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Merkel yelling at Estell for calling him fuckface.Merkel's hat is backwards and it bothers me.
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((Thanks, I just drew this from scratch. My friend and I are RPing with fantrolls through panels, so I'd post more, but without her pages things might get confusing))
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Theemth you're angry o,|.|,o
Allow me to thow you the light *holding hith lantern abothe Merkel'th head*
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MERKEL: wha+ +he fuck i+h +hi+h?
MERKEL: fuck i mean wha+ +he fuck is +his?
MERKEL: and of fucking course im angry
MERKEL: +ha+ mo+herfucker es+ell called me a fuckface!
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Thmmmm.. *chin grip*
Maybe he'th trying thor your blackrom?
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MERKEL: can+ be
MERKEL: i already have a fucking perfec+ kismesissi+ude
MERKEL: and he fucking knows +ha+
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Authpithtithe? Waiting thor a mediary?
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MERKEL: i +hink +his migh+ be his bass-ackwards a++emp+ a+ redrom solici+a+ion
MERKEL: he's doing a shi++y job of i+
MERKEL: bu+ on the other hand i+'s defini+ely no+ nearly as blackrom as quorhi's sugary venom
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MERKEL: hey, shi+heel you s+ay +he fuck away from my kismesis
MERKEL: she's my quarry
MERKEL: i've been on her +rail for perigees now and i'm no+ gonna le+ some slurring +rapjaw encroach on my +erri+ory
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I rethuthe to thill my black quadrant with anything other than the darknethth o,|.|,o *nodding insistingly*
Bethideth you're the one the lothe-hateth
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MERKEL: so wha+ you wan+ +o have sloppy ha+e makou+s wi+h shadows and shi+?
MERKEL: weird.
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Not at all, completely clean hatred
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MERKEL: so le+ me ge+ +his s+raigh+
MERKEL: you have aconcupiscen+ feelings of kismesissi+ude +owards...
MERKEL: darkness
MERKEL: al+ernia mus+ be a bi+ch for you
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The light will thpread! o,|.|,o
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MERKEL: wha+?
MERKEL: do you wan+ +he whole plane+ +o go blind?
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Ith they cannot handle the light, tho be it
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MERKEL: i +hink you severely underes+ima+e the ability of +roll kind in general to "handle the ligh+"
MERKEL: wha+'s +he plan +hen?
MERKEL: blind everyone bu+ +he rainbow drinkers?
MERKEL: sorry +o say pal, bu+ you don'+ exac+ly fi+ +he profile
MERKEL: you'll blind yourself +oo
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The light ithnt an evil forthe *blinking*
I've therved the light thor theveral thweepth
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MERKEL: so you're jus+ a maniacal daywalker who wan+s +o wa+ch +he world go blind
MERKEL: well you have fun with +ha+
MERKEL: i +hink i'd prefer +o s+ay noc+urnal
MERKEL: i like my eyes no+ roas+ed ou+ of +heir socke+s +hanks
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MERKEL: and who +he fuck are you?
MERKEL: you're no+ my moirail
MERKEL: don+ +ell me +o shush
MERKEL: shi+
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(QUE THE ROLEPLAY!)
ZZ: I am, per say, above you and that is all you need to know~
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MERKEL: are you +alking bloodcas+e or physical location?
MERKEL: because if you are li+erally above me +ha+ can change real quick
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ZZ: I'll leave it to your imagination. Get to know me better and you might just find out for sure.
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GG: where even are you?
GG: how +he fuck can you see me?
GG: and how did you ge+ my +rollian handle +his is a priva+e fucking accoun+
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MERKEL: ooooh nice comeback
MERKEL: look a+ me
MERKEL: im so wi++y and edgy
MERKEL: mise+er smar+ypan+s +roll
MERKEL: fuckface
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Saavri: Heh heh heh. 'Sup, sh0rty?
(Saavri is super sh0rt.)
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MERKEL: who +he fuck are you calling shor+y, shor+y?
MERKEL: i swear i+s almos+ like you were leading me into +ha+ one
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MERKEL: yeah
MERKEL: har har fucking har
MERKEL: youre a real rio+
MERKEL: i hope youre proud
MERKEL: jus+ yuck i+ up
MERKEL: see if i give a fuck
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Saavri: *Walks up t0 him and h0lds 0ut hand* My name's Saavri Zilpah. *N0ds t0 s0me0ne behind him* And that's Jadiel.
(Jadiel is a tr0ll versi0n 0f my d0g. He basically raised Saavri after her lusus went missing, as her lusus had always taken care 0f her and she had n0 idea ab0ut h0w t0 care fur herself.)
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MERKEL: wha+ +he fuck kind of lusus is +ha+?
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Saavri: *Shuffles unc0mfurtably.*
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MERKEL: well?
MERKEL: are you going to jus+ s+and +here shuffling or answer my ques+ion?
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Saavri: She... was a grreat lusus... It's just... I... sleep walk and... I g0t l0st...
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MERKEL: so wai+
MERKEL: +ha+'s no+ your lusus?
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MERKEL: is +ha+ +hing your lusus or no+?
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(Jadiel is a d0g?)
Saavri: Uh... n0?
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(Merkel is not familiar with non-lusus animals)
MERKEL: okay +hen why is i+ following you?
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(Jadiel's actually a tr0ll... Uh... Bear.)
Saavri: *Stares at creature* I'M 0UTTA HERE.
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