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Demoert01 [2019-09-07 00:04:21 +0000 UTC]
incrivel
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OneOut In reply to moonmute [2019-09-03 06:07:15 +0000 UTC]
I don’t know what a good fight is. They try not to die here. >_<
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Puffolotti4iji In reply to OneOut [2019-09-03 12:11:15 +0000 UTC]
To most humans a good fight is one where the opponents are evenly matched or superior on overall parametric stats, translators tend to try a wild guess, but usually they mean: "An interesting fight to watch, if i am a mere witness who doesn't face any immediate danger from the fight's event."
For the imperial empire a good fight is one where superior firepower and weapons's range grant that all our soldiers come back in a piece.
Our battle on Earth was the only bad fight the imperial empire experienced, because we were under the order of not hurting humans, wich was an embarassing problem because they always want to participate in operations with their adorably puerile kevlar armors and toy-guns.
Quite the organizational nightmare... we lost 4 soldiers against 200.000 tasen.
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OneOut In reply to Puffolotti4iji [2019-09-03 12:23:22 +0000 UTC]
Kevlar is a stone age, it is suitable only for the production of toilet paper.
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Puffolotti4iji In reply to OneOut [2019-09-03 21:24:43 +0000 UTC]
Oh, that reminds me that time we were out to rescue a tasen teacher who fleed from the community with some militarized kids... 3 humans popped out like flowers, like "Hello, we are soldiers from H.D.F. who would like to assist you, poor little rabbits, so you feel indebted to us"... you know them... But they had quite big soft armors, with helmet, googles... they looked twice their size.
Our leader, in that operation, was Zulvi "Ace", that basically lives to collect fines for "contempt toward indigenous population", so you know there is a funny story ahead.
Ace looked at them and asked in spanish: "Just a little question Why are you dressed like prostitutes of the spaceports?"
The humans giggled, one of them asked to Ace: "Do komato prostitutes have dresses like our armors?"
Ace drew his laser glass cutter and from 4 meters away proceeded to strip them naked, without leaving a scratch on their skins... they didn't realized what happened untill Ace put the laser glass cutter in the pocket and answered: "Yes, they were cute and easy to remove."
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In truth, in the 6 months between tasen alpha strike and komato planetfall on Earth, humans attacked the tasen HQs and learned that their weapons were useless, then they retreated...
After the battle and the enstablishment of the komato consulate... the self-proclaimed worldwide or global organizations started nagging because komato rescue teams worked with local authorities...
We had the luck of having the xenoetologist Professor Zero from the empire and the former tasen expert in psychological warfare, Doctor Klurilidral, in the humanology department... So i asked them why the so called worldwide organization HDF was so persistent in sending their fruits and sycophants to interphere with komato rescue team...
Oh, they are scientists, i am not, i know each word they used, but their answer doesn't make any sense to me.
I shit you not, they both told me that the leader of the HDF was hoping for his soldiers to get killed in action, not because they were embarassing or dangerous for his agenda, but because he hoped that the komato consul would have been impressed by his intelligence and used the komato army to forcefully remove the leader president of the "Kingdom of He" and the King of "indipendent kingom of Solaria" and give both the positions to him.
So i asked: "And why does he want to become the leader of the first 2 human nations founded after the alpha strike?"
what they said can more or less be expressed by: "His dream is to have a family with the tasen commisioner as his wife."
Oh, well... that belongs to the past...
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Magnus-Strindboem [2019-08-31 08:48:05 +0000 UTC]
You wanted to do this all the time?
Honestly, well done. I do love the seeker in a fighting form there.
Also the information about the Chukchi is great.
I guess the Kele can tear that armor apart quickly, but the seeker is powerful. I wonder how it will end.
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OneOut In reply to Magnus-Strindboem [2019-08-31 09:42:46 +0000 UTC]
This is not an anime. Seekers do not have any combat, true form. Seekers look like this when they don’t need to maintain a humanoid shape.
Autumn is too close, I had one more creature, and several drawings with exalted bitches, but I will have to show a new map next.
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OneOut In reply to Magnus-Strindboem [2019-08-31 15:03:51 +0000 UTC]
It bothers me that again it will look too cartoonish.
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NatalyaLycan [2019-08-30 22:47:23 +0000 UTC]
We love blooooood !
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Chiletrek [2019-08-30 19:57:58 +0000 UTC]
Hello:
Oh boy, that is a boss fight you don't want to (nromally) fight .
I like how you added other creatures there but the Kele is intriguing (just like it's name) as I annot completely figure-out his head shape.
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OneOut In reply to Chiletrek [2019-08-31 03:20:04 +0000 UTC]
This creature is from Chukchi mythology, you can even find on YouTube a small Soviet cartoon about him.
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warrior31992 [2019-08-30 19:36:36 +0000 UTC]
Interesting
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SketchMonster1 [2019-08-30 16:18:49 +0000 UTC]
He's ferocious and on the hunt! Incredible detail and color effect is perfect for this piece. Awesome job.
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Fotoref [2019-08-30 12:45:09 +0000 UTC]
Wow
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OneOut In reply to Fotoref [2019-08-31 03:17:22 +0000 UTC]
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