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shit happens, also to him

What did God say after creating man? I must be able to do better than that.

And on the sixth day, God created man first so that he could enjoy a few minutes on Earth without saying the wrong thing to a woman.

Why did God make man before woman? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

If God made anything better than pussy he kept it for himself.

The Buddhist Mafia is called Karma.

I like Jesus but he loves me, so it's awkward.

If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus? This Guy is a goldmine.

Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA? Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

If God hadn't meant the pussy to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco.

Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas.

Why did God put men on the Earth? Becuase a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

God sees everything. Neighbors – even more... Tell me who I am and I will tell you who you are...

Suicide: Mans way of telling God - "You can't fire me, I quit".

Deja Vu – When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining

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Description
shit happens, also to him

What did God say after creating man? I must be able to do better than that.

And on the sixth day, God created man first so that he could enjoy a few minutes on Earth without saying the wrong thing to a woman.

Why did God make man before woman? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

If God made anything better than pussy he kept it for himself.

The Buddhist Mafia is called Karma.

I like Jesus but he loves me, so it's awkward.

If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus? This Guy is a goldmine.

Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA? Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

If God hadn't meant the pussy to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco.

Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas.

Why did God put men on the Earth? Becuase a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

God sees everything. Neighbors – even more... Tell me who I am and I will tell you who you are...

Suicide: Mans way of telling God - "You can't fire me, I quit".

Deja Vu – When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining

onelinefun.com/god/5/