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resevilkid In reply to ??? [2017-05-23 23:04:24 +0000 UTC]
'Butcher' doesn't seem to quite cover the damage you're alluding too. I'm not sure there is a word strong enough to fill the void though.
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XenoTeeth3 [2016-12-05 12:04:37 +0000 UTC]
Booh!! fuck this movie ,booh!!
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Songue In reply to XenoTeeth3 [2016-12-05 17:43:13 +0000 UTC]
"But the effects were decent!"
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kayanne21 [2013-09-08 20:58:45 +0000 UTC]
You know what, I'm actually gonna try and come to this movies defence a little.
The best way to think of this is not actually an adaptation. It's more like a live action summery of the first series. That's why it's nothing but exposition. It's just summing things up.
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ScottRansom21 In reply to kayanne21 [2016-03-08 07:21:40 +0000 UTC]
I am sorry, but that is a flimsy defense at best. Even if it were just exposition, let us note what large plot points were missing.
1. King Bumi. He is no small player and by cutting him out you cut out the believable reason he will look for an Earth Bending teacher with very specific qualities as well as one of the largest members of the WHite Lotus.
2. You cut out the Kiyoshi Warriors, something that was key in the seasons both for infiltration of Ba Sing Se and would end up more as a love interest for Sokka.
3. Need I really point out the stupidity of Earthebenders in a prison of earth? There was a reason they were on a metal platform in the middle of the ocean: To break their spirit and cut them off from as much earth as possible.
4. The lack of Jeong Jeong disturbs me greatly as it removed the single most powerful reason Aang tries to swear off fire bending. It gives him a emotional roadblock that must be resolved later.
Not to mention, let's go over some fundamentals.
1. All forms of bending do not require complex motions. In fact, many actions of bending are given from intent and a single motion to create a powerful effect. This is clearly seen as Zuko lost his drive and could not fire bend. Even one episode of the show, however, shows just how quick paced the bending is fired off.
2. Fire Bending DOES NOT need fire from an outside source in the slightest. They use their own energy to create the fire, their breathing being an important part of the fighting style as well as their rooted footing for basic fire bending styles. More importantly, such a limitation makes their possible ruling and being a threat for so long impossible. They would have literally zero chance to conquer if that were a limitation.
3. This is the largest slap to the face: The down-scaling of the Avatar State. I don't really think I need to say it, but let's put this into context. In the show Aang becomes a giant water monster that, alone, chases off an entire Fire Nation Fleet, acting as a medium for the spirit of the ocean itself to get revenge on those who had slain the moon spirit. And only as the balance is restored does the spirit release the hold on Aang's body.
4. Even if this was exposition, the spirit of the characters is all wrong. Aang comes across as an emotional mute here. However, in the series he's a kid. He smiles, laughs, makes jokes, tries to have fun at every turn. Sokka makes legitimate jokes, is far more expressive, and really is a good guy. Let's even look at Zuko and Iroh. Zuko was hot-headed and driven to extremes, borderline psychotic. His uncle was a lovable goof and hidden badass. Neither one lives up to that. THe Iroh is serious and too calm about things while Zuko seems to merely brood.
And from a non Fan standpoint.
1. The story is rushed, poorly executed, and the plot holes are massive (Fire nation holding military presence with heavy limitation on fire)
2. The fight scenes are slow, unimaginative, and overall poor quality.
3. The character's aren't relate-able in any way, being either cartoonishly stupid (Zhao) or just an emotional mute (Almost everyone else)
4. Anticlimactic ending with sequel bait. Who in the world is that girl? (Azula)
Sorry, but there really is no defending this movie in my eyes or in the eyes of many really. But take this as my own opinion and the opinion of a few friends.
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kayanne21 In reply to ScottRansom21 [2016-03-08 12:00:09 +0000 UTC]
Um... I can't remember writing this...what with it being six months ago, but I'm pretty sure I was half kidding.
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ScottRansom21 In reply to kayanne21 [2016-03-08 12:01:29 +0000 UTC]
I was just bored more or less. I figured you might be, but after yesterday when I met someone saying that same thing I never know. xD
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lukio5000 [2013-09-08 19:52:38 +0000 UTC]
That live action movie is weak.
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WarriorNun [2013-09-06 20:15:12 +0000 UTC]
Ah, Ember Island Theater...the recap episode with the chance for the creators to make fun of themselves and lampshade hang.
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DeeJay1993 [2013-07-15 06:11:56 +0000 UTC]
OMG hes a fake vampire ^^` sorry that was stupid
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Songue In reply to DeeJay1993 [2013-07-15 09:57:56 +0000 UTC]
No, that was random and new, thanks!
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DeeJay1993 In reply to Songue [2013-07-15 14:49:20 +0000 UTC]
you`re welcome ^^
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MortalAnonymous [2012-05-02 00:33:14 +0000 UTC]
Wow, I literally thought this right after looking at your last poster. And then it turns out you did it. Woah-ness. O.o That butchering is practically what they did to the series anyway, though.
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cherry12 [2012-04-23 15:51:26 +0000 UTC]
your artist statement kills me
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Songue In reply to cherry12 [2012-04-23 16:11:48 +0000 UTC]
Please, don't die, I'll tone down a notch if it helps!
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Scarecrow113 In reply to Songue [2013-07-15 02:41:04 +0000 UTC]
I could bring her back, if you need
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cherry12 In reply to Songue [2012-04-23 16:45:14 +0000 UTC]
don't be troubled for i have died in peace
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Songue In reply to cherry12 [2012-04-23 17:50:45 +0000 UTC]
While is it always the good ones to die of laughter first?!
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1redgirl1 [2012-04-16 07:07:36 +0000 UTC]
i swear M. Night based the movies only on the ember island episode
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dashdoggirl [2011-10-04 01:28:21 +0000 UTC]
Seriously. It's like the entire movie was just another Ember Island Player's production.
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Songue In reply to dashdoggirl [2011-10-04 12:19:37 +0000 UTC]
No, it wasn't that good.
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Songue In reply to kittysan5 [2010-07-08 20:47:33 +0000 UTC]
Thanks!
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codeman160 [2010-06-02 01:46:22 +0000 UTC]
you guys are f'in babies, if you would do your research you would see that mnight is staying super close to the story unlike DBE did. go to thelastairbenderfans.com and you will find out that its going to be sweetness.
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Songue In reply to codeman160 [2010-06-02 21:12:18 +0000 UTC]
Ok, calm down, please! I mean, this was made explicity for the FUN of it, just as I compared it with the series in-joke, you know? Chill out, please!
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screwinon [2010-04-02 20:03:07 +0000 UTC]
Damn you M. Night Shyamalan, first The Happening, and now THIS. I won't let you get away with destroying one of my favorite shows of all time. Whoever wants to join me in hunting down and raiding Mr. Night's house say Ai!
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Songue In reply to screwinon [2010-04-02 20:14:58 +0000 UTC]
Ai... don't know... yet!
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Songue In reply to TheCheshireKat [2010-02-15 02:47:57 +0000 UTC]
Well, let's see what the white kid playing a tibetan-based character will be like, ok?
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auikimaya [2010-02-12 00:35:17 +0000 UTC]
HAHAHAHAHA THAT'S FROM THE EPISODE OF THE THEATRE!! MAN, THAT WAS AWESOME!!
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Songue In reply to auikimaya [2010-02-12 02:45:50 +0000 UTC]
Thank you!
I need to make fun of the poor little white kid who's playing the Tibetan Boy part!
Making fun at a safe distance, since, after all, the kid IS a real Karate Champion. Yeah, I make fun, but I'm not suicidal.
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auikimaya In reply to Songue [2010-02-12 13:27:21 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, even when he is just a kid, he could so kill us if he knew that we are making fun of him. I mean, did you see the trailer??? The guy is amazing!!
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Songue In reply to auikimaya [2010-02-12 18:46:34 +0000 UTC]
As the Master says (almost): "I pity the Firenation fools"!
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auikimaya In reply to Songue [2010-02-13 02:14:05 +0000 UTC]
I pity them too. Except for Azula. She is so crazy that is hot
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Songue In reply to auikimaya [2010-02-13 03:26:25 +0000 UTC]
What about Ty Lee? Flexibility is a trait to be respected!
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auikimaya In reply to Songue [2010-02-13 20:22:29 +0000 UTC]
Oh yeah, ty lee! SHe have my attention too
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Songue In reply to auikimaya [2010-02-15 02:15:39 +0000 UTC]
And what about June? Even Iroh tried to get a piece of her, remember?
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auikimaya In reply to Songue [2010-02-15 16:49:35 +0000 UTC]
Ok, there are three firenation-ish hot girls! So far, they have more hot girls than the other nations
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Songue In reply to auikimaya [2010-02-15 17:02:41 +0000 UTC]
What about Jin, the tea-lover girl that wanted to get inside Zuko's pants... I mean, heart?
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auikimaya In reply to Songue [2010-02-15 17:16:13 +0000 UTC]
Sure, but her and the kyoshi warrior are the only hot girls from Earth Kingdom. Toph doesn't count, since she is just too awesome to be named by poor mortals like us
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XEOCX [2010-02-11 20:09:00 +0000 UTC]
Lol Avatar State! Yip! Yip!
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Songue In reply to XEOCX [2010-02-12 02:53:27 +0000 UTC]
Let's all "yip yip" together as one and maybe that'll stop the movie from having sequels!
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MrKnight360 [2010-02-11 19:57:18 +0000 UTC]
Can't wait to see that movie
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Songue In reply to MrKnight360 [2010-02-12 02:54:42 +0000 UTC]
... really? I might ilegally download it and watch it once then delete it, but I am not that much eager to do it, actually.
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MrKnight360 In reply to Songue [2010-02-12 03:00:11 +0000 UTC]
well I'm kind of a avatar: the last airbender fan
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Songue In reply to MrKnight360 [2010-02-12 03:16:44 +0000 UTC]
Me too! But Shyamalan, a writer and director I truly respect (Unbreakable and Sixth Sense, what a combo!), but he is not fit for this kind of story.
Well, let's hope he can keep the spirit of the cartoon alive, or this movie's going to be a thing to forget... and possibly make fun at.
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MrKnight360 In reply to Songue [2010-02-12 03:28:08 +0000 UTC]
I too fear that. Just hope for the best.
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Songue In reply to MrKnight360 [2010-02-12 03:37:53 +0000 UTC]
"...and prepare for the worst."
One of my old mottos, actually.
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