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"..cant you see i'm helplessly, hopelessly, breathlessly thrilled by your kiss?" - Pattie Page

FULL NAME: Ida Lynn Step
SPECIES: HUMAN
GENDER: Female
DATE OF BIRTH: May 8th
AGE: 22
HEIGHT: 5'6
WEIGHT: 110
OCCUPATION: Housewife
HUSBAND: Dr. David Step
Theme: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NRU7y…

STRENGTHS & SKILLS:
Anything under the umbrella of housewife skills, Ida can do - and do well. She is a machine when it comes to cooking, cleaning, sewing, knitting, handling children, and generally taking care of her husband, which Ida seems to genuinely enjoy doing. Often times she has dinner or a beer cracked open and ready for him right before he even vocalizes that he wants one. Her focus on being a good housewife often overshadows her other talents, though. Ida is an exceptionally good tinkerer - a regular MacGuyver, she can turn what seems to be garbage into something fantastic and useful. For this reason it isnt uncommon to find her dumpster diving in the rare moment she isnt tending to her wifely duties, looking for spare parts or things she could use for her next personal project. This also extends to an enjoyment for making wind up toys for local kids.
Even more surprising, Ida is far more perceptive than she lets on, and seems pretty skilled at dodging and handling a gun..

WEAKNESSES:
Her husband. Her desires and often other peoples desires are trumped by Davids needs. People tend to get the impression Ida could be very able and successful on her own, yet she throws that to the wind to stay loyal by Davids side. Ida also doesnt seem to like handling or dealing with complicated situations - it stresses her out immensely. Her world is ideally, very simple. Because of her dedication and focus on David, Ida tends to forget her own capabilities and downplays her successes, far too humble for her own good.
PERSONALITY:
A people-pleasing pushover. Ida is everything a good 1950s housewife should be and is single-handedly bringing womens rights back several years. Ida doesn't come off as the smartest girl but can be surprisingly more perceptive than one would think. She's sweet as candy and would love to have you over for dinner! But for as nice and compassionate as Ida can be, her thoughts on what a proper man or woman should be is very archaic..not to mention she is rather homophobic and maybe possibly a teeny bit racist (she has been known to say some unintentionally horribly bigoted stuff)..but it doesn't seem to be out of maliciousness. Ida really just doesn't know any better, and one could easily point out her upbringing as a culprit. These things tend to get her into a lot of trouble.

LIKES:

David
Children
Cleaning
Cooking
Tinkering
Baby animal gifs
Snow Buddies (all the movies)
God and her faith
Sewing and knitting
Decorative kitty plates

DISLIKES:
Aggressive personalities
Isolation
Loud noises
Swearing
Twinkies and cream filled things (they seem inappropriate)
Being away from her children

EXTRA:
Quiet. She speaks with a soft voice.
She always seems worried about something.
Has a very archaic view of what a proper woman should be. She's kind of taking women's rights back to the 50s.
Ida is hopelessly devoted to her husband David.
German native. She has a noticeable accent, as english is her second language.
S-s-s-stutters the more nervous she is.
She is a good catholic girl.
Missing a tooth. Huh.
Compassionate and well meaning, it doesn't seem like she'd hurt a fly.
Her dreams dont extend much beyond being a good housewife and taking care of her husband.
She loves that old timey crap.
Tiny bit racist. It doesnt seem to be out of malice, but more because she is ignorant.
Loves children (she wants like 2423423 kids)
A surprisingly good tinkerer. She enjoys making wind-up toys, but her skills are far more advanced than she would let on.
Ida doesn't like to speak over or add to a conversation when men are talking.
She makes her own bullets. Goes with the tinkering territory.
Riding on that, she is an explosives expert (??)
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"It's hard to be a man when there's a gun in your hand." - Tears for Fears
FULL NAME: Dr. David J. Step
SPECIES: HUMAN
GENDER: Male
DATE OF BIRTH: Feb 14th 1980
AGE: 35
HEIGHT: 5' 10"
WEIGHT: 160 lbs
OCCUPATION: Special Agent
WIFE/PARTNER: Idalynn
Theme: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAz1B4…
... but I have a whole playlist on Spotify ! Click for synth-pop and cheesy 80's jams.

STRENGTHS & SKILLS:
David is extremely intelligent and resourceful- this might not always lead him down the right path, but it's certainly a path. He's been specially trained to handle these situations, which is why his cool nature might seem a bit apathetic- and who knows, maybe it is! He doesn't panic, and he seems to always know what to do.

WEAKNESSES:
Diplomacy. He has absolutely no penchant for it. David will get himself into bad situations because he's horrible at handling relationships either between him and another person or between two people.
But let's talk about David and relationships for a second. Whether you're friend or family, you can't shake the feeling that you're being played. Being in any kind of relationship with David is exhausting- you are constantly being lied to, being gaslighted, or made to feel like you shouldn't be blaming him for something. The strange part is that it doesn't seem to be for any kind of monetary or physical gain, and further still it doesn't look like he gets some sort of power trip from it. It's just who he is.

WEAPONS: Standard issue 9mm Beretta & Asian kung-fu!
PERSONALITY:
He's kind of a douche-bag, and he'll say some pretty awful stuff to you. But that's all that it is, just stuff. In the end it feels like David doesn't do much but talk. He's willing to lend a hand to help, and really he is constantly doing nice things, even if it's under all that talk.
On the surface, he is calm and collected, monotone and inexpressive. He's a steady stream of offensive jokes, sarcasm, and pop culture references.
HISTORY:

After some sort of whirl-wind, Casablanca romance, David and Ida married in the hot summer of 2013, and shortly after began raising a family. They don't talk about what they did before then, but it always sounds like they remember it fondly, and they occasionally have some crazy half-stories from it. ("Remember that night in Amsterdam? Boy, that was insane." )
David will talk a lot about his son, Wyatt, who is very young. He has drawings from him, and photos, and always love mentioning him in casual conversation. ("Oh shit. Wyatt would totally dig that. He's all about dinosaurs right now.") You'll hear him make references to his daughter, apparently from a previous marriage, Rose, who seems to be in her broody teenager phase. He doesn't talk a lot about her, and will mention, when pressed, that she lives in a special needs hospital.

LIKES:

Ida
Electronics (His cellphone, his DS )
Busying himself so that he doesn't have to deal with reality
Children
Anime
MLP:FiM
Cringe videos

DISLIKES:
Social justice warriors
When people don't have a response to his jokes
Vintage stuff. He doesn't get the hype. It's old, who cares?
Being referred to as 'Mr.' He's a doctor, dammit!

EXTRA:

Very flat, tone wise and expression wise. Even when he's happy he doesn't smile all that much.
He is a Chinese-American. He speaks Chinese, badly. He understands it but doesn't pronounce it properly. It's like he doesn't really try.
He's always doing something, or trying to do something. He doesn't like having a lot of down-time. It seems like he's trying to preoccupy himself all the time.
He is totally down for whatever you want to do. He isn't lazy by any means, and he likes adventure, as outwardly calm as he seems. If you have a dare, tell him. But be prepared for him to totally do it.
David likes making people feel really awkward.
99% of the stuff he says is a joke. But it's hard to tell what is and what isn't.
His favorite pony is Twilight Sparkle, and he knows the whole alicorn arc is really stupid, stop talking about it!

Description

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Audition Link

"..cant you see i'm helplessly, hopelessly, breathlessly thrilled by your kiss?" - Pattie Page

FULL NAME: Ida Lynn Step
SPECIES: HUMAN
GENDER: Female
DATE OF BIRTH: May 8th
AGE: 22
HEIGHT: 5'6
WEIGHT: 110
OCCUPATION: Housewife
HUSBAND: Dr. David Step
Theme: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NRU7y…

STRENGTHS & SKILLS:
Anything under the umbrella of housewife skills, Ida can do - and do well. She is a machine when it comes to cooking, cleaning, sewing, knitting, handling children, and generally taking care of her husband, which Ida seems to genuinely enjoy doing. Often times she has dinner or a beer cracked open and ready for him right before he even vocalizes that he wants one. Her focus on being a good housewife often overshadows her other talents, though. Ida is an exceptionally good tinkerer - a regular MacGuyver, she can turn what seems to be garbage into something fantastic and useful. For this reason it isnt uncommon to find her dumpster diving in the rare moment she isnt tending to her wifely duties, looking for spare parts or things she could use for her next personal project. This also extends to an enjoyment for making wind up toys for local kids.
Even more surprising, Ida is far more perceptive than she lets on, and seems pretty skilled at dodging and handling a gun..

WEAKNESSES:
Her husband. Her desires and often other peoples desires are trumped by Davids needs. People tend to get the impression Ida could be very able and successful on her own, yet she throws that to the wind to stay loyal by Davids side. Ida also doesnt seem to like handling or dealing with complicated situations - it stresses her out immensely. Her world is ideally, very simple. Because of her dedication and focus on David, Ida tends to forget her own capabilities and downplays her successes, far too humble for her own good.
PERSONALITY:
A people-pleasing pushover. Ida is everything a good 1950s housewife should be and is single-handedly bringing womens rights back several years. Ida doesn't come off as the smartest girl but can be surprisingly more perceptive than one would think. She's sweet as candy and would love to have you over for dinner! But for as nice and compassionate as Ida can be, her thoughts on what a proper man or woman should be is very archaic..not to mention she is rather homophobic and maybe possibly a teeny bit racist (she has been known to say some unintentionally horribly bigoted stuff)..but it doesn't seem to be out of maliciousness. Ida really just doesn't know any better, and one could easily point out her upbringing as a culprit. These things tend to get her into a lot of trouble.

LIKES:

David
Children
Cleaning
Cooking
Tinkering
Baby animal gifs
Snow Buddies (all the movies)
God and her faith
Sewing and knitting
Decorative kitty plates

DISLIKES:
Aggressive personalities
Isolation
Loud noises
Swearing
Twinkies and cream filled things (they seem inappropriate)
Being away from her children

EXTRA:
Quiet. She speaks with a soft voice.
She always seems worried about something.
Has a very archaic view of what a proper woman should be. She's kind of taking women's rights back to the 50s.
Ida is hopelessly devoted to her husband David.
German native. She has a noticeable accent, as english is her second language.
S-s-s-stutters the more nervous she is.
She is a good catholic girl.
Missing a tooth. Huh.
Compassionate and well meaning, it doesn't seem like she'd hurt a fly.
Her dreams dont extend much beyond being a good housewife and taking care of her husband.
She loves that old timey crap.
Tiny bit racist. It doesnt seem to be out of malice, but more because she is ignorant.
Loves children (she wants like 2423423 kids)
A surprisingly good tinkerer. She enjoys making wind-up toys, but her skills are far more advanced than she would let on.
Ida doesn't like to speak over or add to a conversation when men are talking.
She makes her own bullets. Goes with the tinkering territory.
Riding on that, she is an explosives expert (??)
======================
======================

"It's hard to be a man when there's a gun in your hand." - Tears for Fears
FULL NAME: Dr. David J. Step
SPECIES: HUMAN
GENDER: Male
DATE OF BIRTH: Feb 14th 1980
AGE: 35
HEIGHT: 5' 10"
WEIGHT: 160 lbs
OCCUPATION: Special Agent
WIFE/PARTNER: Idalynn
Theme: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAz1B4…
... but I have a whole playlist on Spotify ! Click for synth-pop and cheesy 80's jams.

STRENGTHS & SKILLS:
David is extremely intelligent and resourceful- this might not always lead him down the right path, but it's certainly a path. He's been specially trained to handle these situations, which is why his cool nature might seem a bit apathetic- and who knows, maybe it is! He doesn't panic, and he seems to always know what to do.

WEAKNESSES:
Diplomacy. He has absolutely no penchant for it. David will get himself into bad situations because he's horrible at handling relationships either between him and another person or between two people.
But let's talk about David and relationships for a second. Whether you're friend or family, you can't shake the feeling that you're being played. Being in any kind of relationship with David is exhausting- you are constantly being lied to, being gaslighted, or made to feel like you shouldn't be blaming him for something. The strange part is that it doesn't seem to be for any kind of monetary or physical gain, and further still it doesn't look like he gets some sort of power trip from it. It's just who he is.

WEAPONS: Standard issue 9mm Beretta & Asian kung-fu!
PERSONALITY:
He's kind of a douche-bag, and he'll say some pretty awful stuff to you. But that's all that it is, just stuff. In the end it feels like David doesn't do much but talk. He's willing to lend a hand to help, and really he is constantly doing nice things, even if it's under all that talk.
On the surface, he is calm and collected, monotone and inexpressive. He's a steady stream of offensive jokes, sarcasm, and pop culture references.
HISTORY:

After some sort of whirl-wind, Casablanca romance, David and Ida married in the hot summer of 2013, and shortly after began raising a family. They don't talk about what they did before then, but it always sounds like they remember it fondly, and they occasionally have some crazy half-stories from it. ("Remember that night in Amsterdam? Boy, that was insane." )
David will talk a lot about his son, Wyatt, who is very young. He has drawings from him, and photos, and always love mentioning him in casual conversation. ("Oh shit. Wyatt would totally dig that. He's all about dinosaurs right now.") You'll hear him make references to his daughter, apparently from a previous marriage, Rose, who seems to be in her broody teenager phase. He doesn't talk a lot about her, and will mention, when pressed, that she lives in a special needs hospital.

LIKES:

Ida
Electronics (His cellphone, his DS )
Busying himself so that he doesn't have to deal with reality
Children
Anime
MLP:FiM
Cringe videos

DISLIKES:
Social justice warriors
When people don't have a response to his jokes
Vintage stuff. He doesn't get the hype. It's old, who cares?
Being referred to as 'Mr.' He's a doctor, dammit!

EXTRA:

Very flat, tone wise and expression wise. Even when he's happy he doesn't smile all that much.
He is a Chinese-American. He speaks Chinese, badly. He understands it but doesn't pronounce it properly. It's like he doesn't really try.
He's always doing something, or trying to do something. He doesn't like having a lot of down-time. It seems like he's trying to preoccupy himself all the time.
He is totally down for whatever you want to do. He isn't lazy by any means, and he likes adventure, as outwardly calm as he seems. If you have a dare, tell him. But be prepared for him to totally do it.
David likes making people feel really awkward.
99% of the stuff he says is a joke. But it's hard to tell what is and what isn't.
His favorite pony is Twilight Sparkle, and he knows the whole alicorn arc is really stupid, stop talking about it!