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Description Don't get me wrong, I was born in Texas (Plano), but what is going on guys? What's going on in that state? Changing history books to change "slave trade" to "triangular trade?" Making a less "liberal" history? Not talking about the obvious fact that most of our founding fathers were nontheists? Just gonna close your eyes and put your fingers in your ears and go LALALALALA until all the bad people are gone?
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shiverwings [2017-01-04 04:44:06 +0000 UTC]

Not if you go to Austin

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The-Artist-64 [2014-07-25 22:12:04 +0000 UTC]

Hidden by Commenter

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Obeliskgirljohanny In reply to The-Artist-64 [2017-10-13 02:10:50 +0000 UTC]

florida can't be that bad.

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The-Artist-64 In reply to Obeliskgirljohanny [2017-10-13 02:20:59 +0000 UTC]

I was young when I posted that comment. You're right, it's not a Democratic stronghold like I used to think it was.

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Veemon3449 [2014-07-19 03:51:39 +0000 UTC]

The Founding Fathers weren't nontheists. They were a mixture of deists and christians.

As for the slave trade bit, I was taught that the slave trade was also called the triangular trade due to the shape of the trade route.

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Cypher-DS [2014-07-15 19:13:40 +0000 UTC]

The jokes about Jynx and pokemon "intelligently designing" into their evolved forms are nice but the library panel could be improved by listing the title of an actual textbook that goes out of its way to revise or adjust historical facts.

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Pokefan117 [2013-09-29 16:59:18 +0000 UTC]

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Josh592 In reply to Pokefan117 [2013-11-23 02:57:55 +0000 UTC]

You from Texas?

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Pokefan117 In reply to Josh592 [2013-11-23 14:42:18 +0000 UTC]

not even close to where i am

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Josh592 In reply to Pokefan117 [2013-11-23 21:57:00 +0000 UTC]

Oh, then why are you so bugged?

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Pokefan117 In reply to Josh592 [2013-11-25 12:44:59 +0000 UTC]

actualy i forgot i comented that first one so idk

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Josh592 In reply to Pokefan117 [2013-11-26 04:05:54 +0000 UTC]

oh.

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Grusnoid [2013-02-06 11:03:32 +0000 UTC]

I'm sooooo glad Texas controls the content of our history books. No wonder I never leaned anything from my history text book, and learned everything I know from the internet, and asking my teachers questions.

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CaitlynKetchum [2012-12-08 21:34:43 +0000 UTC]

Damn you Texas & you're weird Squirtles!

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CourierBell [2012-11-09 14:29:39 +0000 UTC]

It reminds me of Lousiana...

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YukiraNine [2012-10-01 04:29:52 +0000 UTC]

HOLY CRAP I live there right now... D:

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vocaloid123456789 [2012-08-26 22:50:50 +0000 UTC]

I know exactly how you feel. I've lived my whole life in Texas, and at first, I beleived my teachers about the stuff my teachers told me. Then I read a Californian textbook, and I feel like screaming BULLSHIT practically everytime my teacher says practically anything.

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EpicSlytherinGirl In reply to vocaloid123456789 [2012-12-23 21:09:14 +0000 UTC]

I know, right???!!!

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vocaloid123456789 In reply to EpicSlytherinGirl [2012-12-23 22:53:05 +0000 UTC]

Yeah! No one else seems to understand except complete strangers on the internet. And that is why I am moving to Montana the moment I get the chance.

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Enairee In reply to vocaloid123456789 [2013-06-07 03:11:53 +0000 UTC]

Be careful where in Montana you move to. It's surprisingly similar here too (at least where I live). I miss the west coast. :/

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coldfire0007 [2012-05-26 03:24:04 +0000 UTC]

every intelligently designed thing grows bigger in texas town

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Thirteenthfail [2012-05-25 14:47:40 +0000 UTC]

I know how you feel Jhall. As a fellow texan I know exactly how you feel with all of the crazy bullshit going on in the state and I don't like all of the, "close your eyes and put your fingers in your ears and go LALALALALA until all the bad people are gone", stuff Texas is doing.

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A-Lucky-Mutt In reply to Thirteenthfail [2012-06-06 12:46:53 +0000 UTC]

have you heard how they were gonna take out a president in the history books,and replace them with women and other people to make it "politically" correct or something? (im a girl,so dont call me sexist,but this is a PRESIDENT we're talking about. how can texas take out a president from our history books?)

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NannaDoodles [2012-05-20 22:59:49 +0000 UTC]

actualy the trianguler trade and the slave trade are tought to us as two dif things, its just that the slave trade was a PART of the trianguler trade...just sayen, since slaves werento the ONLY thing traded back then between the areas, and in our area we dont change very much about history, but i liev in port neches which is right next to boumont so that may be why, sorry for spell errors, my keys are sticking realy bad lol

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ImANamazu [2012-03-22 21:50:24 +0000 UTC]

I live in texas and left the public school system because it is absolute rubbish....Interestingly enough the only kids i know that play pokemon down here are from other countries or states. YEY TEXAS...
srsly tho that pikachu is ADORABLE!

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ImperfectChimera [2012-03-05 20:57:18 +0000 UTC]

I live in Florida and am an atheist. Florida is probably least southern-like southern state, but the second I cross over into Georgia....

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Obeliskgirljohanny In reply to ImperfectChimera [2017-10-13 02:13:02 +0000 UTC]

Yeah Florida is like a southern-like state, and I think you're afraid of Georgia, right???

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morqwal In reply to ImperfectChimera [2014-09-12 02:24:13 +0000 UTC]

at least atlanta has the varsity and we have stone mountain

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Phantom-Brave [2012-02-20 00:14:46 +0000 UTC]

Hubologists?

Those people are effing weird.

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Phantom-Brave In reply to Phantom-Brave [2012-02-20 00:15:36 +0000 UTC]

Oh, wait. Thought it was a Fallout reference... Just thought of FNV. How embarrassing.

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Fish1012 [2012-01-29 16:27:24 +0000 UTC]

OMIGOSH SO TRUE!!!!! I rarely ever visit southern states, but I'm an atheist, and puerto rican. I'm terrified each time I visit them.

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lalah3 [2012-01-16 01:00:05 +0000 UTC]

I don't sometimes like my State too.

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mffngrffls [2011-12-10 04:47:52 +0000 UTC]

im in texas too!

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Axel-Comics [2011-10-21 14:16:31 +0000 UTC]

Ah, stereotypes are fun. Like how all American's seem to think we Brits are either posh or cockney. But to be fair alot of us Limeys think "Texan" and "Hey, y'all!" when we think of America . Thanks, JHall for making me giggle so hard XD.

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aries-locket [2011-10-05 23:30:26 +0000 UTC]

sounds like that part of texas is a bit TOO stubborn for hope

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chisonacracker [2011-10-03 03:10:50 +0000 UTC]

Oh god, I live in Plano. Soooooo true!

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Salnax [2011-09-29 04:51:27 +0000 UTC]

LALALALALA!

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Schatten-Drache [2011-07-22 17:06:51 +0000 UTC]

ROFL!!! the intelligent designet part is brilliant!

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narukemon4ever1 [2011-07-10 05:35:10 +0000 UTC]

Intellectually Designed into Wartortle sounds right to this christian!

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Mgonz46 [2011-06-13 02:18:54 +0000 UTC]

LOL im a texan and i cant stop laughing at this

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mizuki-nee-chan In reply to Mgonz46 [2011-08-06 02:07:35 +0000 UTC]

ditto!

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Lightspeed042 [2011-06-09 16:00:45 +0000 UTC]

I almost think Texas is just its own country, just because their methods are SO backwards from other states that they almost NEED to be their own nation. I'M NOT SAYING IT WOULD BE A HUGE IMPROVEMENT, but just so that they can rule themselves and we won't have to put up with their illogical-ness ruining our USA! They'd probably be in ruins, 'cuz even the Texas people can't seem to make out any form of logical government (in fact they're AGAINST it!). But hey, not our problem, right?

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JHALLpokemon In reply to Lightspeed042 [2011-06-09 20:04:48 +0000 UTC]

Rick Perry, some TX representative, was threatening to secede from America if the tea party didn't get what they wanted. The rest of America was like "lol go ahead."

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Lightspeed042 In reply to JHALLpokemon [2011-06-09 22:22:03 +0000 UTC]

Only goes to show, then!

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Lightspeed042 In reply to Lightspeed042 [2011-06-09 16:01:53 +0000 UTC]

And if anybody who's reading this is from Texas, I'm sorry if I offended you!

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mizuki-nee-chan In reply to Lightspeed042 [2011-08-06 02:08:36 +0000 UTC]

oh well, we're bigger!

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WyattTheNerd [2011-06-07 18:26:52 +0000 UTC]

i'm a Texan and i find this hilarious lol

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Little-Joshepher [2011-06-06 21:23:13 +0000 UTC]

I love this. I blogged it on tumblr!

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pokeartperson [2011-05-21 19:59:00 +0000 UTC]

Do you know the book And Then There Were None by, Agatha Christie? They changed that too.

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DrMGinius [2011-05-21 19:21:00 +0000 UTC]

"Intelligently designed into Wartotle"

That was brilliant, sir. My hat is off to you!

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