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Published: 2009-09-27 17:48:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 10553; Favourites: 147; Downloads: 80
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After the success of the first one [link] , here is the sequel!This is actually a quote from the episode "Future Imperfect", from the 4th season of The Next Generation (I'm guessing here). I LOL when I heard it, so, here it is, in its full splendor!
Credits for Star Trek are not mine!
The humour, however, is. Sorry!
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Data: Sir, we should be able to-
*someone talking in the background*
Riker: SHUT UP!
Me (I'm the person in the background!): NO, YOU SHUT UP, RIKER!
Data:
Riker:
Me: Data's cuter than you are, anyway!
Riker: *looks at Data*
Data:
Riker: Worf! Get her out of here!
Worf: *comes over*
Me: SORRY! GOTTA GO! BYE!
Worf: *chases after*
*crashes and bangs in the background*
Me: I'm okay! Whoa! Crazy Klingon comin' through! *runs and hides behind Data*
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That's the best moment of Riker. It made me love him
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Oh, I know what you mean, he's sick and tired of people acting weird around him, so he just snaps!
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Alien girls, giggling and pointing at Data
RIker- "SHUT UP!"
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I know a teacher at school who looks just like Riker..... :3
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One of the art teachers at one of our high schools is 'Mrs. Riker'
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But does he have THE BEARD OF COMMAND?!
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they never listen....they just keep talking untill i have to blow them up.....
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I totally agree. "Fire everything!" is what I always end up, after a long day at the bridge...
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And you see now what you get from an angry Riker!
Riker Smash!
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this is what ur doing, this is what i want you to do
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Great line from Riker, but my favorite is still Captain Picard, with his Shakespearean mojo in his speeches. Nice motivator, and a lot of people could benefit from that advice.
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I love how the big give away on this episode was data using a contraction...it was awesome
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Data's thinking: "Ah, so this is what is referred to as 'A Diss'... Intriguing"
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Somebody give me a hell yeah if you think Commander Riker should have gotten a spin off series where he was in command of the Enterprise..... Nobody? Guess it was just me. Love the pic, why can't I ever think of stuff like this!
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You can, just be random enough! Although, honestly, the statement is actually from the tv show.
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The only thing that would make this even more hysterical would be the same line from Picard. 
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Riker's attitude, no one can match it!
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Did you see the other motivation posters I made?
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Just Checked it out... ROFL again!!!!
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Riker demands some respect, finally!
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Actually, according with the latest calculations, the equation is as follows:
"___________ Riker is sexy.",
where the blank space is variable but never harmful to the statement.
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