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Published: 2010-03-27 14:34:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 18660; Favourites: 38; Downloads: 89
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By where we are in the current game, some of us are calling punching people you probably shouldn't punch 'The Cortez Maneuver'Related content
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My favorite page in the whole series thus far. Comedy genius! Perhaps rivaled by when Cortez contemplates a beard
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Cortez is the best character.
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Been meaning to ask: Which character is yours in this campaign? I've always assumed it was the prime but I don't honestly know
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This is why I always play as a techpriest in Dark Heresy.
It gives me an excuse to do things like that.
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Appropriately enough.
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Bwaahahaha!
The Cortez Manuever.
XD
There is a strange kind of sense to it: unless you're an Ogryn a punch is still not nearly as permanently irksome as, say, strafing the offender with a bolt pistol. =]
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It's great to see more VH up Mr. C. Loving it!
I love how Cortez can be presented with multiple options and sometimes it just seems he deliberately chooses the one that's gonna cause the most problems. Like it's hard wired into his DNA. Fantastic.
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Man likes adventure.
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Man isn't sure of the difference between adventure and suicide. Granted 'tis a fine line sometimes. Either way it's entertaining for us, and I like to think Cortez learns something. Even if it is just the affirmation that explosives are good. It must have worked out for him pretty well given his 'Magnificent' armour in your 'Present Story Portraits". Top work.
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ok just hit people dont try to talk it aout hahahahaha
exclent always
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Where'd the shock-maul go?
Seems to teleport outta his loosening grip.
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Well yeah, but it's kinda there then not. If he dropped it the instant he was punched it would still be finger distance from his hands. The shards of the broken visor are still in flight, so shock-maul would be the same distance away, roughly...
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Yeah, very true. Sorry if you're losing sleep over it.
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But you're perfect. An insignificant issue like this is like my room was just teleported onto the surface of the sun...
IT BURNS.
But I'll get over it. Because I'll be dead...
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CORTEZ PAWNCH.
Ladies and gentlemen, I believe we have just birthed the offspring of a meme.
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The punch you shouldn't throw is always so tempting. Especially with a Str stat to back it up...
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Cortez is not actually that strong.
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its the barrel chest that makes him look so
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LoL Seen this happening... it's one of my favourites "typical player-panicked situations": it always cracks me up, may i be player, master, or The Cortez of thesituation
I'm loving this comic, btw
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Believe what I say or I'll hit you
Now your getting it!
*SMACK*
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Techpriests ain't known for them.
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badass cortez it quite badass!
also props for the PWANCH! sound effect very remicint of batman adam west.(..all thats missing now id a BIFF! sound)
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Punching should probably be done BEFORE the enemy calls for reinforcements... A for effort though, that looks like it broke the guy's nose.
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Not even. Did break his radio though, and probably made his eyes water.
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It says something about the 40K universe that walking around kitted up like a sucide bomber for purely cultural/symbolic/ethnic reasons could actually be a credible response if it was better delivered...
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