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Published: 2008-06-12 17:37:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 269; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 0
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Description Travelling by train is a real adventure in Molvania, and definitely not for the weak, the nervous or the sane. Although tickets are extremely cheap compared to prices in neighbouring countries, the price system is a little complicated.
First of all there are 4 kinds of trains, but since one of these is no longer uses, it leaves us with 3:

Express (Ezprezz), Schnell (Rapidj) and Passenger (Pendeljken). You need to reserve your seat on all trains except the Intercity trains leaving Lutenblag on Mondays or Thursdays. On other days you will need to have a special ticket ready that can only be obtained from the flower shop next to the station. If you do not have this ticket, you will have to stand all the way to your destination.

This rule is of course not valid for 2nd class passengers, as they have no seats anyway (see picture). Passengers wishing to transport their cattle should also get a ticket, except on market days (Monday to Sunday in most little villages).

Old Age Pensioners can get a reduction if they are older than 90. And from January 1st, 2008 drunkeness is no longer considered a disability.
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Comments: 7

RUNNrabbitRUNN [2008-06-12 18:24:34 +0000 UTC]

may i inquire as to what the rollers are for?

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Molvania In reply to RUNNrabbitRUNN [2008-06-12 18:34:49 +0000 UTC]

The rollers can be used for many purposes:
- to push the cattle forward during rush hour,
- to sit on when you don't suffer from aemorrhoids,
- to pass the tray with vodka and brandy

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RUNNrabbitRUNN In reply to Molvania [2008-06-12 18:41:34 +0000 UTC]

is the vodka and brandy like a perc? like what they have on airplanes during commercial flights? or do the passengers and cattle have to pay for it?

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Molvania In reply to RUNNrabbitRUNN [2008-06-12 18:52:15 +0000 UTC]

no no, it's not a perc. Passengers carry a bottle of vodka in their pocket, cattle have it tied around their neck.

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RUNNrabbitRUNN In reply to Molvania [2008-06-12 19:10:18 +0000 UTC]

kind of like saint bernard dogs in the swiss alps then? interesting.

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Molvania In reply to RUNNrabbitRUNN [2008-06-12 19:14:06 +0000 UTC]

very similar to Saint Bernards, yes.

the only difference is that a Saint Bernards' has got a jug with brandy in case there are some skiers in trouble. In Molvania the cows have them for their own consumption. It makes the milk so much tastier

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RUNNrabbitRUNN In reply to Molvania [2008-06-12 19:16:07 +0000 UTC]

yeah i bet it does. like what 90% proof? noice!

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