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Not made by me, just had to share it!I love these jokes xD
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[Edit] Ooh, oh, got another one! In Soviet Russia, love spreads YOU! x3
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russian words means :"Secret weapon of the Air Force of US"
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LOL,
Soviet is striking against Capitalist America!
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Π° Π½Π°Π΄ΠΏΠΈΡΡ Π½Π° ΡΠΎΡΠΎ ΠΏΡΡΠ°Π»ΠΈΡΡ ΠΏΠ΅ΡΠ΅Π²Π΅ΡΡΠΈ? ΠΠΠ‘ Π‘Π¨Π
and the inscription on the photo tried to translate? THE U.S. AIR FORCE
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normally I get irritated when i see demoposters on deviantart. but for some reason I couldn't stop laughing at this one.
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As I'm Russian, it gets over 9000 times funnier for me. Oh, God...
And my stepfather is a Russian pilot. Now I understand why he likes jogging...
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ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!
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I hope they're not offended ^^'
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Good luck!
Glad to hear it from a Russian! (I suppose you're Russian? 
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Yes i am russian, also british but mostly russian x)
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Nice! 
Where do you live, if you don't mind me asking, of course
Russia or Great-Brittain?
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Whoa 
You speak any Swedish?
Man, I'd love to see Sweden as well, one day.
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It's Switzerland* :'D they speak french and swiss german and two other languages.
on this map -> [link]
you can see the country in red, it's in europe and it's VERY small XD
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Aah, I know Switzerland
I live in Europe myself, Belgium to be exactly.
And believe me when I say our country is small as well
But I have family in Lithuania, that's why I'd love to see Russia one day, since Lithuania and Russia have this history together. And because I love Lithuania, I'd probably love Russia as well.
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You should visit! there are many interesting things to see, they aren't the type of things i would go see cos they aren't that "pretty" for me heh.
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Yeah, just like my mother! She'd like to visit countries like Egypt or Morocco, because of the culture. But me, on the other hand, I'm much more interested in those Nordic culture and countries. Don't know why, though
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SAME! haha! :'D not a fan of egypt or indian and other cultures of that kind, i'm mostly interested in nordic countries like you, canada, alaska, england ect... got no reason why as well
it's like disliking a color and liking a color, sometimes you can't explain why you like that color and don't like the other one.
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Yeah, exactly the same here!
Though I wouldn't mind visiting any of those countries, cause I believe they are gorgeous as well. But I'd just prefer to see for example Russia over Morocco.
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i won't mind either, just the fact that it would be extremely hot there bothers me :'D and the insects ....*shiver*
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Yeah, northern countries don't have those extreme temperatures. Though I must say, when it's summer and we go to Lithuania, it can be quite hot at times. But not like Turkey-40-degrees-hot!
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true, and i've never been to a country that's like 40 degrees hot :'D the hottest one i've ever been to was cambodia, SNAKES ! SNAKES EVERYWHERE XD
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Really? Camobdia? Was it nice? And wow, 40 degrees!
The hottest I've ever been to is Spain. But it was more of a relaxation vacation, with my brother and sister. Loved the beach there, though!
But I was burned all over the place. It hurt a lot, but I did have a nice tan, afterwards.
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cambodia had a lot of wonderful things to see x) but it was very hot and there were deadly mosquitos there, and green snakes q_______q
We didn't get to relax much at all :\ we just woke up early in the morning and off we went to explore cambodia under the hot sun. By the end of the day, we were all burned and had red faces and i even had a white marks around my eyes left from the sunglasses :'D
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oh, hi 
Oh jeeze, white marks around the eyes
Did you go with your family? If you don't mind me asking of course
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Yep, my mom and dad, sadly my brother didn't go cos he got a job :C
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ah, that's nice
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He didn't really want to go anyway ):
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Dunno, he isn't the type of person who likes to travel a lot
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the russian lettering: the secret development of USAF XD
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This probably has been said before... but the inscription on the actual pic says:
Secret Development of the US Air Force..
XD
In Soviet Russia, American Airplanes fly you
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Yeah, it has been said before ;D
But I don't mind
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my cousin would know all about this. he is in their airforce
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Really? In the airforce? Wow...
And where is he from, don't tell me the US, or this might get embarressing..
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He is actually my cousin from Russia, he lives a base somewhere in Siberia. He says i gets well below -20 sometimes, and we think it is cold in the northern states here in the U.S.
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Oh, god 
Yeah, well, we live in Europe (Belgium, to be exactly) and it never gets as cold here, as well. Max -10 degrees...
But I have family in Lithuania, not far from Russia, and at times, it gets there below -20 as well! Believe me, they let me know it isn't so pleasant...
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that's rough -_- seems like the world will freeze over sooner then we thought.
-20 is the HIGHEST temp my cousin works in when it is winter LOWEST he told me was about -74 about 4 years back. i spent a week with him in Russia once and it was about -41 the whole time. where i live in winter it get to about -20, i thought i was no stranger to cold, but one day there? i nearly turned into a popsicle.
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Dear god, -74?!
That must've been awful!
Yeah, well, this year, we're going to go celebrate christmas in Lithuania. (Actually, we're leaving tomorrow
But man, I can't even imagine what -74 must feel like ...
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being trapped in a block of ice about sums it up.
any have a merry Christmas!
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Aw, thank you!
A merry Christmas to you too
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