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Molvania — Little Red Riding Hood

Published: 2008-06-12 17:07:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 508; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 0
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Description This statue can be found in Central Park (Parkj Zentralj) in Katflapp. Foreign tourists call her Little Red Riding Hood, but according to Molvanian legends this is Czerwonka Malutka Kapusjonka, a girl who reportedly was raised by wolves in one of the many caves in this area.

Locals swear they saw her running around on all fours, sometimes even going out to hunt with her wolfy brothers and sisters,. It is even rumoured that she snatched babies from their cradles and devoured them.

This romantic story ended when she turned 13 and was eaten herself by her foster family.

Nobody knows why she is always depicted wearing a red riding hood, as she used to run around naked. Maybe local priests objected to naked 12-year-olds hunting with wolves?
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RUNNrabbitRUNN [2008-06-12 18:21:51 +0000 UTC]

or maybe it was to symbolize that time of the month when aunt flow came?

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Molvania In reply to RUNNrabbitRUNN [2008-06-12 18:35:55 +0000 UTC]

aunt flow?

do you mean like we say 'when the russian army comes to town' ?

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RUNNrabbitRUNN In reply to Molvania [2008-06-12 18:39:40 +0000 UTC]

yeah, i think we're on the same thought bullet. that special time in a woman's life when everything goes all to fuckallhell and she turns into a histerical bitch for like five days.

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