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kind of a follow-up to this?

One time, Bruce and Magnolia May (being such good besties) got drunk and made out, to test out their respective sexual orientations (Bruce is gay, Magnolia is a lesbian) back when Bruce was really still figuring himself out. They're not sure exactly what it proved, but they do conclude that it was a mutually horrible experience. Magnolia maintains that Bruce is the worst kisser she's ever experienced, too rough and bitey and urghh did you even shower today, shug??

Bruce says Magnolia is unforgivably bad at kissing, especially cuz she's really gentle and caress-y and totally bleedin' gay, and she kept trying to grope where a boob would have been, but Bruce is flat there, god damn it Magnolia quit tryin' to cop a feel ya cheap skank, ya need to buy me dinner first

note: bruce says "pash" -australian slang for sloppy wet kiss, apparently

At the bottom we have sweet Bruce and Stormy romance in the rain
Stormy was really respectful of Bruce's boundaries and tended to ask permission before kissing him, up until Bruce told him to knock it off and just start going for it already

bonus related headcanon from (warning for sex reference)

I am all for one day Bruce and Stormy get caught in a downpour and Stormy of course shelters Bruce with his wings but they're still getting soaked and laughing about it....and Bruce is suddenly struck with how fucking beautiful Stormy is when he's wet and grinning...how good his scent smells mixed with the rain...and oh fuck Bruce is in love halp. But instead of panicking Bruce just like surges forward and catches Stormy in a desperate, hungry, love you so much you are MINE kiss that really makes Stormy's brain melt from the unexpected passion. Bruce may have shoved him down in the grass for some desperate sex. They may have totally gotten terrible colds and had misery snuggles on the couch for a week. Totally worth it.

Description
kind of a follow-up to this?

One time, Bruce and Magnolia May (being such good besties) got drunk and made out, to test out their respective sexual orientations (Bruce is gay, Magnolia is a lesbian) back when Bruce was really still figuring himself out. They're not sure exactly what it proved, but they do conclude that it was a mutually horrible experience. Magnolia maintains that Bruce is the worst kisser she's ever experienced, too rough and bitey and urghh did you even shower today, shug??

Bruce says Magnolia is unforgivably bad at kissing, especially cuz she's really gentle and caress-y and totally bleedin' gay, and she kept trying to grope where a boob would have been, but Bruce is flat there, god damn it Magnolia quit tryin' to cop a feel ya cheap skank, ya need to buy me dinner first

note: bruce says "pash" -australian slang for sloppy wet kiss, apparently

At the bottom we have sweet Bruce and Stormy romance in the rain
Stormy was really respectful of Bruce's boundaries and tended to ask permission before kissing him, up until Bruce told him to knock it off and just start going for it already

bonus related headcanon from (warning for sex reference)

I am all for one day Bruce and Stormy get caught in a downpour and Stormy of course shelters Bruce with his wings but they're still getting soaked and laughing about it....and Bruce is suddenly struck with how fucking beautiful Stormy is when he's wet and grinning...how good his scent smells mixed with the rain...and oh fuck Bruce is in love halp. But instead of panicking Bruce just like surges forward and catches Stormy in a desperate, hungry, love you so much you are MINE kiss that really makes Stormy's brain melt from the unexpected passion. Bruce may have shoved him down in the grass for some desperate sex. They may have totally gotten terrible colds and had misery snuggles on the couch for a week. Totally worth it.