to require regular upkeep (so to speak). You like to have friends that don't necessarily have to hear from you every day, and have relationships that more self-maintain. When you do interact with your friends, you value someone who is very relaxed and doesn't get worked up over little details.

You dislike people who try to take too much control of a situation; not that you dislike structure - you actually get sidetracked less in a structured environment - but you can't stand being micromanaged, and if put in a situation where someone is trying to control all the little aspects, you’ll likely begin to blatantly ignore them. You are more of one to silently - though obviously – rebel.

Bring me that plate.
*Drops plate on ground with deadpan face*
Dude why
*Middle finger salute*

As far as the Hemospectrum is concerned, you feel more like those who are of higher blood are destined for greater things; like blood color and fate are somewhat linked, and not just by the privileges those of higher blood are granted. You believe highbloods are actually better, but they are highblooded because they are better, not that they are better because they are highblooded. You have more patience with those of higher blood because you assume they're more intelligent than lowbloods. You have a shorter fuse with trolls below you on the hemospectrum and will get frustrated with them more quickly because you assume they're less intelligent.
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Comments: 19

extraneousCombustion [2012-11-14 21:15:27 +0000 UTC]

(And I LOVE the wings.)

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extraneousCombustion [2012-11-14 21:08:02 +0000 UTC]

It's obvious that a lot of thought went into her, and it's definitely paid off. And you're the first person I've seen who bothered to include the strife techniques. The originality is really impressive, and so is your ability to stick to the theme. Awesome job!

My only question: Is there a reason for the greek letters and the j? Is she in tune with ancient troll Greece or something, or do they have notable significance in science and engineering? I have the same question about your symbol. But taking not of the immaculate details in the bio, I assume there must be one.

Just a really nice troll overall, I can't find anything to change! Keep contributing your 'junk' to the fandom, sis!

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Stelera In reply to extraneousCombustion [2012-11-14 21:48:14 +0000 UTC]

With regards to the Greek letters, and the j, it all cycles back to engineering. In electrical engineering a lot of Greek symbols are used to represent certain variables, constants, operators, and units of measure. The Greek letter Omega (Ω) is the symbol representing the standard unit for resistance, the ohm. Sigma (Σ) is the operator symbolizing summation (Σ[1,2,3]=6). Mu (μ) is used to represent several different tings in engineering, including the magnitude "micro" meaning 10^-6, and the permeability of a material. Alpha (α) is a very standard variable, used in engineering much the way x is used in algebra. The "j" is a reference to the imaginary variable "i" which is representative of the square root of -1. In engineering, however, the variable i is already used to represent a dependent current, and therefore the imagenary variable "i" was replaced with "j" to avoid confusion.

They symbol on Selora's shirt is the symbol for ground in circuit design, it represents a perfect zero voltage such as the circuit being connected to the physical ground, or to a point at an infinite distance.

I didn't think to include all this information in the bio because it felt very tedious and superfluous. Typically whenever I try and talk about engineering people zone out.

Thanks so much for your feedback! It really means a lot!

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extraneousCombustion In reply to Stelera [2012-11-14 23:04:44 +0000 UTC]

I don't think it's tedious at all. I find it admirable that you went into such lengths to make your character's roots as detailed as Andrew Hussie's defaults. In my opinion, any fantroll without this kind of background data could use a lot of work. You fantroll seriously surpasses most that I have seen in terms of quality in research.

As for the quirk, it was a wise decision to tone it down (except on occasion of anger, of course).

And if those are engineering puns, you're beautiful.

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Stelera In reply to extraneousCombustion [2012-11-15 00:02:17 +0000 UTC]

Be the Funny Engineer Troll

You cannot be the funny engineer troll. You have no idea who that is. By all means you can be the engineer troll. You already are the engineer troll. But you will likely never scale high enough on the Echeladder reach the rank of Double Entengineer. Such expectations are just ludicrous. The closest you can come to psiielectric hilarity is your sneaky replacement of "what" with "watt" whenever you type, but even that has become second nature to you and lost most of its jocularity.

...

But seriously, thank you so much! Your opinion means a lot to me!

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Team-Foxhound-Maps [2012-11-14 03:24:56 +0000 UTC]

Ohh nice.
better than my fantrolls

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grimjes [2012-11-13 12:36:13 +0000 UTC]

that hair!
...
that bow!!
...
THAT WINGS!!!

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Stelera In reply to grimjes [2012-11-13 20:38:17 +0000 UTC]

is that good?

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grimjes In reply to Stelera [2012-11-14 07:47:04 +0000 UTC]

yes

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Stelera In reply to grimjes [2012-11-14 08:05:40 +0000 UTC]

oh thank you!

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grimjes In reply to Stelera [2012-11-14 08:09:16 +0000 UTC]

yw^^

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Pencilfish [2012-11-13 06:29:38 +0000 UTC]

wow, she is defenitely a good fantroll
i love her!

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Chiherah [2012-11-03 04:36:09 +0000 UTC]

*applause* Adorable!

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Stelera In reply to Chiherah [2012-11-03 17:34:32 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much!

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RyuFrei [2012-11-03 02:20:37 +0000 UTC]

Ohhhhh~ I Like her~!

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Stelera In reply to RyuFrei [2012-11-03 17:34:22 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! She's still very much a work in progress as far as characterization goes. I may make more sprites for fun as I start to develop more of her character!

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RyuFrei In reply to Stelera [2012-11-03 17:37:29 +0000 UTC]

Aww I see, then can't wait to see more of her~ :3

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Stelera In reply to RyuFrei [2012-11-03 18:05:30 +0000 UTC]

Cool! I can't wait to start developing her character more! Especially the fun little details, like her god tier, her strife specibus, and her Ancestor.

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RyuFrei In reply to Stelera [2012-11-03 18:22:38 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, X333 That's always fun~!

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