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Published: 2018-03-20 07:15:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 77727; Favourites: 2625; Downloads: 0
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"Hey.""....H-hey?"
"I'm gonna need you to quit being such a meanie."
"Huh?"
"Because I'm gonna have to be frank, mister. You've been nothing but an unrepentant, manipulative, selfish, grade-A jerky mcjerkface, and I'm officially peeved."
"Uh, sorry-"
"Yeah, you'd better be. I don't have to stick around, you know. Do you want me to leave?"
"....No, I-"
"Then you'd better learn to stop hurting and manipulating other ponies to feel a teensy bit better about yourself. You'd better learn to like yourself, to love the pony that you are, because I do, but that doesn't mean diddly-squat-doodle if you don't."
"....James....."
"Furthermore, you're gonna learn to be less of a crabby sassy-pants to ponies who are just trying to be nice! That includes me, mister.Β So help me, if you want this to work, you're gonna treat Peanut Butter James Sandwich with proper kindness and respect, do you understand me, Chakra?"
"Um. Wow. Uh....o-okay."
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got a tumblr request for what PB Sandwich/Chakra shipping would look like, and i have a weakness for pairing cinnamon rolls up with rolls of actual sin
PB is optimistic but would eventually get fed up with chakra's selfish asshattery and read him the riot act. Chakra honestly never expected PB to actually stand up for himself, and he finds himself cowed into submission (among other feelings stirred up by PB being so unexpectedly strong and authoritative, holy shit)
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not canon unless you want it to be
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I would love this to be canon, even if it's in an alternate universe.
It's so cute and quirky in it's own way and it's irresistible
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"diddly-squat-doodle"
literally me when my little siblings are pissing me off but my mom is right there so i cant cuss em out
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Now that's what I call ruffling some feathers lol
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I like pb and zipperflash more and noct and chakra
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PB is so cute like ungodly cute I am dying
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For the sake of all good things in the world- please make this cannon! Also I love the art and dialogue!!!
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Your character designs look great, you did a wonderful job.Β
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Quite honestly I would LOVE it if this was a canon thing
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I didn't even know I wanted this until I saw that picture and read your dialogue. These two.Β πΒ π
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LEt htis happen in the same AU where Chakra works for Cupcake!
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cause thats the artist preferred theme or choice.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh yes
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Oh my... 
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Speaking of cinnamon rolls, it looks likes Chakra's put on some weight Β Β
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I think I know why DA tagged it as mature.
they couldn't handle the pure gayness and cuteness of this ship.
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damn them homophobic and cuteness paranoid DA peeps
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ik, come on DA, love is love
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I know. RAINDOWS YA
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I feel like Chakra's gonna have a slight bruise on his side after this.
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Someone wanted to censor this? I could believe it if they were sweating, gasping for air, and had drool dripping the maw...but this?!Β
Beautiful work as always, and entertaining narrative!
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Haha, never expected that from PB nor from Chakra.Β Kind of cool to be honest.
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I really don't want a discussion about censorship here. Please keep all related comments in the journal post:
What the hell, DeviantartOkay, so this website's been getting really insistent on tagging mature content. I've been getting a few messages like this:
Which, okay, you know what? I feel like that one is warranted. I didn't really consider it at the time I submitted it, but later I was told by a few commenters that the image could be perceived as sexual assault, and thus be upsetting to many people. I honestly hadn't considered that, and I do apologize. I tagged it as mature. Good on you, deviantart, for pointing it out.
.....But then I get ones like this:
No, deviantart, that is not mature content. Deviantart's policy on mature content defines it as work containing nudity, violence/fore, sexual themes, strong language, and/or ideologically sensitive material. This is a drawing of a fictional character holding a chicken-rat. Is it disturbing? Yes. But it isn't sexual, violent, vulgar, or deliberately offensi
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I actually saw that before coming here
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all I need now is an AU where Peebs takes Cupcake's roll as the battle-scarred warrior and then my life is complete
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That would be... a mixture of amazing and terrifying. Cause I can easily see him still being hyper and cheerful even as he's kicking someone's ass lol
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"That's really mean! I guess I have to shatter your femur now!"
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Exactly, and picture sugar-rush Cupcake's mood/smile on PB as he's doing that
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